Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Nominations are IN! Pimp it out!
While the RFS blog awards are going on all regular posts (including all weekly memes) will be found HEREBefore I get to the categories please take a moment to go here and read the RULES before voting.
special thanks to Miss Ann for a couple of these
1) The dirty old man award
-Mr. Fab
-Osbasso
-Avi
2) Blogger most likely to be a Walmart greeter
-Stan
-Avi
-Miss Ann
3) Ditziest female
-Tracy
-Stacy
-Poppy
-Nude Memphis
-A Blonde and her Blog
4) Most likely to still live in his/hers mother's basement
-Jesus
-Lightning Bug's Butt
-Amanda
-Avi
5) Blogger most likely to have the most stretched out vagina
-Miss-Britt
-Kylie
-Mr. Fab
6) Blogger most likely to be fired for sexual harassment
-Avi
-One Hung Man
-Mr. Fab
7) Blogger most likely to jump off a bridge if someone told them to
-Blue
-A Blonde and her Blog
8) Blogger who needs to get laid
-UsedtobeMe
-Bottle Blonde
-Dave2
-Nude Memphis
-Avi
9) Blogger most likely to be killed in a tragic blogging accicent
-Miss Ann
-Prunella
-Avi
-Annie
-David's Doll
10) Blogger of the month
-The Dawg
-Much Ado About Sumthin'
-Avi
-Miss Ann
I am accepting votes from now (January 23rd)
until February 6th
For those of you nominated please put the following button on your site, using the code below:
special thanks to Karen for this session's buttons
Please either EMAIL me your votes, or post them in the comment box (below).
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
You're so fucking stupid you probably think this post is about you....
While the RFS blog awards are going on all regular posts (including all weekly memes) will be found HEREHey fuckers! You don't have that much more time to nominate! Move it!
Yes yes The Really Fucking Stupid Blog Awards are back. Finally. Hot damn!
Before I get to the categories please take a moment to go here and read the rules before nominating / voting.
On to the categories!
special thanks to Miss Ann for some of these
1) The dirty old man award
2) Blogger most likely to be a Walmart greeter
3) Ditziest female
4) Most likely to still live in his/hers mother's basement
5) Blogger most likely to have the most stretched out vagina
6) Blogger most likely to be fired for sexual harassment
7) Blogger most likely to jump off a bridge if someone told them to
8) Blogger who needs to get laid
9) Blogger most likely to be killed in a tragic blogging accicent
10) Blogger of the month
Please either EMAIL me your nominations, or post them in the comment box (below).
I am accepting nominations from now (January 9th)
until January 23rd
Monday, January 07, 2008
Oh joy.
Well Stink-Butt didn't get that one job.That's ok. He'll get one soon. He said he wasn't bummed about it but the mopey-sulkey attitude he had the passed few days tells me otherwise.
I know he'll get one soon. Now he has more time to spend at the house with me.
More time to say things like:
You're gonna wash that shirt with that shirt?
Are you sure that goes there?
Where does this go? x5,894,321,000,851.8
BUT he also hung all the pictures, changes Hulk-Man's diaper every other change, and keeps Hulk-Man out of my ass when cooking. So it all evens out, hehe.
It's just nice having him home and not in Iraq, so I can't complain too much.
I'm sure I'm getting on his very last nerve too. Good thing I'm awesome in bed!
Saturday, January 05, 2008
*climbing out from under the moldy, disgusting rock I live under*
Last night Stink-Butt and I had "Eep
I now know that Paul was not delivered by stork. Hardee har har...
Har.
No, seriously- while at dinner at this place (with hamburgers a step up from Burger King) he says to me,
"I think you should try and where make up more often."
Not in a mean way- not in a "Bitch I have a reputation to keep up! You best be becomin' a trophy wife!" way but in a "I want you to feel good about yourself" way.
I'd like to look good for my man and for myself. But a lot factors in to me not.
I'm no longer working outside the home and when I do go out I've got a 1 year strapped to me (and when he's not with me I have snot and drool all over me) so I don't have random guys anymore coming up to me saying things like "Dayum baby...." and staring at my ass.
Turn a few notches down on the self-esteem-o-meter.
What's really upsetting isn't all that- it's the fact that I believe in not putting your kids first in most cases. The best gift you can give your children is a happy, healthy parent.
And I am failing miserably.
Friday, January 04, 2008
Almost settled in
Well the rest of our stuff arrived -finally- yesterday.Asshats. This whole moving experience has just been one stressful fuckfest of a time.
But that's the Army for you, they really know how to send you on your way... pfft.
Anyhoo, so like I said we live in the same apartment complex as Stink-Butt's neice, Chickie Poo.
I stole her nickname from her man. I assume we can both call her the same thing on our blogs, hehe
This is perfect- we're both, somewhat, outsiders to Stink-Butts lovely (albeit crazy fucking ass) family. So we live in the same state as all his family but we live far enough away as to where we're not engulfed in constant family drama.
It's a big family though, big family's have triple the drama as a normal sized family me thinks.
So Chickie Poo and I are here, in our little sanctuary, and I once again have a female companion to play with. Teehee
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Bring me some bacon sucka!
Stink-Butt just left for his first interview, trying to get a real civilian job.Technically he's still in the Army (and is out the 15th)- but no reason to wait around with our thumbs up our asses when he could be out begging for a job :)
We went to Jo. S.A Banks (sp?) the other day and got him some fancy-ass shit.
He looks super handsome.
AND he broke down and bought a purple tie (it's not only purple).
I never thought I'd see the day. He's the type of guy who looks sooo good in lavenders and pinks but shurks away from them like a vampire to the sun.
Maybe he should get nervous more often who knows what I could get him to do!
He's still yet to dress up like Darth Vadar in the bedroom for me.... mwahahaha
Anyhoo- I'm not worried at all that he'll get the job. He has a very impressive resume and looks super snappy. Who WOULDN'T hire him?
Of course if he doesn't get it he can always go back to selling crack. I need me some shoes! ;-)
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Update...
I'm typing this amist mounds of clutter and unpacking / moving nightmare.Needless to say I'm a bit annoyed- I fucking hate clutter!
But Stink-Butt told me to relax 'cause I was going crazy and getting irritated and every little thing; including the sounds Hulk-Man toys are making.
So here I am.
The movers came with an already half-full truck for our stuff and, surprise surprise didn't have enough room to load the rest of it. But here's the real dinger of it all- no one knows where that truck is. So half our stuff is missing.
I have all my dishes and cups and mixing bowls and lids to the pots and pans, but no pots or pans, no silverware or bakeware.
Amongst other crap, like all the screws to hang pictures, and the bracets (sp?) for bookshelves.
So I *could* put the books away if the bookcases had shelves. So I'm sitting in jumbled mess and there's nothing I can do about it.
But Stink-Butt is gonna call Fort Leavenworth (sp?) later and yell at someone and demand our stuff be here fucking NOW.
And why is it when I'm all flustered and frustrated that's when I become the world's biggest twit.
I mean I'm all ready a ditz, I admit, but seriously today I'm going for twit of the year or something.
I'm trying to put Hulk-Man's crib together (with no tools mind you, I'm using something from our bar set) and there's a bar that has to be on a certain way. And me, being the r-tard I am, put it on backwards 3 fucking times.
OMG- if not for Lexapro (ohh sweet nectar) I probably would've rammed the bar through the wall by now.
In any case Stink-Butt was getting fed up with me getting annoyed so he made his escape to buy a screwdriver and coffee.
How is YOUR new year starting out? :D
