Tuesday, October 31, 2006
What the fuck?
My brain is leaking out of my ear.I swear it.
That last post made NO fucking sense.
I didn't used to be this stupid. I swear. A little ditzy yes, but I could still put a complete sentance together at least!
Now I'm as ditzy as ever and unable to to write a complete sentance.
This is God's punishment to me for not believing in his Christian form isn't it? Christmas is coming up... it all makes sense.
hehe
Monday, October 30, 2006
my fun filled night in the hospital
At 8:00 last night I started having tightness in my tummy and back, so of course I didn't think anything of it. BH contractions are becoming more common now. But then they kept coming... 4 in 30 minutes.So I call on-call nurse and she said to dring a lot of water and lay down and if they persist to come in....
So, at 9:30 my sister gathered everything up (including my sleeping 4 year old neice...) and drove to labor and delovery (which is like 5 minutes away, I *heart* our apt location).
They took me up to triage (sp?) and hooked me. Tested my urine, got a sample from my cooter (which btw really fucking hurt).
Turns out I was just having some bad Braxton Hicks and not real contractions at all.
But I went in because they were so consistant. Sigh.... I'm glad I didn't go into pre-term labor but now I'm just confused as to when I'm actually supposed to go in.
Then they gave me an Ambien to help me sleep and sent me home.
I totally woke up on my own but... omg I'm sooooo groggy. Some one could have me to sign my first born away and I wouldn't flinch type of groggy.....
Update- Mer and MamaD... My official due date is December 7th. Of today I am 34 weeks 4 days.
the doctor just said last night that it's the time that I'll be having more and more BH contractions and said when the contractions are so bad you can't talk and then 3-5 minutes apart then you know you're in labor.
Friday, October 27, 2006
sigh
I didn't do SPF this week because my camera is *still* in the shop....Anyhoo
I have a doctors appointment and it's supposed to rain *all* day and the car's still in the shop.
Why why why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On top of it all- I can't even begin to express how sick I am of being pregnant. It's been great, really. And I love the fact that I had a part of making another life grow inside me (ok so it was soley *me* who who made sure the life kept growing inside them lol). But seriously... it took 40 minutes to clip my toenails last night so I wouldn't have dinosaur feet.
This kid's been mooching off me for far too long! lmao.
Oh yeah- you can sooo tell already I'm not gonna be one of those moms who picks up their kids every time he cries.
I don't like anyone hanging all over me and I especially don't want to be an enabler.
Having to carrying around some 30 year old does NOT appeal to me. lol
Side note- I helped raise 4 kids and I didn't like them hanging on me so I'm sure I'm not going to like another one hanging on me. And let's save the "it's different when it's your own kid" speech. Those other 4 *are* my kids. Just because this is the first one I'm going to pop out doesn't take that away. Do adoptive parents love their children less than those who've popped them out?
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Are you kidding me?!
The car died.We might need a new transmission.
The mechanic hasn't "had a chance" to look at it yet to even tell me if I need a new transmission or if it's something not as serious as that.
I'm supposed to get the carseat installed November 1st.
The baby is due in December (though I've always known he'd be early. I just have a feeling)
Sigh
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
WBW
Right after I post this I'm heading off to play the Sims... because I want to damnit! lolThis week's WBW theme is:
Kami says, "Show me your Halloween costumes of the past, bitches!" Well, she didn't exactly put it that way but it was damn close...What Kami says, we do!
Like many other poor ass children I never had a "store-bought" costume. My first store-bought costume was one I rented when I was working (outside the home... as a hooker... on the streets of San Fransisco... wearing bubble gum pink lipstick....)
We've come up with some pretty creative costumes over the years- but this one you might be a little confused at. My mother dressed me up like this 2 years in a row. My mother is a freak.
Ok ok ok- it's not entirely her fault since she made the suggestion and I got all excited and ran with it.
Yes I am indeed dressed as Smokey the Bear there.
Most kids dress up like Batman or Wonder Woman or a witch or a ghost... Nope.
Not me.
Smokey the Bear.
Dorkery starts at such a young age
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
I'm SUPPOSED to be relaxing....
However the universe / God / the robot bunnies won't allow it.I was driving home from Best Buy yesterday (which is like a 30 minute drive from my house) when it just basically broke down.
