Wednesday, May 31, 20061) I had this dream last night that my family and I were going to go to the beach and we were staying in a hotel and blah blah blah.... So I go to this lounging type room to get Stephen and we're sitting there talking when a couple of people from his office come in. One of them I knew but the girl I didn't know (he doesn't have a girl named whatever her name is and no girl at the office looks like her I mean). And he introduces me and then NEVER takes his eyes off of her.
I'm sitting there talking to him and he's following her with his eyes like they were attached to a string she's holding. lol.
I was sooo mad at him- but then I couldn't talk to him about it because we kept getting interupted by stupid crap. Hehe
2) People bug me. Escpecially those who don't do a damn thing to help people out and then brag about how they do so much and how you need to step up and do more for society. Celebrities are the best at it. Puh-lease! I don't need your loser ass telling me I need to send money to help starving children while you sit your ass on a talk show and think because you're on that talk show means you've done your part. I know what I do- I don't need your hypocritcal dumb ass to tell me what I'm doing and not doing.
3) I made the mistake of reading a post at MSSN about the best songs for when your spouse is deployed, and made the mistake of listening to all of them. Yeah like I wanted to sit here and cry all day. lol.
4) It's time for Way Back Wednesday! I know you're all bursting with excitement at seeing another picture from me- but calm down. Hehe :)
This week's theme is:
(insert "Pomp & Circumstance" here) Graduation Day! All the partying! All the boy/girl watching! Oh, and some of that 'studying' too! It's all paid off for graduation day! Let's see you proud grads of the past....
This is actually my family and I at my sister, Diana's, graduation. I thought I had a graduation picture from my graduation but apparently I don't.
from top left to right:
my little brother Joe (isn't he adorable?), my brother Barry, me, Diana, Anne, Kathleen (making the weird face lol), Roxanne, and my grandparents.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
sooo hot1) I hate humid muggy-ass weather. I hate it. Hate hate hate it! Apparently Georgia is the queen state of all muggy ass weather in the US. At least that's what it feels like. I miss dry, desert heat.
2) I'm almost too tired to think of anything to say, lol.
3) We spent Memorial day weekend at my parents'. Good times. Stephen and I figured that since he's leaving fairly soon to deploy and my parents are only 4 hours away we'd spent all the 4-day weekends we can there. Nothing better than a knock-down, drag-out water balloon fight. Rar.
4) I want to start buying baby furniture and such. It's too soon though to start thinking about that. Besides I know we're gonna get a ton of crap from our family. I just like looking at all the stuff we're going to buy our, soon to be, PERFECT child. What? We all know I think my child is the queen / king of the world and can do no wrong. snicker
I swear, I do NOT want to turn into one of those parents who's child is tone deaf but they think he / she has the most beautiful voice in the universe and encourages them to try out for musicals and what not. Ack!
I don't have to worry about that because my kids really ARE better than yours.
lmao- Only kidding! :)
5) I'm such a retard. You know that song American Soldier by Toby Keith? Ok, you know that line "sleep in peace tonight?" Ok, for the longest time I thought it was "sleeping peice tonight." What the hell does that even mean?! lmao. Woooheee I'm slow.
Ok ok ok, let's move on to this week's
1. Have you ever been nude / semi-nude in public (sunbathing / photoshoot / streaking...)?
-Yes. I've taken my top off sunbathing before (while laying on my stomach).
2. Have you ever had sex at your workplace?
-no... not really. Made-out, yes- but not had sex. And I work in the home now so I should, oh definately! Yes! lol
3. Do you ask your partners to take an AIDS test or ask if they have?
-I never needed to, they'd already taken it prior to meeting me.
4. Ever tried a beer bong (scary...)?
-Um, no. I think beer is nasty ass shit and I can't imagine gulping it down like that.
5. Have you ever spread a rumor about your ex or ex's new gf/bf?
-No. Everything I've ever said about my ex is true. I think that speaks for itself. :)
Bonus (as in "optional"): What are your views about circumcision?
-There are "views" about this? Either you do or you don't. I don't see as it as being a big deal really. Every male in my family is circumsised so our sons will be. I do personally think it's a bit cleaner too to be circumsised. But no I have no strong feelings towards either.
Friday, May 26, 2006
This baby hates meI think the baby is trying to take over and destroy the world, starting with my body.
I feel him / her growing inside me- destroying everything in its path! lol.
Seriously though- there is an overwhelming feeling that this is not my body anymore. I'm just a host for the baby. Any one feel that way when you were
My mind is slowly draining out my ear, and from what I hear- it will never return. Sigh.
Good thing I was stupid to begin with! Maybe no one will notice- hahaha!
Thursday, May 25, 2006
HOLY SNICKERSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!First of all- TAYLOR WON AMERICAN IDOL MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!
