Thursday, December 31, 2009

soooo tired...

Oh no, not like your normal SAHM tired. I mean I'm always asleep.

I went to bed at 9:30 last night and you might think, well that's not bad, of course your tired. You don't understand, I am always tired. I throw my kids in cages, highschairs and rooms just so I can take my 30 minute morning nap.
(note- ok, I don't take naps EVERY day....).

Then of course theres their normal after lunch naptime. Oh I hate being tired then!

That is a precious a rare time. I throw them in bed, give hugs and kisses, and bolt out of their rooms. And for a few moments it's completely silent. The TV is off, no music, nothing. Just silence. It's the most beautiful thing and I savour every milisecond of it.

Then of course I'm faced with a tough choice. Cleaning isn't an option at this point. I can clean when they're awake damnit. Naptime is like my weekend. I don't work at naptime, damnit!

So then I'm faced with the choice of playing the Sims and really sucking all I can out of the fact that the kids are asleep- or take a nap myself. Usually I play the sims until I fall over. I hate taking naps then- I feel like I wasted a perfectly good time of silence by sleeping. But, like I said, I am so friggn tired most of the time. It's pathetic really.

So it is a little odd that I went to sleep at 9:30 last night. Actually, I started to get tired at 8:30, fell asleep on the couch at 9:15 and went to bed at 9:30. I need vitamins....

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Update for New Years Eve:

Top moments of the decade:

  • Meeting Stephen

  • Marrying Stephen

  • Paul and Teddy

  • Joining my current D&D group

  • Becoming a home owner

  • Meeting the most wonderful Army wives and friends ever.

    My favorite blog posts of the year

  • Shut the FUCK up!

  • I don't know if it's karma or the fact that little girls are crazy

  • Surviving a tornado for my sister's wedding

  • Rules for Marriage

  • Same body different brain

  • In this highschool I'm totally awesome

  • All About Balls


    Monday, December 28, 2009

    Oh aren't you lucky!

    Paul wonke up from his nap gross and sweaty and is now screeching in the living room.

    How you people can stand not being me I'll never know.

    Anyhoo- I was going to post my top 10 movies of the year, but I didn't see 10 movies this year (but if I had to choose out of the tiny amount I did see- Watchmen would be #1)

    I'd do top songs of the year but I don't listen to the radio.

    Oh boy! Brace yourselves... now Teddy is awake and screeching! Buy your tickets NOW!

    Stephen got me a gift certificate to this PJ place online that sells those footy pajamas for adults. I can't decide on which one I want. I'm thinking I might get the dinosaur ones- cause they've got the drop seat and the feet... but then again there's classic pink and you can get bunny ears to go with it and who doesn't want to sleep next to a cute little bunny rabbit!
    Of course if I got the orange ones I can be seen from space AND not look stupid when I go picking up trash on the side of the road!

    This is a difficult decision.... sigh

    Ok, moving along (bored to tears yet are you? Ohhh just you wait!) - I stole this meme from Avi:

    1. Open your music library (iPod, iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every stage of life, type the song that’s playing
    5. When you go to a new stage, press the next button
    6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…

    Waking Up: Nth Degree by Morningwood

    First Day at School: Lovefool by the Cardigans

    Falling In Love: All These Things That I've Done by the Killers

    Fight Song: Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper feat Sarah McLachlan

    Breaking Up: White and Nerdy by Weird Al

    Prom: My Love is your Love by Whitney Houston

    Life: Du Hast by Rammstein

    Mental Breakdown: Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots by the Flaming Lips

    Driving: Patiently Waiting by 50 cent

    Flashback: Jailhouse Rock by Elvis

    Wedding: Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson

    Birth of Child: Dance with You by Live

    Final Battle: Somebody Told Me by the Killers

    Death Scene: I Miss You by Blink-182

    Funeral Song: What's in the Fridge by Imagination Movers

    End Credit: Disease by matchbox twenty


    Monday, December 21, 2009

    Oh crap....

    Yesterday Paul had his Christmas pageant for church.

    Ok, forget the fact that all we were told was "have your kids practice these 3 songs." And forget the fact that the pre-schoolers weren't singing the songs, just dancing to them.
    Forget the fact that the preschoolers wee split up and 1 group was supposed to dance to 1 song, etc.

    That information may have been helpful in our parenting role in reminding Paul "ok, remember you need to sit nicely during this part" and such.

    Aside from that- my greatest fear as an anal parent was realized yesterday.

    My child is the one not listening to his teachers, running all over the place, lying down in the weirdest spots, etc.

    Ok, in our defense Paul is 90% of the time a good boy. And he usually does listen to his teachers and to us (according to them- god I hope they aren't lying).

    But still- no one wants it to be their child who's not listening and making a ruckus.

    Aside from all that- the pageant was super cute!








    Thursday, December 17, 2009

    Dear daughter I don't have, and may never have....

    But if I do, here you go:

    I promise you will never take those idiotic MySpace photos that teenage girls seem to always take.

    I promise that if you do, beatings will follow.

    I promise you will have better self esteem than I do.

    I promise that when you are dating and such that you will never feel like your man doesn't love you if he doesn't want to spend every waking moment with you. I promise I will help you to understand that.

    I promise you will be ok enough with yourself to be by yourself. To go to restaurants by yourself. To the movies, etc.

    I promise you will smile with sincerity and never with a hint of fakeness.

    I promise you will date and marry a man who gives you nothing but respect and that you will not settle for anything less.

    I promise you will understand that sex does not, and will never, equal love.

    I promise you will understand a man isn't needed for certain "activities."

    I promise you will be loved.

    I promise you we will teach you how to respect others and demand it in return.

    I promise you that your daddy will do his best to show you that good men are out there.


    Friday, December 11, 2009

    omg! A blog!

    With bullets!

  • I got the Sims 3 World Adventures ep and it's awwwesome! Although the first chick I made for it was totally bad ass. She fought mummies! She was even cursed by one! She's been all over the globe! Disarmed traps in ancient tombs! And survived it all. Then she goes home and was fixing the radio for her daughter's birthday. And. Got. Electrocuted. And. Died.
    WTF?!
    The family I'm playing I like too... The mom is insane and explores tombs in her formal dress. She married a Frenchman named Francois and had twin boys named Augernon and Aubert. Everything's going great until she find the last peice she needs to make a king's sarcophagus. We all know what happens then....

  • I'm in the middle of Eclipse. Shut up.

  • I've seen Twilight and New Moon. Shut up.

  • Paul is obsessed wth Charlie Brown and watches one every night.

  • Paul starts his school skills class next Wednesday. Sniff. My baby! Already going to preschool! Sigh.

  • I've made my like 300th batch of banana bread... I discovered I really like ginger in my banana bread.








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