Saturday, December 31, 2005
miscalculated?
Ok, here's the situation.... We went to my parents house for Thanksgiving and around that time I was supposed to start my period. I was all sick and stuff and thought I was coming down with the flu, but the thing is- I cannot for the life of me remember if I bled or not. So I may be further along in the pregnancy than once thought.lol. Which would mean a July baby. That'd be hilarious since both Stephen and my birthdays are in July. Hehe.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Hell hath no fury like that of a hungry, pregnant woman....
Now that the news has settled in (thanks for all the congrats and well wishes btw :))...Last pregnancy (btw, for those of you new to my blog, I was pregnant and saw the Dr. for the first time in the 4th month to find out we'd had a blighted ovum) I had every symptom under the sun but in moderation. I was like "ahh well, this isn't *that* bad..."
With this pregnancy I am sooooooo uncomfortable! lmao!
I'm hungry, of course, but anything I put in my mouth makes me sick and lose my appetite. So I'm literally forcing food down my throat to eat while trying not to barf it immediately after.
I feel some-what sick in the morning but at 11:30 (lunch time) it's at full on I can't stand up or I'll barf mode. And that lasts until after dinner.
Usually I hate sleeping in public (it even took a while for me to be asleep in front of hubby- I'm weird I know)- but so far I've slept in traffic, the Tri-Care office, the movie theater, and I could've sworn I went grocery shopping asleep. Hehe.
But you'd think with that I could get into a comfortable sleeping position in bed....
I have lots-o-heartburn, I never stop burping and have farted so much I think I've blown holes in all my pants.
I don't think I was this irritated during the last pregnancy (or this irritating, lmao).
It's amazing how you never notice how annoying and rude people are until you're pregnant. Hehe.
I spent most of my days laying on the couch in front of the TV. Which is fine - I catch up on my Full House (lol) and have discovered the joys of the show 10 Years Younger.
It's an even trade off I think. I'm sick but I get to laze about and watch TV!
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
wooheee
All I'm going to say is...I'm due in the beginning of August.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Ahh Tuesday. Time for this week's
:1. Have you ever mooned anyone? Flashed anyone?
-Well I'm sure I did when I was younger. I have 5 sisters so we used to "flash" each other all the time. I've flashed my husband. I've made hubby moon me. He thinks I'm *hilarious* when I yank his underwear down when he's brushing his teeth. lmao. As for strangers- no.
2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :)
-A pigeon. They always know their way home. They're quiet and make cute little cooing noises when they're comfortable. They hang out of peirs. They never beg for food and aren't afraid to just come up and sit next to you. They don't get all scared and fliy out of the way when you're walking in their path. It's more like "um.. I was walking here first dumb fuck." They like a good statue and good architechture, hehe. Sometimes they're a little dirty, and sometimes they're used as a symbol for peace and hope. No that I'm a symbol, but well... y'know what I mean. lol.
3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list?
-Always. if you're worthy enough to be in my phone book you're worthy enough to get a holiday card.
4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingere, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)?
-I don't go over the top with the sexy outfits- I mean I don't dress like a friggin' tramp or anything. But I know how to dress for my body type and don't wear clothes that makes me look 20 lbs heavier or giant clothes to make me look 7 inches shorter.... I have tiny boobs, so I wear shirts and dresses that accentuate them so they look more proportioned to my body. I have a fucking awesome ass (let's quit denying it people. My ass rules and you know it lmao)- so I'm gonna wear jeans that make my ass look as nice it does with out clothes. As for lingerie- I love lingerie, but only wear on special occasions. Hubby's birthday, Christmas, hubby coming home for a deployment, hubby leaving for deployment, etc. lol.
5. Have you ever tasted breastmilk SINCE you were a baby (this in from a participant last week)?
-Um, ewww! No.
Bonus (as in "optional"): Do you like "talking" when you have sex?
-Don't really *talk* much during sex. Noises sometimes can't be avoided (unless we're like at someone else's house or somehting lmao).
Ok, I still feel sick so I'm gonna go lay down.
Monday, December 19, 2005
Belated post
Here's Sunday's (belated) Question from Heather-Anne:Are you always truthful when you talk or do you often embellish things?