I haven't been this happy and excited about this dumb ass show since... well... EVER!
We fell in love with Taylor at his audition and wanted him to win since the very beginning.
He's just so fucking GOOD! I mean he's no Josh Groban singing-wise (then again, who the hell is??), but you felt his heart and soul with every note he sang. And it's effortless.
I have such a crush on him lol. I know everyone's all about Chris being the "eye candy," but I never thought he was attractive. Physical attractiveness doesn't hold my attention for very long at all- if you're an ass or have no substantial talents or gifts to give your looks fade for me. Chris' looks faded for me by the end of his audition *running from all the Chris fans* lol. Taylor on the other hand- he's fucking sexy. Sure he's 29 and has grey hair (a distinguished look) but his face is loverly and ... oh I just think he's hot. lmao. Ok ok ok enough of that.
On to Lost
Well that blew our theory of a Truman Show type of thing going on out of the water.
Why'd they'd let Hurley go back?????
Where's Locke, and Echo and Dom????????????????
Why didn't Charlie hear or see what everyone else did??????
Was Dom's girlfriend involved in this the whole time!?!?!?!
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT SEASON 3 TO START RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! ACK!!!!
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
wbw and other crap1) The Lost season 2 finale is tonight! EEEEK! I'm so excited, I can hardly sit still and wait.
If you've never seen any episode of Lost and still want to check it out don't read this next part
We're re-watching season 1 on dvd and I forgot just HOW MUCH isn't answered. Not just the big things like "who are the Others?" but what absolutely awful thing would've happened back in Australia to Clare? What worse thing would've happened than the island?
But, apparently we're gonna get a ton of answers tonight. I don't want ALL the questions answered then the show would be stupid.
Ok, it's safe to read again
2) I flip through a plethora (hehe) of blogs during the day and I have one thing to say:
their = posessive. Example: Their child, Annie, is adorable isn't she?
there = a place (usually unless it's used instead of it or it's). Example: I don't want to go to the dump, I hate it there! OR There's an assload of birds over there.
they're = they are. Example: They're not my friends anymore because they called me a chicken head. (lol).
your = posessive. Example: Your children are lovely!
you're = you are. Example: You're a dooty head! hehe
quit mixing those up!!!!
And while we're at it- it's a lot, not alot.
3) WHY WHY WHY do people write into Cosmo (why do I still read that magazine is a better question perhaps) asking for love advice based on how celebrities date and marry? WHY people?! For fuck sake! If you compare your love life to that of a dumb fuck celebrity no relationship you're in will survive.
Then again if you read Cosmo and take it seriously..... well. I mean Cosmo has in there things like "all men do this! Do this to your man!" all the time.
I'm sorry, they've never met my husband- I doubt they've met any man.
The only reason why I read that magazine is because it still comes in my mail box and I've gotten a lot of cute hair and make-up styles out of there. And I like to read the embarrassing stories. Other than that, this magazine has no idea how it is in the real world and they need to get their heads out of celebrity's asses.
4) Ok, it's, finally, time for Way Back Wednesday!
This week's theme is:
It's history! Looking for shots of you at a historical site or monument...bonus points for anyone in a red, white and blue one-piece terry sunsuit with a bowl cut....
Ok, out of all the historical places I've been to I don't have picture of me at any of them; and I've been to an assload of historical places!
So instead of that- I decided to share with you a picture of me as an All American Cowgirl:
I'm like 5 or 6 there. There's this guy who used to roam southern California with his horse, Gunner, and a camera selling cowboy/girl pictures.
5) OH YEAH!
And Taylor is SOOOOOOOOo winning AI! He'd better at least! We've wanted him to win since the very beginning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited. He'd better win!
Katherine sucked ass last night! Her last song was like nails on a chalk board! Yikes!
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Don't get too close I might barf on youOk, I'm like 2 (or I think it's 3 possibley) days from being 12 weeks- I noticed that I started to not be as nauseaus (I hate that word and can never spell it) as I was thinking, oh thank you THAT part is over!
But this morning- nope, I feel sick as a dog. No food looks good (my stomach is trying to run away from the food so it won't push it all up).
Anyway... sorry I haven't been to anyone's blog lately- Stephen had a 4 day weekend and we spent it running errands but mostly playing WoW. I'm 2 1/2 bubbles from 55! Woot! We did BRD last night with our friend Mac and some other guildies. There's a night and day difference between teaming with guild members and non-guild members. Ahh it's so nice and refreshing.
I know some of you have no clue what I'm talking about, sorry about that
We saw the DaVinci Code Friday. If you have NOT read the book or watched the movie don't read this part of the post
I loved it, but....
