Monday, July 31, 2006
loveless marriages and adopting servants
Ahem, it's Monday- time for the latest escapades of my Sims characters.Let's go over what's been happening with Jack, Maddon and Lacie first.
Laci grew up into a rebellious teenager, and not too birght as that. Her parents are still determined to make her into something big and special (but they're just too lazy to do it). So they throw her in college too early. Lacie, not ever having any friends as a child wants to join the sorority, but not being the bright crayon in the box joins the fraternity instead. No matter, these guys like her and are constantly throwing parties. Lacie's only price for living at their house is that she has to sleep with all of them multipul times a day.
Back at Jack and Maddon's house... Jack is sorry for having slept with another woman and fathering a child outside the marriage. He wants to make it up to Maddon, but since they've been in a loveless and sexless marriage since Lacie was born he decides to adopt a child from the orphanage. Maddon has been missing her baby and needs more child companionship. So a little boy comes into their home and quickly gets to work picking and straightening up after Jack and Maddon sinc they are completely useless and can't do it themselves.
Maddon likes her new live in maid but thinks a midget house-keeper is a bit strange.
No skin off her back and she continues to talk to Professor van Ball.
In other (Sims) news- a new family has come into the mix! The Humdingers! Samuel and Carla start with one child (Patrick) who grows up well, makes it to private school, gets scholarships for college and is studying hard in college now. But is being constantly botthered by Lacie and her fraternity friends with all their wild parties.
Samuel and Carla have another child at home (Zoey) who just made it into private school and is already a master pianist! They could very well be the perfect family- maybe that's why Jack comes to their house every night and knocks down their trash can....
That's it for this week. More Sims adventures next Monday!
Friday, July 28, 2006
grrrrrr
UPDATEApparently SOMEONE (and by someone I mean Stephen) thought he told me that the 30th anniversary of Star Wars was next year. When in actuality he said (and I quote):
"Hey guess what TOMORROW is the 30th anniversary of..."
Does the word tomorrow sound like next year to any of you?
I didn't think so!
And so I still am keeping my Star Wars themed SPF up.
tsk tsk
And we thought he was such a Star Wars fan.
Honey... you've let us all down.
Back to the crap you've already read
Before getting to the actual post... here's my pre-post:
What the FUCK!? I don't know if it's our camera or my dumbassery but I can't take a fucking decent photograph to save my fucking life.
I'm so fucking annoyed I could throw the camera out the fucking window and watch it make a head dive and splat to the ground (I won't, that's over 2000.$ of shit and I'm not that stupid).
You'd think, though, with a fucking supposedly awesome camera I should be able to take a goddamn decent photo with it.
I can take a decent photograph but only if:
-there's natural (ie sun) light. Any other light than that I'm a fucking moron and my hands go retarded and can't push the button right. Ok, yes it would help if I learned how to change the settings on the camera. But let's face it, I'm stubborn and that fucking camera better change FOR me
-This shit fuck damn (though wonderful, don't start emailing me telling me I'm a horrible female I don't fucking care get the fuck away from me) pregnancy has made me shakey and fucking slow. And my photographs reflect that. They're fucking horrible. And we're supposed to open a photography studio later?
Well, at least by the time I'll be working and helping out in the studio all our kids will be in school so I won't have to worry about taking fucking awful photos while knocked up for money.
ok, so that sentance sounds like I got knocked up for money... ok, so maybe I did. So? hehe
ps take a joke, fucktards
Ok... I'm done with the pre-post. On to the regular post! Wee!
So for those of you NOT dorks.... today is the 30 anniversary of Star Wars. and yes the only reason I know that is because Stephen told me. Well, actually he goes "what anniversary is it...? 30 years..." What else could it be but Star Wars?
Ok, I've never considered myself and girly-girl and I've never considered myself a tom-boy. Sure I like pink sparkley glittery things, but I also like dirt, snakes, and climbing trees. And, trust me, I combined the 2 frequently.
But I never really got into Star Wars when I was little (anything passed the music and that scene in Return of the Jedi where they find out they're brother and sister I didn't give a shit about).
BUT, there is one bit of Star Wars that I've "loved" since I was little.
The original bad-ass motherfucker himself... Darth Vader.
I'm not afraid to admit that I've had a crush on him since I was little. That breathing ... oohoo! I'm getting all weak in the knees. hehe
And so, this week, for Stuff Portrait Friday is my (small and not completely all) tribute to Star Wars:
Photo #1: Something mean looking- Ok, in all my years of crushing on Darth Vader I never once looked at him like he was mean-looking. But I think we all know to not fuck with Yoda. Look at him... he's pissed! And more mean looking than Vader ever has.
But I admit, Vader has a lost puppy dog thing for me. Especially now that I've seen all 6 episodes I totally would be like "oh Anakin! You just need a hug... maybe a blow job too.... Come let me help you!