-Yes, so truthful in fact that it takes me forever to tell a one line story- I have to get all the details in. Hehe.
Now, if you'll exzcuse me, I feel sick and am going to go lay down
Friday, December 16, 2005
::skip skipping to my loo::
Ok I read the dumbest yet most brilliant thing in a magazine the other day. I don't remember which magazine it was but probably Cosmo since that's the mag I read the most. Anyhoo- if your face is having a problem with redness then put some eyedrops on a cotton ball and swipe it over your face.So, because I'll try anything once (well almost anything hehe) I did. And like 5 minutes later 1/2 the redness was gone. It was amazing! It sounded so stupid but it worked!
Update
Here's this week's SPF:
Photo #1: Something red- This is my sugar container. I found it at Target in that "world section" they used to have. It was clearance too! I love love love it! Isn't it pretty?
Photo #2: Something green- This is (part of) my favorite tea set. There are more cups, naturally, but you get the gist with this. I love that Martha Stewart green. Hehe. I found the whole set at a thrift store for 10 bucks!
Photo #3: Something you decorate- Well, since we're not putting up a tree this year (no point since we'll be away from home during Christmas), this is my nightside table. Yes you saw that right. That does say Alivan's and there is indeed a magic wand inside that box. Some people have a hand gun- I have a magic wand. Those criminals better watch out or I'll "Avada Kedavra" their ass! Hehehe.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Rar
1) Have you guys seen that new diaper commercial? I don't even know what brand of diapers they're selling. But the baby is like "yeah, now that these diapers move with me I have time to work out. Just get ripped. Where's the dumbell?..."lmao. It is the funniest commercial I've seen in like ever. I love that commercial! lmao.
2) Sigh- ok it is NOT that we want people to stop saying Merry Christmas. We are NOT trying to take away your rights. I mean, believe what you will (yes yes, Democrats are evil and we are trying to take away your rights. Uhhhuuu). But the truth of the matter is that WE are thinking of everyone. Not just ourselves. We never said "you can't say that," we simply said that hey not everyone celebrates Christmas, and certainly not everyone who celebrates Christmas celebrates CHRISTmas so why not have the *workers* of stores say "Happy Holidays" instead? I mean you're still spreading joy and love for the holiday- WHATEVER holiday it may be!
Yes please say Merry Christmas! But stop thinking of yourself and those just like you.
LOL- What do Republicans think? That because I'm a Liberal I'm gonna yell at someone and screech at them "SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS" when they wish me a Merry Christmas?
lol- that's funny. *shakes head* Liberal media my ass.... If it were liberal dont' you think we'd do more stories about the entire world?
3) It is sooo cold!
4) I shaved my legs yesterday. They're all silky and loverly. BTW Amy & Katy- that shaving lotion I bought at the sex toy party is awesome. My legs are so silky.
Hehe.
5) Why why why is it that when Full House comes on TV during the day I watch it? Someone smack me please!
lol
Update for Meritt
Because of the news. It's the news stations' fault. TV and radio talk shows.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Oh my oldness.....
1) Sorry for yelling at everyone yesterday. There's only so much crazy lies I can take! Hehe. Not that you guys were lying to me... oh hell you understand. I'm gonna shut up 'cause I don't want another post 8 miles long about this. lol2) With the problem with our cats- see, I would squirt them with a water gun- but they seem to love water. They come *into* the shower with us while we're taking one, they drink their water with their paws and Samwise seems unphased by us squirting him. Almost determined to be naughty- even in the mist of a hurricane. lol.
And I'd do the pennies in a can trick- but they climb in and scratch while we're asleep. I sleep much much lighter than Stephen does- so if I shook the can at the cats I'd get him bolting upright in bed saying "what the hell are you doing!? You crazy? Geez, I thought we under attack honey!"
3) Oh I am so so out of shape. I did Yoga for like 3 years (many a moon ago)- I even considered getting my yoga teaching certificate and teaching it. But I haven't done it in I don't know how long. I recently started doing it again. Ouch! I barely touch the ground when touching the ground (legs together, leaning foward, touch your toes). I mean just my finger tips touch. I used to get my whole hands on the ground.