--That theory has already been disproven (by top scientists and historians and even if you look at the theory it's full of holes) however I love the theory and think it's interesting. I love all that crap. I still think that DaVinci himself is the Mona Lisa (Stephen says they proved and found the actual woman- but the idea that the Mona Lisa is indeed DaVinci is too interesting). I grew up watching the history channel, my dad is a history buff (and has 5 masters in different areas of history).
--Sophie is the descendent of Jesus? Not only did I find that part stupid, but who didn't see that coming a mile away? To be honest that ruined the movie for me a little bit.
--The Catholic church has condemned this movie... Ok, having grown up Catholic I completely understand - this book and movie is not only taking a section of the church and making them into crazed killing monsters, but it takes the even of Jesus' crucifixion (one of the most important, if not the MOST, ordeals in Christianity) and says it never happened. Even if you don't believe, it has been proven that a man named Jesus once lived and did indeed die on a crucifix. Now, with that being said- it is our human right to thirst for knowledge and truth and to go out and seek it and find it. No one should tell us we can't do that.
Anyhoo- enough of my going on and on about nothing, lol.
It's time for this week's
1. Which is more important of the two in "chemisty," physical attractiveness or sexual performance?
-Sexual performance! Who cares if he looks like a Greek God if he's a 2-minute man and is selfish in bed! But I have the best of both worlds so I don't need to worry about this.
2. Would you rather have sex with someone who is a good with their mouth (in every sense) but small (flat chested or teenie penie), or a bad with their mouth but well endowed?
-Hmm... let me think about this... you know, this is the first time I can't answer a question- I honestly have no idea! This IS too much information... no man has ever been good enough to give me an orgasm with just his mouth, and I seriously doubt there's a man alive who can. Now, has it become where if I expect not to orgasm I won't? Probably, but I've yet to be disproven. I will say this though- hubby is the best out of all of them though. Do I want a porn-star sized penis though? Not necessarily. Length doesn't matter all that much as clitoral stimulation is what really makes us orgasm and who cares how big you are if you're gonna slide right passed it? So I can't really answer this question. No, I can- with one simple answer.
I'll take the mouth over the well-endowed man- why? Because the bigger he is the harder blow jobs will be for me to give. Gagging is not very sexy.
3. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes?
-I rarely use any sort of lube on him if I'm giving him a blowjob (it's more a texture thing than a taste thing).
4. Have you ever been scared the first time you kissed someone that you might never kiss them again?
-Well, hubby and I had our first date before our first date *cough* and the next day I was worried I set myself up to look like a whore and a one night stand (so there was no actual sex, just a lot of making out and such)- so it was important for me to wait a while before we actually had sex (hey! I waited at least a week! That's good enough! lmao).
5. Do you play music, tv, or other noise in the background when you have sex?
-If music or the TV is on already then it's on. We don't purposely turn it on. Now, if we're at someone's elses house (not saying we've ever done it in someone else's home.... umm yeah...) then we'll turn on the TV or something to muffle noises.
Bonus (as in "optional"): Most embarrassing sexual moment? (that was cruel wasn't it?)
-Damn Lizzie... pulling out the big guns huh? Ok, that would be the first time I accidently let out one of those loverly vagina farts in front of hubby. I've farted and burped in front of him before, but there's something about having sex and then your lips makign that pppppfffffffttttttt noise. Thankfully he laughed and told me not to worry about it- so now every time it happens we look at each other and laugh. I just have to remember that deep deep down there's still a 12 year old boy in there who laughs at bodily noises.
Oh WAIT! I just thought of another one! My last partner, before hubby, asked for a blowjob (first time I'd given him one) and afterwards he goes "well, I'll help you work on that later." Hell, that makes me want to cry NOW thinking about it.
Monday, May 22, 2006
wootWe just got back from our doctors appointment.
Everything seems to be running smoothly. We're at 11 weeks, 5 days- and heard the baby's heart beat. :)
We have to wait until we're 20 weeks along to determine the sex of the baby (I still think it's a boy).
Looks like we're actually going to have a baby this time.
And, about the last post- I don't want to be the spokesperson for "do what you want while you're pregnant," I just hate unsolicitade advice. Hehe
Sunday, May 21, 2006
I swear I'm gonna never leave my house....I love everything about being pregnant, and motherhood. Except one thing:
Am I beating my child?
Is she starving?
Has she frozen to death?
Has she suffered heat exhaustion?
Is she being burned alive?
NO? Then get the hell away from me!
I do NOT need your old biddy advice when it's pleasant outside and a slight breeze- I don't need you to come up to me and say "put a hat on that child!"
No- I don't fucking need to.
If every doctor, nurse, and pharmasist I talk to tells me I can take certain drugs when I'm pregnant and those drugs will make me a saner and happier person- I will take them. I'm not fucking putting my child in danger and I don't need YOU to tell me so.