I had my foot on the gas- like ON THE GAS- and I heard it revving up but I was only going like 20 mph and and and.... anyway.
So me and my big old preggo ass are out there (since my ass is something seperate from me and needs it's own zip code) calling a towing company and my sister hoping that someone doesn't pull over and kidnap me and try and steal my baby (do I watch too much Lost? I think so...)
BUT - on the good hand. Everything with the pregnancy is fine. I just need to drink more water, and you know, sleep every now and then... lol. Yeah- soooo easy for them to say I need sleep when they don't have a husband in Iraq.
So- I got some new ultrasound photos though.
damn this kid is ugly- he looks just like Stink-Butt, lmao...
face- straight on
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2nd profile That's his foot and hand up there over his head lol.
Here's this week's TMI Tuesday:
1. How long have you known your closest current friend? (The one you see or talk to the most not necessarily your bestest goodest friend from grade school.)
-Well Stephen would be my closest friend... so, a little over 3 years.
2. My Heritage has a cool little toy that tells you which celebrity you most resemble. With or without the help of My Heritage, who do you most resemble?
-With out My Heritage people have said I look like Holly Hunter (don't see it), Sara Jessica Parker (don't see it) and Yoji's wife from Miami Ink (don't see it).
With the help of My Heritage I look like Christina Applegate (um, no...), Lynda Carter (as much as I looove wonder woman, no...), Audrey Tatou (are they high?), Elfriede Jelinik (ok I can soooorrrttt of see that).
3. Name 5 things an unplanned (or planned) visitor would find in your bedroom?
-right now at this VERY moment? 1) a HUGE mess, 2) a sex toy just laying out on my bed, heh, 3) 2 cats, 4) a Kevyn Aucoin book on the sink, 4) a blinking alarm clock, 5) a chair decorated with ribbons
4. What is your favorite TV or movie sex scene?
-There's this porn film called Pirates and in one of the scenes these 2 girls seduce this pirate hunter and afterwards they go "You're the greatest pirate hunter in all the world!" and every single time we watch it (not that we've watched it of course...) I just crack up laughing.
5. If your life was a movie what would be your most memorable sex scene? (And your first time doesn't count unless that was as good as it has ever been.)
-hmmmm.... that one time at *mmmmmmmmpphhssss* house, right after we got engaged. Stink-Butt know what I'm talking about.
Bonus (as in optional): Share something that very few people know about you.
-Um... I have a Darth Vadar sex fantasy... lmao
Monday, October 23, 2006
Now that the RFS are over....
I can post a "real" post and give everyone an update on the baby and all that crap. hehe.If you want to see who the winners of The RFS Blog Awards are scroll down.
I'm fine. I was noticing that I was leaking a little bit and this being my first pregnancy I didn't know if it was amniotic fluid or pee.
So I call the hospital and they tell me to come in Friday (that day) because they can't know for sure without checking me. So I go in and I'm being seen by a doctor who's never seen me before and HE tells me to lay down and bla bla bla- so I think he's just going to have a looksie down there. No, without ANY warning he shoves that pap smear thing up me.
Oh MY FUCKING GOD that hurt like a mother fucker!!!!!! I was laying there and every second was torture.
He basically treated me like a slab of meat the whole time. I wasn't a patient who was having a baby to him. He didn't even offer a hand to help me sit up. I mean I've never had a problem with sitting up really, but the gesture would've been nice.
Anyway... so they sent me over to the regular hospital (I'm seen in an office across the street) to get an ultrasound to check my exact levels.
So they checked and they were a bit low (9.3) so this weekend I wasn't aloud to do anything and I had to drink an assload of water (so they can weed out if I'm dehydrated or if it's something more serious). Then I have another US this morning.
I'm sure everything is fine, but hey, I have health insurance and the hospital is around the corner so no harm in checking about every thing.
Besides (except for that one doctor) I love my hospital. You can really tell that it's in the top 10 in the country for labor and delivery.
anyhoo...
Stink-Butt is in Iraq and I am going fucking crazy.
I think that pretty much sums it up... lol
Um... I can't really think of anything else to say... I've got preggo brain. I'm surprised I remember my own name lol.
Friday, October 20, 2006
And the winners are.....
Side note- I have no SPF this week because my camera is in the shop being cleaned.1) Blogger most likely to wear a weave:
Rachel!