Stupid laziness. hehe
4) Ok- do you guys know those 2 British ladies that were always on Oprah giving people how to dress advice? They'd like slap the ass and tell you how wide the jeans made it look... remember? Ok, anyone know their names 'cause I cannot for the life of me remember.
5) Speaking of asses and jeans- Katy you'd be so proud- I finally bought me a pair of non-low rider boot cuts! yay me! Ms. Katy used to make fun of me all the time 'cause my ass was always hanging out of my pants. So I got the "sits on waist, boot-cut, long."
The trouble is I feel they're too hiked up. I'm not used to pants that sit on my belly button. I like them below the belly button- so much more comfortable. But- at least my ass isn't hanging out.
I am so bad at buying jeans.
6) I've been tagged by Just a Girl:
Five weird thing's about me:
1) I iron my sheets and pillow cases
2) When I'm mad at hubby- instead of me kicking him out of the bed and telling to sleep on the couch, I'll wait for him to fall asleep then sneak down and sleep on the couch.
3) I don't know how to make a cake that doesn't fall apart.
4) Vacuming relaxes me and I could vacume all day every day
5) Sometimes I get all weirded out and shower with the shower curtain open- I don't want to open the shower and a murderer/rapist be standing there!
I watch too much TV.... hehe
Tagging.. um... who hasn't been tagged? You- the one not tagged- you're tagged now. :)
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
"So I'm changing who I am, cause who I am's not good, And I know you love me still, but I don't understand why you should...."
1) I am so mad at our cats. They clawed a hole through the under side of the bed and have been playing *inside* the bed. Making fucking noise all night long. I need one of those rubber dart guns. You know, those toy guns that shoot those red, rubber, stick-em-up things.2) Apparently I am the most unmoral person on the planet. Think about it. I'm not a Republican/Conservative in practically anyway, I was born and raised in So CA (or just anywhere accept the midwest or the south is an acceptable answer), and I'm not Christian.
The 3 deadly sins that are sure-fire characteristics of someone who has no values or morals.
I'm not the one who doesn't know there are other countries besides America, and if they do they don't give a shit. I'm not the one who pretends to be pro-life while not only shoving a hamburger down their throats, but finds it ok to think they have the power to sentance someone to death, and thinks that global warming is something out of our hands and that we have nothing to do with it.
Ok, sorry, I'm stopping there. I realize I'm being bitchy and annoying. I'll stop. I am just so fucking sick of being called immoral by fucking idiots. What's the old Biblical saying? "Don't point out the splinter in my eyes when you have a fucking boat in yours." I improvised a little. lol
3) Just a quick note- what on the Earth made you guys think I take the murderers and rapists side? Just because I don't think it's our job to sentance them to death doesn't mean I think what they did was right!
So there's only two choices to be had? Either you're ok with killing them or you think what they did was ok?
Thanks a lot you guys. Not everything is black and white you know.
4) I'm annoyed.
I will do TMI as soon as Liz puts it up.
Update
5) Something to lighten the mood.
6) It's time for this week's
:1. Have you ever used food as part of your sexual play?
-ewww. And yes. I won't get into further detail.
2. If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost? :)
-Because Mrs Clause prints out mapquest for him every year and tapes it to the dashboard!
3. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy?
-Ok, usually I sleep in nothing unless of course we're staying at someone else's house. But surprisingly, sometimes, black socks and boxers on a guy is totally sexy.
4. What nicknames do you have for your so (significant other)?
-The usual 'honey,' but sometimes I call him 'stinky' or if he's been deployed for a while I'll take to calling him 'mine.' His names for me, other than honey- he calls me 'whore' lmao
5. Have you ever seen a counselor?
-You mean like a therapist, or a school counselor? Both actually.
Bonus (as in "optional"):Do you have a name for your private parts (hee)?
Um... no. lol. But what female hasn't called her boobs "the girls?" Seriously now. lmao. Hubby once referred to his stuff by another name. I told him that was no longer aloud and to stop it. lmao.