If my child is misbehaving in the grocery store where it is crowded, thinking she'll get away with it because it's crowded and I swaut her butt- do NOT glare at me while you push your cart passed. What? Jealous because I realize that I'M the parent and the child is the CHILD?
The world would be a much nicer and safer (ok maybe not safer- well, maybe...) place if you focused on raising your own damn kids and kept your fat ass out of my family.
Just because YOU popped out one of more kids does NOT mean you must then go spread your knowledge around to other moms.
We don't care.
We don't need advice from YOU.
You shit poop just like I do so back the fuck off.
Note, no I was not talking to anyone in particular. Especially not my main readers, whom I know would never give their advice unless I asked for it. I'm speaking in general terms. I know we've all felt this way- I hate other moms! lmao.
Friday, May 19, 2006
I know I should find it cute.....But if I see kids decorating cookies or something like that- I think it's disgusting. I'm sorry I'm sorry.
But snotted up cookies and cupcakes are not very appetizing.
I'm going to teach my kids to cook- but like "here honey, pour the flour in- now back away!" lmao.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Farts, Trolls, the big ole fat man I love, and what the fuck!?Lots to
1) Warning- gross poopy talk coming
As most of us know, with pregnancy comes a wide variety of magnified digestive happenings. I pee about 20 times a day (I pee before getting in the shower and twice while IN the shower lol). My poo is like baby poo- what the fuck is that about?! And I am single-handledly fumegating our apartment with the amount of farting I do. I can't go out in public! When you're at the obvious pregnant stage people expect you to go to the bathroom every 2 seconds and to fart. But when you don't look pregnant yet and you keep going to the bathroom and stinking up the place people give you strange looks.
This baby has me hog tied doing what he / she wants me to do- and NOW she won't let me leave the house! I'm being held prisoner by my own child!
2) I saw this coming a mile away- ok really who didn't? Elliot got
I really liked Elliot- he had such a great voice. And really I wouldn't have cared if either he or Katherine got voted off- just so long as Taylor went through.
3) Ohhh Lost. How do I love thee, let me count the ways! One one thousand!...
I'm still upset that Hurley lost his girlfriend. I LOOOOOOOOOVE Hurley. I do! I want to give him a hug every time I see him. I want to be Hurley's friend and I only want the best for him. I'm so friggin upset Libby died- because now Hurley's sad :( lol.
Man I'm a dork.
4) What is it about pregnancy and crazy ass dreams? The night before last I had a dream where I was cheating on Stephen and didn't care what he thought about it (what am I STUPID?!?!?). Then last night I had one of THOSE dreams *wink* sex *wink* about him. This baby is a pervert! lol
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
What the flip!?Blogger scared the bejinkiwinkies out of me today by telling me my cookies were disabled and couldn't log in.
I love blogger... I really do. But sometimes I want to beat it like a red-headed stepchild.
Speaking of red-headed step children I have been in the mood to watch Anne of Green Gables / Avonlea for like a month now.
Is there a female alive that *doesn't* like that movie? It rules! lmao.
Ok, I'm getting really annoyed.
Note- I will be talking about stuff most of you won't understand so bear with me
Ok, as most of you know hubby and I play WoW and we belong to the guild Fae Victus. Well, Fae Victus has a website and forums and stuff I need to read and check out and Stephen and I both have accounts.
I'd LIKE to log in with my username and password and read and talk on the forums... HOWEVER it won't let me log out of Stephen's username!!!! ARG!!!!!
I hit log out and can do one of 2 things. I can either:
-Hit log in really quick, but then it automatically logs me in to Stephen's account
-if I don't touch anything it will reload itself and log Stephen back in.
Stop if you son of a bitch!!!!
I mean, there are things *I* need to check out in the forums .... ugh. I'm just getting all sorts of annoyed.
Anyway- let's move on to another topic.
I have a doctor's appointment next Tuesday- oooh I'm too excited. I'll be 11 weeks and like 4 days. That's way too early to see the sex of the baby isn't it?
Although, I have a feeling (and have had this feeling for quite a while) that we're going to have a boy. I'll be very surprised if we have a girl.
What if we have a hermapherdite?!?!?! Ok, stop....
Anyway- OMG Taylor friggin ruled last night!!!!! I love him so much! He'd better friggin win! I think Elliot's going home tonight (I have a feeling).
Look at this- what a friggin awesome idea!
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
TMISorry I'm so late posting- I just got back from the dentist. More on that later....
Let's get to this week's
1. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
-Hell no! Are you nuts. I thought I was in love once and pretended like I trusted him and pushed away all the signs he was cheating... but I don't think I ever really was in love with him
2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
-If it's hubby... "oooh," if it's someone else... "who the fuck are you!? Get off me you fucktard!"
