Wednesday, February 28, 2007
The pee has hit the carseat (and WBW)
Sunday my sister offered to watch Hulk-man while I went grocery shopping (and to the mall).Woot!
So I go to put Hulk-man in his carseat (which was up here in the apt- just easier to carry it up and down instead of carrying him up and down from the car) and our boy cat, Samwise, was sitting in his carseat.
No big deal. Our cats are perfect and have NEVER given us trouble. They don't even scratch the furniture they're so good.
But I go down to put Hulk-man in his seat and dip my hand in fucking cat pee!
What the fuck?!?!?
So my sister and I scrubbed it out (for some stupid reason I couldn't take the padding off.)
If that wasn't bad enough Hulk-man is going through some weird ass phase.
An ass phase you say? hehe
I thought he was teething but the pediatrician says he's not. Nor does he have an earache. Nor is he sick.
He's being a fussy little monster though!
He cries and gets frustrated for I don't know what! He's crying every time I don't hold him, or leave the room, etc.
So I've been letting him know I'm right here- he can see me... but I don't need to pick him up every time he cries. So I don't.
Now that's not to say I never pick him up... But I sooo do not want a 30 year old man up my ass, lmao.
Oh- side note- I went to buy jeans at the mall and I am now a size 8 in Gap jeans! WOOT! Baby weight is gone! Although I'm still a bit flabby. I need to tone up
Anyhoo, let's get to this weeks
This week's theme is:
(wolf whistle) Show us some skin!! It can be as innocent as wearing shorts or something racier... you choose!
*This is me at my very first wet t-shirt contest, hehe. Notice how the sleeve falls off my shoulder. Look at those legs! I think I'm even showing some "chi-chi"
lmao!
did you play?
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Big metal death traps in the sky
I'm going to visit my in-laws for Easter.Which is terrifying in and of itself, sure... hehe.
But I hate to fly. I am just waiting for the day we learn how to teleport so I don't ever have to board a plane ever again.
And it might not be that bad if it were just me flying- I can put on my headphones, sit back, close my eyes and pray for it all to be over- but I'm flying with Hulk-man.
I've never flown with a child.
I don't know what the rules are for taking his stroller and carseat.
How do I pack those??
I know how to pop my ears when they close while flying- how the hell do you help an infant pop his ears?
I heard of the "knock him out with medicine before the plane takes off" trick- but how much do I give him, and when?
Seriously you guys, I need help!
Saturday, February 24, 2007
I fucking hate....
1) Just because you have a shitty ass camera and take photos and make them black and white and post them on your blog does not mean you are in any way a photographer.I fucking hate seeing these blogs that have a plethora of crappy-ass photos that call themselves "Photo blogs."
2) Poetry. No- I don't hate poetry itself. I fucking hate poetry blogs. They're painful to read. Everyone wrote really crappy high school poetry- but does that mean you should put them on the internet as though they're good enough for people to read?
3) Thomas Kinkade.
Oh my fucking god- if this is art shoot me now! I have to admit that I like people a tiny bit less after they say their favorite "artist" in Thomas Kinkade.
To me it's as though they just said their favorite painting is a velvet painting of Elvis.
Yes, I'm a snob. And mean. But I hated people in the first place.
Friday, February 23, 2007
SPF and a lie
This week's
theme is:
Your List
-I'm a schedule person. I like my daily and weekly schedules. And I'm a firm believer that children thrive off of a good schedule. They need them. They crave them.
So this is my daily list of crap to do- written on a poster board and hung up on my dining room wall.
-This is a list of employees for my main Sims character's business. The tallies are for who's had days off and who hasn't.
Can we say "do-ork?!"
Did you play?
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Now for my lie:
Dixie tagged me and told me to write down 7 weird things about me. Six were true- 1 was false:
1) I love the name Piowacket and have characters in games with that name and even, at one point, wanted to name of my children that (calling him or her Pio for short).
True. I love love love that name. It's the name of a witch cat in a Jimmy Steward movie. I just love the way Kim Novak says it too, hehe.
2) I was considered for a couple of roles in a couple of Tom Hanks films when I was in high school. He gave positive feedback and liked me, but decided to only cast only "professionals."
True. I knew this producer. They were casting for a couple of films at the same time and he sent Tom Hanks a tape of me performing.
3) When I lived in Kentucky I had a stalker until we moved in Tennessee- I never filed a report or complaint.
True. He was a freak.
4) When I was 20 I dated a little person. He broke up with me because he was moving to Hollywood to try and get into show business.
Ok ok ok- you guys guessed it. This one is false.
5) I iron my sheets.
True. Although you'll be happy to know Dixie that I haven't ironed them since Paul was born. But I'm pretty anal and OCD about my bed.
6) I have this daydream that I have access to a time machine and I go back in time and get hired as a maid- but I secretly bring all the modern cleaning supplies and clean the fuck out of some houses.
