Saturday, July 21, 2007
Nominations are in! Get to pimpin'!
While the RFS blog awards are going on all regular posts (including all weekly memes) will be found HEREBefore I get to the categories please take a moment to go here and read the RULES before voting.
People! Damnit- read the rules!!
And if there is a nomination up without a url to click- and if you nominated them, please send me the link.
Please don't assume I know all the blogs you know.
special thanks to Miss Ann for a couple of these
1) The 2 bloggers who (together) would have the best looking kids:
-Mama Duck with ANYONE
-Dark Damian with Saintseester
-Mama Duck with Memphis Steve
-Heather with Mr. Fab
-RWA with Mama Duck
-Miss Britt with Avitable
-Bossy with Billy
-Spikey's sperm with ANYONE
-Memphis Steve with Kami
2) Do you talk about anything else?? Mono-Blogger
-Rachel (Queen of Slackers)
-Tuesday Update
-Avitable
-Mariuca
3) Blogger most likely to live in a trailer park:
-Memphis Steve
-Danielle
-M.O.M.
-A Frog to Kiss
-Miss Ann
-Karen Delaney
-Becky
-Dixie
4) Blogger most likely to be arrested:
-Tammy
-Matt G.
-Avitable
-Southern Fried Girl
-Mr. Fab
-Dyck
-Karen Delaney
-Ev
5) Blogger with the best boobs:
-Kate
-Mama Duck
-Binsk
-Steph
-Dixie
-Kami
-Matt G.
-Lisa
-Miss Britt
-Brighton
-Heather
-Tammy
-All Night
-Polliwog
6) Blogger most likely to NOT have any sex toys:
-Kami
-Meritt
-Patti-Cake
-Augs
-Dave
-Bob Meets World
-JT Snow
7) Blogger most likely to have the most kick-ass house EVER:
-Kami
-Mama Duck
-Lucky Lums
-Miss Britt
-Patti-Cake
-Mr. Fab
-Avitable
-Karen Delaney
-Mike
8) Male blogger who would look the best in a speedo:
-Trainer Randy
-Dark Damian
-Memphis Steve
-RW
-Man with a Fork in a World of Soup
-Avitable
-Mr. Fab
-Bobbarama
9) Blogger you most want to have over for dinner:
-Recovering Straight Girl
-Annie
-Binsk
-Danielle
-Dixie
-Deb
-Miss Britt
-Pack of 2
-Mr. Fab
-Memphis Steve
-Avitable
-Karen Delaney
-Bobby
-Southern Fried Girl
10) Blogger of the month:
-Mama Duck
-Steph
-Kristine
-Heather
-Virginia Belle
-NYC Watchdog
-Karen Delaney
-Bobbarama
-Celebrating Women
I am accepting votes from now (July 21st)
until August 4th
For those of you nominated please put the following button on your site, using the code below:
special thanks to Amy for this session's buttons
Please either EMAIL me your votes, or post them in the comment box (below).
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
OMG I am so Fucking Stupid! I should get an award!
While the RFS blog awards are going on all regular posts (including all weekly memes) will be found HEREYes yes The Really Fucking Stupid Blog Awards are back.
Before I get to the categories please take a moment to go here and read the rules before nominating / voting.
On to the categories!
special thanks to Donna for a couple of these
1) The 2 bloggers who (together) would have the best looking kids
2) Do you talk about anything else?? Mono-Blogger
3) Blogger most likely to live in a trailer park
4) Blogger most likely to be arrested
5) Blogger with the best boobs
6) Blogger most likely to NOT have any sex toys
7) Blogger most likely to have the most kick-ass house EVER
8) Male blogger who would look the best in a speedo
9) Blogger you most want to have over for dinner
10) Blogger of the month
Please either EMAIL me your nominations, or post them in the comment box (below).
I am accepting nominations from now (July 7th)
until July 21st
Being lazy and being a whore do not mix
Ok, I have to admit I want my blog to be like those blogs where everyone races to comment and says "first bitch!"Sort of.
I figured it out- All the blogs I see where people say "first bitch!" in the comments all the bloggers have shown their boobs.
It was the one thing all those bloggers had in common. Boobs.
And though I want the first bitches thing, I don't want to show my boobies. Cause then everyone would have to buy magnifying glasses and besides I don't like showing my boobies to people not my husband.
Now I could do the other thing and become a comment whore and go around to blogs and comment on theirs.
But I am super fucking lazy. And, I don't read full posts most of the time.
I know, I am a terrible, horrible blog friend.
Ok, but please, my faithful readers (all 2 of you) don't start the "first bitches" thing here.
Cause then it would just be like charity. And I don't like taking charity. Makes me feel retarded.
See- laziness really doesn't get you anything good.
You'd think I learned my lesson, but no. I probably won't do anything about it. :)
Misc' rambling....
ok, I've been sitting here for like 30 minutes trying to think of what to blog about and I've got nothing.Is my life really that boring that I cannot think of a single thing to blog about?
Hulk-Man isn't doing anything new or special... although he might be allergic to peas. I gave him some and the next day he had a bit of redness on his penis and such.
So I'm doing what the pediatrician said- stopping the peas, giving him what I know he can have and then try the peas again and if he gets a rash again- no peas!
Not like I mind- peas are the most nastiest vegetable on the planet.
Hey look at that- I thought of something to blog about!
Granted it was about Hulk-Man... damnit!
I don't want to be a "mommy" blog where all my posts are about my kids!
DAMNIT