3. Would you rather have a partner who has been around the block or a virgin?
-I'll stick with my husband... who's been around not only the block but the city, however he hasn't been aroudn the block with ME- so we're still learning each other. It's the best of both worlds. I have someone who generally knows his way around women and still needs to know his way around me.
4. On a scale from 1-10, how controlling are you?
a 9. Ok... a 10.
5. The old Dear Abby question... if you had to pick between kissing/affection/cuddling or sex/sexual touching and could only have one for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
-This is worst question EVER! Ok, ummm... I'll take affection/cuddling/kissing, but only IF I still get to masterbate (cause damn, don't take it ALL away from me!) I'm a big cuddler and to me (and most girls) sex is NOT over until there's been a proper cuddling session afterwards and I always look foward to the cuddling.
Bonus (as in "optional"): Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren't?
-No. Thankfully he never asked me if was good (btw the he is NOT hubby- time for him to have some macho bragging- seriously he's the best I've ever had).
Oh you can sooo tell when a show has men for it's lead writers. Now before all you guys get all huffy and puffy and emotional - let me explain. I'm talking about the show I Love Lucy. 1950s... the height of "small penis syndrome," where we had men walking around thinking they owned the planet and everything (and everyone) on it. I'm surprised they didn't bottle their own farts and market it as "the only cologne you'll ever wear."
Ok- so no, I'm not bashing *men*- I'm bashing that time period and moronic men in it.
Ok, I happen to love I Love Lucy it's a classic show and let's face it, Lucy is one our great classic comics. But damnit sometimes that show makes me mad!
Today was the episode where Lucy always runs late and takes forever getting ready so she set the clock so they'd think they were an hour late. But being the silly woman she is, turned the hands the wrong way and instead of gaining an hour they lost an hour. Of course thank god Ricky was there to help her. What would she do without him?
So they were like 2 hours late for a dinner party at Ricky's boss' house- naturally if Stephen and I were late for a dinner meeting with his boss he'd be a little mad too. But would Stephen do the following... hell no!
Ricky marches in the house and writes and time schedule for Lucy. Like the person who doesn't fucking WORK IN THE HOUSE ALL DAY needs to tell her how to manage her time doing her job!
But that's not the worst of it- oh no. They totally wrote it like NOW Lucy is all happy, she's got everything done. She was like "Ethel! This time schedule is the best thing! I've gotten everything done! Ricky had such a great idea...."
hang on, let me barf for a second
Ok... and then Ricky's boss' wife comes over and she's all like "what are you doing! We've spent *years* convincing our husbands that we don't have time to do it all...
The whole show was just DRIPPING with some male writer thinking they know how to do it all and better and those silly women, ohhh they're on to us! They know the secret! We really sit around the house all fucking day. We housewives don't work... nooooo. I know I personally not only have enough time to clean the house (which btw normal cleaning doesn't fix the clutter), put on an evening gown and greet my husabnd at the door with a smile.
Wrong- in this modern day- this is my schedule:
I get up, turn on the computer while I make breakfast, then have my breakfast / computer time. Then I shower and get ready for the day. Then I start on the kitchen (wiping the cupboard doors once a week), move to the bedroom- taDA! lunch time! I (god forbid) sit down and have lunch. Then it's on to the dining room and living room. I try and get to the computer room (and I do the bathrooms on tuesdays) but personally with the pregnancy- it's nap time after the living room is done. Then I'll get up and vacume (unless I sleep through)- and then, voila! hubby's home. And while cleaning I've also marinated anything htat needed to be marinated for dinner- or defrosted (I freeze allthe meat).
And I have modern conveniences.
And if you watch Lucy you'll know that Ricky didn't *let* (yes let) her have a vacume or dishwasher or anything like htat).
It's not just this whole house-wife thing.... I fucking hate it when ANYone goes to another person's work and, without ever having done it themselves, brags about how they can not only do it better but more efficiently.
Unless you have a PhD in housework and childraising or you've raised 50 kids stay out of my home and don't tell me how to do my job. Fucktard
Sunday, May 14, 2006
I couldn't get to my computer sooner....First off... happy Mother's Day to all my blogging bitches! I *heart* you guys.
Second, as we all know (or hopefully, should know) with Mother's Day come Military Spouse Appreciation Day.
If you feel the need to go up to a service member and thank him / her for their service to our country, please take a moment to remember today that their families have made sacrifices too and thank them as well.
Being an Army wife (I say Army because, well, I am an Army wife- I am not putting Army before any other branch of service, I'm speaking from my own point of view) is hard.
I've put on a brave face until he goes to work, have my moment of crying because I'm terrified of not only what will happen to him but because my husband will be away from home longer than any husband should.