Photo # 2: Your weapon(s)- We're dorks. We have "weapons."
The first is an Elven sword (or dagger, whatever... I think it's the one Arwin gives to whats-his-face but don't quote me on that). The second is, of course, a light sabar. btw, yes we bought it for the specific purpose of mounting it in our child's bedroom. And the 3rd is the most deadliest weapon we have. This is not a toy people. It's serious. My magic wand....
Photo #3: Your hiding place- This is my scrapbooking storage thingy. Scrapbooking relaxes me and I can get lost in everything while scrapbooking.
Bonus photos
21 week preggo-pop pics:
Did you play?
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Back to boring everyone to death with my yacking about nothing normal!
I'm trying to weed out those who will read through the whole post and who will go "poop!? Fuck that!" and run to away scared.
Seriously, it's like someone took peanut butter and mixed a tad bit of water into it and shoved it up my ass.
I think Stephen experiments with shoving things up my ass at night while I'm sleeping and doesn't tell me.
I'm getting one of those teddy bear nanny cams.... hehe
2) Being knocked up has made me fucking crazy. I can't remember what day it is, I can't take a decent photograph because I can't fucking see.
This is the best though...
I think he's going to be a red head because not only does my urine smell like a redhead but every once in a while I'll get a whiff of redheadedness.
Um yeah, I wouldn't blame you if you bolted out the door now...
3) On to more serious news. We found out about when Stephen is leaving.
What can I say?
It's sooner than I expected (by only like 2 weeks). Maybe more sooner than I wanted not expected, let me rephrase.
But the sooner he leaves the sooner he can come home! :)
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
And the winners are....
Thank you to everyone who voted and participated in this session of The Really Fucking Stupid Blog Awards.Didn't win? Come back in September and nominate yourself trying desperately not to insert a matchbox twenty reference in here or go kiss more ass and have others nominate then vote for you.
to the winners!
1) Blogger who most desperately needs to not only learn grammar but learn how to use the spell check:
- Mommy Adventures
2) Blogger to most likely have a fake tooth (or teeth)
- Oh My Gawd Really?!
3) The ULTIMATE comment whore!
It's a tie between:
- Jennster and
- Paper Tigers
4) Best celebrity-themed blog
- Superficial
5) Best "service" blog. Best Non-personal blog which provides a service I should say
- I Talk 2 Much
6) Blogger who most likely wants to secretly be an Elvis impersonator.
- Jack Army
7) Blogger who needs to get off his / her high horse
- Generation X-Pose
8) Prom queen of the blogs 06!
- The Peanut Queen
9) Prom king of the blogs o6!
- Charred
10) Blogger of the month
- Somewhere on the Masthead
There you have it! Congrats to all the winners! Here's your prize remember to remove all *s
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Nominations are IN
While the RFS Blog Awards are going on, all normal posts (including all weekly Memes) will be found HERESorry this took so long but ERIK needed more time.
Everyone point your fingers at Erik
Hehe, just kidding Erik.
Before I put up the nominations, lets go over the rules and tidbits about the RFS Blog Awards Again (since every time I do these I piss someone off who thinks they're perfect. HA!)
-I'll put up the categories (below) and you email me (chlnature@hotmail.com) with your votes.
-All nominations and votes are private (except to me. I have all the power, rar).
-I am not allowed to nominate or to vote in any category, just to keep it fair.
-Some categories might be seen as mean, we see this as fucking hilarious. Hence the name the *really fucking stupid* blog awards. If you can't understand that, it's not my fault, don't whine to me. Go get your friends together to talk about me at your blog or something.
-I will be accepting votes from now until Wednesday, July 27th
-If you don't vote- how will your favorites win?
On to the nominees!
1) 1) Blogger who most desperately needs to not only learn grammar but learn how to use the spell check.
-Erik
-Mommy Adventures
2) Blogger to most likely have a fake tooth (or teeth)
-Katy
-Me
-Kristine at Random and Odd
-Oh My Gawd Really
3) The ULTIMATE comment whore!
-Meritt
-Paper Tigers
-Jennster
4) Best celebrity-themed blog
-Superficial
-Celebrity Smack
-D*ana's Dirt
5) Best "service" blog. Best Non-personal blog which provides a service I should say
-Troll-Baby Graphics
-I Talk 2 Much
6) Blogger who most likely wants to secretly be an Elvis impersonator.
-Jack Army
-Confessions of a Spoiled Brat
-Suburban Turmoil
7) Blogger who needs to get off his / her high horse
-Me
-Generation X-Pose
8) Prom queen of the blogs 06!
-Katy
-Me
-The Peanut Queen's Lair
-Karen
-Meritt
9) Prom king of the blogs 06!