True. I just think that'd be sooooooo friggin' awesome
7) When I was 18 or so my best friend and I really wanted to buy a cabin out in the middle of the mountains and live as naked hermits (yes naked. We were going to grow our hair uber long....)
True. lmao. I'm such a loser
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Week 11 photos:
oh my god he's almost 3 months. That's crazy!
Ok, I know I'm biased- but this kid is BEYOND cute!
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Saggy Baggy Elephant
To view the list of RFS Blog Award winners scroll down. They're listed on the post before this one.Dixie tagged me:
I will write down 7 weird things about me. Six will be true, it's your job to figure out the lie.
1) I love the name Piowacket and have characters in games with that name and even, at one point, wanted to name of my children that (calling him or her Pio for short).
2) I was considered for a couple of roles in a couple of Tom Hanks films when I was in high school. He gave positive feedback and liked me, but decided to only cast only "professionals."
3) When I lived in Kentucky I had a stalker until we moved in Tennessee- I never filed a report or complaint.
4) When I was 20 I dated a little person. He broke up with me because he was moving to Hollywood to try and get into show business.
5) I iron my sheets.
6) I have this daydream that I have access to a time machine and I go back in time and get hired as a maid- but I secretly bring all the modern cleaning supplies and clean the fuck out of some houses.
7) When I was 18 or so my best friend and I really wanted to buy a cabin out in the middle of the mountains and live as naked hermits (yes naked. We were going to grow our hair uber long....)
Tagging:
Sheri and/or SuZan
Landismom
RWB
Kristine
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
And the winners are....
While the RFS blog awards are going on all regular posts (including all weekly memes) will be found HERE1) Most Romantic Male Blogger:
Henry the Adequate
2) Most Romantic Female Blogger:
Beauty and the Beer
3) Blogger most likely to swear at least 7 times in one post:
Miss Ann Thrope
4) Blogger most likely to blog while on the toilet:
Pointless Drivel
5) Sweetheart of the blogging world:
Shelli's Sentiments
6) Blogger most likely to stop blogging in 6 months:
Stupid Human Tricks
7) "The happiest place on Earth!" blog:
I Talk 2 Much
8) Blogger most likely to get nothing more than a handshake on Valentines Day:
Avitable
9) Blogger that makes you want to say "Oh my god! Quit talking about your S/O (significant other) for 2 seconds!"
This blog
10) Blogger of the Month:
Miss Britt
Congrats to all the winners!
Didn't win? Go kiss more ass!!
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Nominations are in! Pimp yourself out best you can to win!
While the RFS blog awards are going on all regular posts (including all weekly memes) will be found HERENominations are over. Now it's time to vote.
Before I post the nominations please take a moment to go check out the new RFS Blog Awards website and read the RULES before voting.
1) Most romantic male blogger:
-Henry the Adequate
-Thoughts from the Heart of Dixie
-Avalonstar
-Erik
-Satan
-Nate
2) Most romantic female blogger:
-Beauty and the Beer
-The Shrewness
-Rant and Ravin' Haven
3) Blogger most likely to swear at least 7 times in one post:
-Miss Ann Thrope
-Why Are You Stalking Me?
-Tiny Voices in My Head
-Sam's Stories
-Beauty and the Beer
-The Darkest Evil
-Me / This blog
-Faerytale Dreams
-This Circus I Call My Life
-Dallas Ks
4) Blogger most likely to blog while on the toilet:
-Pointless Drivel
-Leesa's Stories
-Random and Odd
-Memphis Steve
-Sam's Stories
-Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog
-Erik
-Me / This blog
5) Sweetheart of the blogging world:
-Pile of Dog Bones
-Me / This blog
-Shelli's Sentiments
-Mama Duck
-Oh My God Yall
6) Blogger most likely to stop blogging in 6 months:
-Stupid Human Tricks
-Erik
-Oot and Aboot with Spikey
7) "The happiest place on Earth!" blog:
-I Talk 2 Much
-It's Cat's Life
-TBG
8) Blogger most likely to get nothing more than a handshake on Valentines Day:
-Avitable
-Memphis Steve
-Lightning Bugs Butt
-The Darkest Evil
-Me / This blog
-Faerytale Dreams
9) Blogger that makes you want to say "Oh my god! Quit talking about your S/O (significant other) for 2 seconds!"
-Fuck 101
-Me / This blog
10) Blogger of the month:
-Miss Britt
-In A Big Way
-The Darkest Evil
-Mama Duck
-Boobs, Injuries and Dr. Pepper
Please either EMAIL me your votes, or post them in the comment box (below).
I am accepting votes from now (February 7th)
until February 21st
I'm a moron. My apologies to everyone. I accidently typed nominations instead of votes. It is now time to *vote*- nominations are over.
Thank you to Trish for pointing that out to me.
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Good luck to all those nominated.
Did you miss the part about reading the rules? Go read the rules fucktards