A part of you as a Military Spouse wants to throw a fit and say "Oh hell no! You are NOT leaving for a whole year" and chain them up so they can't leave. But we know better.
My husband joined the Army to protect our rights and freedoms. I'm very proud of him for that. As an American I thank him (and all service members) because with out them you guys wouldn't get to hear my constant bitching (hehe).
But we forget, sometimes, that those men and women in uniform have parents and possibly wives / husbands and children.
When our spouses are deployed for months, sometimes years, at a time we have to keep the home fires burning. We are then mothers as well as fathers. We are the good cop and the bad cop. We are, in a way, single parents nesting our homes for someone not there. We save them a seat at the dinner table because we keep the hope while they're gone that they'll be joining us for family dinner soon. And we know they will be.
Please remember the spouses, because it takes a strong person to hug his / her spouse goodbye and tell them we love them knowing they might be coming home in a flag draped coffin. No spouse should ever have to think about that- or to go through it.
But we have to - because our spouses depend on us, and our country depends on us.
So thank a service member for their sacrifices for our country- and if there's a man / woman standing off in the shadows smiling proudly at their spouse- remember he / she is sacrificing as well.
Friday, May 12, 2006
Seeing doubleThis week's SPF is brought to you by the number TWO!
btw, guess who still has the USB cord for the camera at work? Guess who had to dig through the pictures on the computer again?
Photo #1: Something you have 2 of- these are our kitty-cats. Hermione (in front) and Samwise (in back, giving Hermione a dirty look lol). Don't let this picture fool you, Hermione is a big ole fatty.
Photo #2: Something you wish you had 2 more of- arms / hands. Or possibley kitchens. No no- arms / hands is my answer. This is me at our family's lake house.
Photo #3: 2 (that's it, just... 2)- Ok, no I did NOT have a picture of Uncle Jesse saved in my computer. I Googled him and added the 2 remark. LoL.
You know you thought he was hot back then.
Did you play??
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Oh my god Becky....Because of the RFS Blog Awards I haven't had time to
Again, congrats to all the winners.
Especially Katy. This round I did something I didn't normally do (and don't expect me to do it again), I gave out an extra (secret) prize along with the button for whoever won the worst blog template award.
Keep checking back at Katy's blog and you'll see a new and beautiful template appear. Special thanks to the lovely Karen for Katy's new design.
Anyhoo... why is it I have THE dumbest fights with Stephen? That's right! It's HIS fault (hehe jk).
Ok, yesterday he comes home from work and is getting his socks and underwear and such ready for the next day. Somehow he's out of socks and underwear.
Ok, I do laundry every Friday (with just the 2 of us there's absolutely no reason why I should have to do laundry more than once a week) so he should have plenty of socks and underwear. So he's looking for his socks and underwear and all I'm hearing / thinking is "oh for fuck sake! I just did laundry! If I have to do a needless load of laundry I'm going to kill someone."
Note I've had a headache for (now) 3 days and Tylenol is the only thing I can take and it's also the only thing I DOES NOT work for me. damn I miss my Excedrin
So we had a (brief but) stupid fight because, let's face it, I was getting all snippy with him. Although I think I reserve the right to get snippy as I'm tired, sick, in pain, have heartburn, am restless, can't get comfortable, and emotional all because laundry boy over there knocked me up; and the last thing I wanted was to do a load of laundry!
(In defense of Stephen he never actually asked me to do laundry he was just trying to figure out where all his socks and undies were).
Still, that's all I saw, no socks + no underwear= a fucking load of laundry for me to do.
I don't want to be, and try really hard not to be, one of those wives who (once she has kids) forgets her husband. I really agree with Dr. Phil (sorry Carrie) that the most important thing you can do for your children is give them happy, healthy parents. That means putting your marriage before your children.
But sometimes it's like "I don't CARE what YOU need, this baby demands all my time, energy, and will to live!" lol
Thankfully I have a husband who worships me and does his damndest to make sure I'm happy, healthy, and satisfied (in every sense of the word).
Ok- every blog I read has a post about how Chris shouldn't have gotten voted off.
Well I speak for the sane people (lol) when I say YES HE SHOULD HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's take this one step at a time...
-He's a "rocker" on American Idol? Um, what true rocker in their right mind would go on AI? Can we say "Poser?" I think you can Chris! You fake ass mother fucker.
-He's NOT original (no matter what drunk-ass Paula says). His EVERY performance was the same! Gee, I wonder if he'll do the stereotypical "this is what I learned in rock school" thing and pick up the mic stand! Oh... how'd I know he'd do that! I must be psycic!