-Stephen
-Clint
-The Palace
-Charred
10) Blogger of the month
-Lizzie at Stopping Traffic
-Leesa's Stories
-Somewhere on the Masthead
Those of you who are nominated please put the following code on your site (remember to remove all *s):
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Thanks to the lovely Karen at Troll-Baby for making yet another gorgeous button for me
Ok, go vote! Email me at chlnature@hotmail.com to cast your vote.
Voting ends Wednesday, July 27th!
Remember if you don't vote, how will your favorite win?
Weren't nominated? Go kiss more ass!
Monday, July 17, 2006
News
While the RFS Blog Awards are going on, all normal posts (including all weekly Memes and except this post) will be found HEREI'm going to put up the nominations for the RFS Blog Awards tomorrow (so you have an extra day to get your nominations in!)- just because I haven't cleaned the house or anything yet (lol).
I do, however, have NEWS.
Stephen and I found out today that we are having a baby boy!
There was no mistaking- his cute little penis was clear as day (only a parent could say a penis was cute and little lmao).
At first I was like "really? A boy? Huh?" because all the time growing up I just assumed my first child would be a girl; the though never entered my mind that it might be a boy (hehe). So it took a while for the fact to sink in, but now I'm really really excited that it's a boy! Mothers and sons have (I should say *can*) a great relationship. I can't wait to teach him how to treat a woman!
not in ThAT way, you sickos, lmao
I've always heard that you love and adore your spouse, but you have no idea how much you can love your spouse until you have kids. And I'm really feeling that, especially since we're having a boy first. Stephen's so good to me that I have no doubts that our son will grow up to love and adore and be respectful to his future wife and girlfriends (or boyfriends if he happens to be gay).
I have ultrasound photos of his big ole head and am in the process of making a pregnancy scrapbook. I will upload both and show all of you later.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Time to elbow your friends in their eyes and race towards awesomeness!
Time is running out! Get your nominations in!While the RFS Blog Awards are going on, all normal posts (including all weekly Memes) will be found HERE
It's time for the next edition of The Really Fucking Stupid Blog Awards!
For those new to this let me go over how it works and the rules, etc....
-I'll put up the categories (below) and you email me (chlnature@hotmail.com) with your nominations.
-You may nominate multiple blogs for each category, or one per.
-You certainly don't need to nominate a blog in each category though that is what I'm looking for.
-All nominations and votes are private (except to me. I have all the power, rar).
-I am not aloud to nominate or to vote in any category, just to keep it fair.
-When nominating please send not only the blog name / or the person's name who's blog it is but the URL. The url is more vital than the blog name, but both are appreciated.
-Some categories might be seen as mean, we see this as fucking hilarious. Hence the name the *really fucking stupid* blog awards. These are stupid, silly, and just fun; so have fun with it!
-I will be accepting nominations from now until Monday, July 17th
-If you don't nominate and vote- how will your favorites win?
On to the categories!
1) Blogger who most desperately needs to not only learn grammar but learn how to use the spell check.
2) Blogger to most likely have a fake tooth (or teeth).
3) The ULTIMATE comment whore!
4) Best celebrity-themed blog.
5) Best "service" blog. Best Non-personal blog which provides a service I should say
6) Blogger who most likely wants to secretly be an Elvis impersonator.
7) Blogger who needs to get off his / her high horse.
8) Prom queen of the blogs 06!
9) Prom king of the blogs 06!
10) Blogger of the month.
*Remember to send all nominations in to either chlnature@hotmail.com or post them in the comment box here by July 17th
Monday, July 10, 2006
I'm too lazy / stupid to think of a title for this post
1) Update on Cassidy (see post below for first details). Ok, so she decided that her career was too important to be tied down with any children. They would totally cut into her studying time. Don't you just love the Sims? You can be your complete opposite! lol- not that I'm stupid and don't study anything... anyhoo.Wait, let me back up. When Cassidy moved in with the General the 2 oldest boys didn't like it very much and packed their bags and went to college early. No skin off Cassidy's back. There was still a 10 year old a new baby along the way though.
So she popped out the baby (a little girl she named Rosalind) and decided that her work was done and moved out. Into the house next door. But that wasn't enough, she wanted a divorce from the General- of course he wouldn't give her one and kept making her all weak in the knees with his kisses and flirting style. Damn those Army men! hehe So she's doing the only thing she can. She trapped him in the swimming pool and is awaiting his death.
2) I've been kind of out if lately- but the next installment of The Really Fucking Stupid Blog Awards is this month. I'll go through my notes and gather the categories. If anyone has a category suggestion send them in now! :)
3) Ok, Stephen and I have the dumbest fights. No seriously, listen to this one. A few days ago (more like a week ago) we had a fight about whether or not he felt the baby kick. No, I'm not kidding.
Seriously, can you think of a more moronic fight?
4) They're making a Transformers movie. I probably won't see it as I've always been a girl and didn't like Transformers when they came out so I never watched it. But it looks friggin' awesome and hilarious.
