Friday, September 28, 2007
I'm not dead I swearI've just been too lazy to post any new blogs.
Stink-Butt has a few weeks off so we've just been doing family crap. Getting reacquanted (I can't spell that word so just read it phonetically)- etc.
I swear I'll start blogging more on a regular basis soon- once Stink-Butt goes back to work, but until then blog posts will be scarce.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Just checking inHe's home!!!!
Stink-Butt is home!
We had to wait for-fucking-EVER for them... we got to the homecoming ceremony at 12:30 (we were supposed to be there by 1pm) and at 3:00 they all marched in.
Then we had to sit through ridiculous speeches about like the Commander's Military history and stupid crap like that.
Like we fucking cared! Give me my husband!
So finally CSM told them to fall out and I got to hug and kiss Stink-Butt again. :D
And I was a little worried about Hulk-Man's reaction to Stink-Butt because he's not too good with strangers, and he doesn't like male voices all that much. But he stared at him for a minute and I thought he was gonna cry but after a few minutes he was totally fine. He even let Stink-Butt hold him.
So I'm very happy about that.
And they play together and have a grand ole time.
My boys are finally together again :)
*With everything being so crazy I didn't get a chance to take a photo of Stink-Butt and I together.
YAY! He's finally HOME!
side note- the only reason I have time to blog is because Stink-Butt has to go into work to do briefings and such. But at least he comes home at the end of the day! :D
Thursday, September 13, 2007
MIA for a whileStink-Butt is due home fairly soon. I don't want to say exactly when though.
So I'm "shutting down" my blog for a while to prepare.
You know- clean the house, shave my pits, go food shopping, etc.
I could go into a long ass post about my husband FINALLY coming home from being deployed for over a year, but instead I'll have this song say it for me:
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
"Goat... Girl... Goo Goo Goggles... G G G"Ok, so that was from Dr Suess' ABC book- which I read to Hulk-Man every night before bed.
Anyhoo. So it's Wednesday, time for another fascinating addition of Wild Card Wednesday/
I got glasses! Not all the time glassees- I only need them when reading and on the computer.
ok, so that just means I dont need them while driving heh
I have to admit I have always wanted glasses. I've always been envious of those special people with poor eyesight.
If that weren't bad enough I wanted (still do) braces and asthma. Yes. Seriously.
Could I BE any dorkier? Well I could be if I were playing WoW right now too... afking to kill these murlocs.
Hehe- ok, anyway, here they are:
did you play?
Friday, September 07, 2007
Relax bitches!I walked in to find Mer crying...
I'm not sure what happened, but apparently Mama Duck did or said something to her.
So I decided we were all stressed out- 8 awesome blogging bitches under 1 roof? We need a vacation!
Here we are, heading for the airport:
um, Kami, is there a reason you're going on vacation wearing your Democratic rally uniform?
Checking into the hotel...
We all have a great time.
We play in the zen garden
Brave the local cuisine
Learn how to play Mah Jong
Go on a helicopter tour of the island
Kami, seriously, did you not bring any other clothes?
Take lots of photos for our blogs
And I learn how to teleport from a ninja!
Our vacation isn't over yet!
Will Kami change her clothes? Will the vacation help everyone's mood?
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Monday, September 03, 2007
Pissing gasolineI was pumping gas today and realized that every time I pump gas I imagine the pump is a penis and that when the gas comes through that what it feels like when a man pees.
Ok, I know that when a man pees it probably feels nothing like that- just like a woman's boobies don't feel like sand bags.
Though that'd be awesome if when a guy peed it did feel like that.
And if it felt like a canon exploded when he cums.... KaBLAMMO!
oh yeah, my husband has been gone for WAY too long
Sunday, September 02, 2007
I don't get itI'm watching Landscaper's Challenge on HGTV and practically every landscaper uses those damn decorative grasses.
I've never understood that. Is it grass? Is it a shrub? I'll tell you what it- it's something that bugs the fuck out of me.
And speaking of Landscaper's Challenge- how do people get on that show anyway? Because they are making their home worth an assload more than it was- curb appeal!