-His throat was scratchy and sore after rehearsing a song for an hour? I'm sorry, isn't a normal rock concert about 3 hours? So he does the, and sounds the exact same thing every song and he gets burned out after an hour? *ahem* WASTE OF MONEY!!!!!! I mean, if he won he'd put on a TERRIBLE concert!
-I am SOOO glad he's gone! (not as happy as I was to see that fuck ass loser Ace go).
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
I'm sure you'd like to thank the Academy for your win....Until the RFSB awards are over, all TMIs, WBWs, and SPFs will be here
And the winners are:
1) Best Mommy Blog:
Army of Mom!
2) Best Daddy Blog:
this category was neck and neck
3) Blog template in most desperate need of a make-over/beautification:
Poop, Paxil and Pageantry!
again, this category was neck and neck
4) Mr./Ms. Corncob:
Ok, everyone has asked me what the hell this category means- the truth is, I don't know. lmao. I just made it up hoping you guys would just go along with it. So congrats to Mer for... whatever that is, lmao
5) Best Blog Layout:
Me! (I'd like to share this award with the woman who made it all possible, Karen at Troll Baby Graphics
6) Blog/blogger that/who should be made into a comic book (character):
Speckled Pup's World!
7) Blogger who seriously needs to be on that show 10 Years Younger:
8) Best "free" blog- free of children that is:
by a landslide!
9) Blogger most like to sing loud and proud in the shower:
See, begging DOES work! hehe
10) Blog / Blogger of the month:
Emails from Jesus!
praise be... ;-)
So congrats to all who won! You get a nifty button to put on your site to let the world know that hey, you might not win Oscars or Grammys or even cookies, But by jingle you've won a Really Fucking Stupid Blog Award!
Put the following code in your site! (remember to remove all *s):
<*a href="http://www.chnnature.blogspot.com" target="_blank"><*img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b156/chnnature/RFSBA_Winner3.gif"><*/a>
On a side / personal note... Sheri and Suzan have made me Blog Pick of the month for the month of May!
Holy crap! I think I'm gonna cry! Thanks you guys!
At the request of SchadeBoy, here's how the voting went:
For Best Mommy blog:
Army of mom- 13 votes
Real Kid- 6 votes
Mom is Nutz- 4 votes
Best Daddy Blog:
Incoherent Ramblings- 4 votes
Spikey- 3 votes
Schade- 3 votes
Dad Gone Mad- 3 votes
Erik- 2 votes
Cynical Dad- 2 votes
Blog template in most desperate need of a make-over/beautification:
Katy (pp&p)- 6 votes
In These Shoes- 4 votes
Fantasta- 4 votes
Uberbitch- 2 votes
Meritt- 7 votes
Katy- 5 votes
Erik- 4 votes
Best blog layout:
Me- 7 votes
Amber- 5 votes
Random and Odd- 5 votes
Going Places- 2 votes
Meritt- 2 votes
Comic Book Character:
Speckled Pup- 5 votes
Naked Nerd- 4 votes
Ace- 4 votes
Katy- 2 votes
Me- 2 votes
10 years younger:
Ace- 7 votes
Odyssey- 3 votes
Free of kids:
Leesa- 10 votes
Random Ramblings- 5 votes
Singing in the Shower:
Easily Amused- 7 votes
Real Kid- 3 votes
Army of Mom- 3 votes
Red Headed Bitch- 3 votes
Emails from Jesus- 2 vote
Snow Trapped Southern Girl- 2 vote
Blog / Blogger of the month:
Emails from Jesus- 7 votes
Me- 4 votes
Dad's on Diaper Detail- 4 votes
Creating havoc- 2 votes
Lillies- 1 vote
Friday, May 05, 2006
Nominations are in....Until the RFSB awards are over, all TMIs, WBWs, and SPFs will be here
Whiners / Bitchers / Complainers / People who can't read, (try and) Read the following:
-The name of the game is the Really Fucking Stupid Blog Awards because, as I've said many times (mainly because of whiny little babies) the *cat-e-gor-ies* are fucking stupid. Do we have a banquet to hand out plaques? No. Do you even get a peice of paper saying "so and so on this, the 10th of May, 2006 won blah blah blah?" No. Now, that's why these awards are called what they are (I mean one time we had a category of who was most likely to ever have a mullet for fuck sake! thanks again for that one mama D, loved that category). Now one of the cat-e-gor-ies is the BEST (let's take this one step at a time- oooh the BEST) free (free?) blog, free of children. Do you have children? No? You don't? Ok... So someone, somewhere, reads your blog and likes it. By jingle you've got a reader that likes you!!!! And since you don't fit in the best mommy blog he / she nominated you for the BEST non-having kids blog!