Sunday, July 09, 2006
A scandel arises
Most of you know that I play the Sims(2). I've never gone into detail about my Sim chars, this isn't a Sims blog afterall (though I'm considering making one, but not sure if I should considering there's already Adventures in Cyberia and it's awesome).However, last night a scandel happened. Oohh... juicy exciting news? Hell yes!
Ok, one of my Sims, Cassidy- who's goal is knowledge and she sits around all day studying. She was also in the Military as a lower ranking officer.
But then one day she brought a friend home from work- the General (the highest job you can have in the Military profession in the Sims). He flirted, she flirted. And somehow they wound up in the hot tub. A day later Cassidy discovers that she, *gasp*, is pregnant with the General's child! But coincidently enough, the day after their hot tub party Cassidy gets promoted. Hrmmm. Interesting.
Well Cassidy has a job and a successful salon to take care of, she couldn't possibley take care of a baby by herself. So she does the decent thing- sets her yard up for a home wedding, invites all her friends and the General over to force him into marriage. Unfortunately for Cassidy the General comes with 3 sons. But they aren't hers so she doesn't pay any attention to them anyway.
So they all moved into a bigger house and that's where we are now.
Friday, July 07, 2006
This very well could be the longest post EVER
But it's not going to be. I'm lazy and tired.So since I haven't been around in a week, I'll give everyone a recap.
1) You'd think that a pedicure would be enough but it's not. Mwahahaha. For my birthday (both Stephen and my birthdays are in July and neither one has officially come yet, lmao) Stephen said he was going to get me a spa day here in GA but couldn't find a good one, which it true. So I figured he'd just get me something else. So we went to MO to visit family for the week where he surprised me with a spa day. Now, like I said- a pedicure would've been more than enough. But I got a massage (a *real* one- where you get naked and all that), a pedicure, manicure and facial. Oohhoo!
2) I just remembered the dream I had last night. I dreamt I was pregnant and for some reason joined the Army. I know, I don't understand that either. It was *horrible*
And I was freaking out because I'd just joined and I wanted to be a SAHM. And we never left this one house. But I got to clean the bathroom which I got really excited about. But Stephen's current boss (I won't say which one) decided to fondle my boobies while I was washing the sinks, and I couldn't say anything because well... Army. Besides it was too weird to really realize what was going on. And Stephen was in the same unit as me (dream time remember?) but he was off elsewhere doing some sort of yard work.
3) I think I got some sort of stomach bug. I'm not throwing up. Burping a lot with hints of puke (mmm tastey!). And nothing I eat seems to settling in my stomach.
You know that feeling when you first get off the flu and you're just barely starting to eat again, but it's still weird? It's like that. So am I sick, or is that the baby being a picky little brat of an eater? Hehe :)
4) We spent most of our vacation time playing board games with our friends. Of course Stephen just HAD to play *for* me during one game. Hehe. jk. Sort of. He likes to "suggest" what I should do, but the way he words his suggestions are "Honey! You need to do this!" hehehe.
5) Went to a waterpark. *shudder*
6) BBQed on the 4th with some family then went to a casino then parked in a parking lot behind like a Cracker Barrell or something and watched fire works.
7) This is turning out to be the longest post EVER...
8) Since I missed last Tuesday's TMI, here it is, late:
1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?
-Before I was married. I don't know if someone's hit on me after, but I certainly didn't notice. I think that part of my brain that picked up on guys hitting on me shut down when I met Stephen. Why would I need to use it? So I haven't been hit on in like 3 years so I can't remember the last time.
2. Would you rather drive or be driven? :)
-Be driven. I like to space out in the car
3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
-a 9
4. Do you believe someone can truly be bisexual?
-I believe everyone, to a certain degree, is bisexual. I think we can truly appreciate the body of the same sex and that doesn't mean we want to have sex with them or fantasize about having sex with them. But I have several "crushes" on girls. This is probably more true for girls since if you talk to a guy they'll probably be like "uh no, I don't have guy crushes...."
5. How often do you feel guilty or ashamed after a sexual experience?
-All the time. lol jk.
Bonus (as in "optional"): Do you feel female homosexuality is more accepted than male? Why?
-get a handful of porn. Watch them. How much guy on guy action do you see (with it being regular porn and not gay porn)? Now how many girl on girl scenes are there?
And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Those girls may not be lesbians, but they are doing lesbianesque acts (that is, if a lesbian couple decided to start having sex).
9) It's Friday- so it's time for SPF:
Photo #1: Your love- Wo wo wo wo, my love does it good.... hehe.
Photo #2: A honeymoon- Hey it's where I spent MY honeymoon... hehe. Disney orgy! lol
Photo #3: Something blue- This my sister, being... my sister lol. Vegas here we come!