2) Blogger in no need of Halloween mask / costume:
Steve's Nude Memphis Blog!
This one was neck and neck
3) Blogger most likely to sit at home alone eating a bowl of candy on Halloween:
Me!
You have no idea how true that is
4) Blogger so sweet and nice it gives you a headache:
Miss Ann Thrope!
5) Bitchiest / biggest asshole of a blogger:
Rant and Ravin' Haven!
This category, too, was neck and neck
6) Most un-appreciated (ie least comment recieving though they should) blogger:
Mer'!
7) Blogger most likely to worship the devil:
Lisa!
8) Porn king of the blogs 06:
Pointless Drivel!
we all saw what happened with this category. Next time I hope you will all realize that it's important to nominate. The next issue of the RFS awards will be December.
9) Porn queen of the blogs 06:
Mama Duck!
10) Blogger of the month:
Mama Duck!
Congrats and woot! to all the winners!
You get a special little button to put on your blog (thanks again the lovely Karen)!
<*a href="http://www.chnnature.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><*img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b156/chnnature/4thbutton_win.jpg"><*/a>
remember to remove all *s
Couldn't vote for your favorite because they weren't nominated?
Didn't win?
Well the next issue of the RFS Blog Awards will be this December- come back and play again!
Thanks to everyone who voted and nominated.
Saturday, October 07, 2006
And the nominees are...
Until the RFS Awards are over all normal posts (including all weekly memes) will be found HERERead the rules before voting!
Side note- I don't accept write-ins. Why? Because I give people plenty of time (2 weeks, sometimes more) to send in their nominations. I do understand some of you are new to the whole RFS blog awards thing but I feel that it's like "well now I know, and next time I'll be sure and nominate."
NYCWD was not nominated so therefore no matter what anyone says or how much they beg I will not accept a vote for him. If you would like to suggest a category for the issue and nominate him in that category I will be happy to use it in the NEXT issue. However I never repeat the same category.
Again, NYCWD was NOT nominated in any category this session so votes for him do NOT count.
Aside from the write-in issue, if you have a suggestion for a category for the RFS blog awards I'm always accepting new categories but I cannot incorporate new categories while a session of the RFS awards is already going on. More than likely I'll use the category in the next session.
Hopefully that clears some things up.
Back to the program, already in progress
-I'll put up the categories (below) and you'll either email me (chlnature@hotmail.com) your votes, or put them in the comment box.
-All nominations and votes are private (except to me. I have all the power, rar).
oh and unless you put them in the comment box
-I am not allowed to vote in any category, just to keep it fair.
-Some categories might be seen as mean, we see this as fucking hilarious. Hence the name the *really fucking stupid* blog awards. If you can't understand that, it's not my fault, don't whine to me. Go get your friends together to talk about me at your blog or something.
-I will be accepting votes from now until Friday, October 20th
-If you don't vote how will your favorites win?
On to the nominees!
1) Blogger most likely to wear a weave:
-Rachel
-Tanyetta
2) Blogger in no need of Halloween mask / costume:
-Steve's Nude Memphis Blog
-Karen
3) Blogger most likely to sit at home alone eating a bowl of candy on Halloween:
-Me
-Katy
-LorieLong
4) Blogger so sweet and nice it gives you a headache:
-Squirl's Nest
-Miss Ann Thrope
5) Bitchiest / biggest asshole of a blogger:
-Rant and Ravin' Haven
-Lisa
6) Most un-appreciated (ie least comment recieving though they should) blogger:
-Me
-Mer'
-Chrissy
7) Blogger most likely to worship the devil:
-Bucky4eyes
-Lisa
-Me (who told you!?)
8) Porn king of the blogs 06:
-Pointless Drivel
9) Porn queen of the blogs 06:
-Katy
-Keb
-Mama Duck
10) Blogger of the month:
-Katy
-Mama Duck
-Mer'
Those of you who are nominated please put the following code on your site (remember to remove all *s):
<*a href="http://www.chnnature.blogspot.com" target="_blank"><*img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b156/chnnature/4thbutton_vote.jpg">
thank you again to the lovely Karen for the buttons!
Ok, go vote! Email me at chlnature@hotmail.com or leave a comment here to cast your vote.
Voting ends Friday, October 20th!
Remember if you don't vote, how will your favorites win?
Weren't nominated? Go kiss more ass!