-I have nothing to do with nominating / voting. I put up the categories and other people / blogs nominate you / your blog for the category they see fit. I think it unfair for me, who comes up with the categories, to nominate and vote. I just host this event. What does that mean? It means I think of the dumbest fucking categories for blog awards and let other people nominate you. Do I sit around and say, well fuck, who can I make cry and run to their mommy today? Um no. These are supposed to be FUN and ridiculous. Can't handle it? Get the stick out of your ass. No need to come here and complain about all of it because I'm not reaching in your ass to yank the fucking stick out.
-This is only the nominations stage. NOW people email (firstname.lastname@example.org) me their *votes* for each category. Hey you might win. If you don't want to win, oh well. Want to win? Go tell your loyal readers / followers to vote for you.
-You can of course vote for yourself, but only once.
-One vote per category please.
-When voting ends (on Wednesday, May 10th!) I will post who the winners are; and they will indeed get a nifty little button to put on their website (courtesy of the lovely Karen) godiva chocolates not available as I have already eaten them, lol
-Again, the nominations stage is not the final stage! You have a chance to win! Go out there and start pimpin' it out people!
-Everyone ok? Let me lead you by the hand back to your mommies and daddies. What did we learn today? That's right! To READ for fuck sake!
1) Best Mommy Blog:
-Mom is Nutz!
-The Real Kid
-Army of Mom
2) Best Daddy Blog:
-Dad Gone Mad
-4 Kids, Mom and Dad
3) Blog template in most desperate need of a make-over/beautification:
-Uber Bitch Blog
-In These Shoes...
4) Mr./Ms. Corncob 2006!:
5) Best Blog Layout
-Random and Odd
6) Blog/blogger that/who should be made into a comic book (character):
-The Naked Nerd
-Speckled Pup's World
7) Blogger who seriously needs to be on that show 10 Years Younger:
-My Expatriate Odyssey...
-Another Summer (url not available)
8) Best "free" blog- free of children that is:
-Okay Seriously (url not available)
9) Blogger most like to sing loud and proud in the shower:
-Emails from Jesus
-Snow Trapped Southern Girl
-The Real Kid
-Army of Mom
10) Blogger of the month:
-Emails from Jesus
-Daddy's on Diaper Detail!
-Consider How Lillies Grow
Those of you who are nominated please put the following code on your site (remember to remove all *s):
<*a href="http://www.chnnature.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><*img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b156/chnnature/RFSBA_VoteForMe3.gif">*a>
Or can you put the following button up yourself, just remember to link back here!:
Ok, go vote! Email me at email@example.com to cast your vote.
Voting ends Wednesday, May 10th!
Remember if you don't vote, how will your favorite win?
Weren't nominated? Go kiss more ass!
Nominated? Go kiss more ass!
Monday, May 01, 2006
No longer puking in private....We didn't want to tell anyone until we knew for sure, but we're at 8 1/2 weeks.
I'm officially 8 1/2 weeks pregnant. Woot.
God that was SOOOO hard keeping it from all you guys! We've known since the end of March- I almost broke down and told at least Katy like 5 times. But... we figured it'd be better to wait.
Here's what you missed these passed 2 months:
-I need to pee
-I'm soooo fucking tired
-need to pee again
-is the farting ever going to end?!
-need to pee again...
-get away from my boobs!
Hehe. Ok, so now that's out of the way (heh)... it's time, once again, to elbow your friends in their eyes and race towards awesomeness!
It's time for the next edition of The Really Fucking Stupid Blog Awards!
For those new to this let me go over how it works and the rules, etc...
-I'll put up the categories (below) and you email me (firstname.lastname@example.org) with your nominations.
-You can nominate multiple blogs for each category, or one per.
-You certainly don't need to nominate a blog in each category though that is what I'm looking for.
-All nominations and votes are private (except to me. I have all the power, rar).
-When nominating please send not only the blog name/or the person's name who's blog it is but the URL. The url is more vital than the blog name, but both are appreciated.
-Some categories might be seen as mean, we see this as fucking hilarious. Hence the name the *really fucking stupid* blog awards. These are stupid, silly, and just fun; so have fun with it!
-I will be accepting nominations from now until Friday, May 5th 11am eastern
-If you don't nominate and vote- how will your favorites win?
On to the categories!
1) Best Mommy blog
2) Best darn Daddy blog
3) Blog template in most desperate need of a make-over/beautification
4) Mr./Ms. Corncob 2006!
5) Best blog layout
6) Blog/blogger that/who should be made into a comic book (character)
7) Blogger who seriously needs to be on that show 10 Years Younger
8) Best "free" blog- free of children that is.
9) Blogger most like to sing loud and proud in the shower
10) Blogger of the month
You can either send in nominations by clicking the email link on the sidebar to your right, or by typing in email@example.com.
Good luck to all and have fun!