Monday, August 01, 2011
because this needed more than a FB status or TweetRecently cracked.com did an article about parenting trends that are just as fucking stupid as the last. Like male breast feeding.
Yes, you read that right.
Male. Breast. Feeding.
First off let's just start with the myth that mothers bond with their children more because of breastfeeding. Oh stfu asshats. That belief can only be thought up by women too stupid to even be able to get out of bed. Stephen spent the first 9 month of Paul's life in Iraq. Of course when he came home the first thing Paul did was rip open Stephen's ACUs & suckle on Stephen's nipple....
Nevermind the fact that I, like a fuckload of other women, couldnt/didn't breast feed.
I guess I won't have that special bond with my child like you do. Woe is me... le sigh.
Let's talk about the obvious... men don't fucking make milk! So what? I don't produce semen. Its ok that we have different parts. What are you scared of? Don't you think its a bit moronic to go from one extreme- being told that a woman has to stay home to birth & feed babies- to the other extreme- men breast feeding-? I mean really?
Let's move on to gender nuetral bs.
On second thought, let's not. The parents who make their kids gender nuetral to the extreme are too fucking annoying to give another thought to.
I hate people... I should stop while I'm ahead before I burst a blood vessle.