Monday, December 12, 2005
I hate winter!
1) The kitchen drawer where we keep all the silverware is broken (the track is bent and well, broken)- so we told the apartment management about it like 2 weeks ago.Maintenence *still* hasn't come! Geez! I don't know what's worse- living on post where the maintenence guys talk to you like you're 3, or living off post where they don't give a shit and will show up whenever they want.
2) I had a dream last night that was seriously crazy and every knew it and played alogn with me. I had this obsession for making crap with wood so I took apart hubyb and my bed. Not just took apart- sawed in peices. I sawed the mattress open too and then discovered it was alive and guts (sort of like fish guts) started spilling out.
but that was ok 'cause I *had* to build a new bedside table.
So you can imagine my relief when I woke up and the bed was stil intact, lol.
3) I'm pro-life in every sense of the word (meaning no abortion, no death penalty, veg' and enviromentalist, etc).
So now that Tookie's life is in Arnold's (I'm not going to attempt his last name) hands.... sigh. Ugh!
Not that I'm saying all he did was right, don't misunderstand me.
But let's see Arnold is a Republican.... I think we all know the death penalty is gonna be ruled on this.
I'll be *very* surprised if it isn't.
I don't get people. How can you be against abortion but for the death penalty, and how can you be for abortion and against the death penatly????
Since when did we get the right of judging whether or not someone lives or dies?
You guys know I'm all about the rights and letting people have them and all that... but that's not a right of ANYone.
Yeah yeah yeah- go ahead and comment with the stuff I know you're gonna say... "so we should just let rapists and murderers walk around?"
No- and I never said that either. I'm saying what makes you so fucking special that you get to decide who lives or dies?
Sorry, I get a little worked up over that subject. Let's move on.
I hope you guys don't think I sound "Holier than thou"- cause I'm not like that! I swear
4) I can't stand dorks who think they know everything and are arrogant and obnoxious about it. But it's 10 times worse when they're like that and then every time you look at them they're staring at your boobs.
Ugh.
5) It's laundry day... woopateedoo!
6) It's Cranky Liberal's birthday. Go wish him well!
7) Just for fun:
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Man- they were so dead on!
hehe
Sunday, December 11, 2005
sunday.. eww!
I've decided to play a new weekly game. Brought to us by Heather-Anne.It's called Sunday's Question.
Simple enough....
Do you have any phobias? Have you ever faced one? If so, did facing it help you overcome it? If not, would you ever face one?
-Phobias... ok, I'm scared of a lot of things. Gremlins, surprise 'Boo!'s, losing my balance and falling flat on my face, etc. But I have one true phobia where all reasoning flies out the door and I'd punch my own mother in her face to get away- large bodies of water.
I'll go into the ocean up to my knees only, hug the wall when walking near or around a pool, hug the wall in the shallow end when in a pool. When washing my hair I lean all the way back and if even one tiny drop gets on my face I quickly wipe it with a towel (I have one hanging over the shower curtain when taking a shower). I wash my face as quickly as possible (rinse/dry rinse/dry)- not breathing the whole time.
People have tried "helping" with this. By throwing me in pools (get the hell away from me that does not help).
Hubby and I are in the process of slowly helping me with this.
My therapist suggested hypnotism. Hell yeah! I always wanted to be hypnotized.
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Stupid elephants
1) We have elephants living in the apartment above us. Elephants that jump off the bed and run around the house at 2:00am.2) I love Christmas time but at the same time hate it because I don't buy stuff I want just in case someone gets it for me for Christmas. Like there's this new messanger bag at Hot Topic that says "Voldemort Returns," and a shirt with Hermione on it, etc.... hehe
3) We saw Narnia last night. Oh it was AMAZING. I loved it. I mean if you're Christian you'll love it not just for the fact that it's a great story but for all the Christian references, etc- and if you're not- it's still a great story.
4) Black licorice makes your poo green. Yes I did just go there.
5) Saw the trailer for the new Pirates of the Carribean movie. Pirates + Johnny Depp= one very happy, perky me.
hehe.
6) Arrogance and huge ego at it's truest: fuckin' A
Click 'play' and enjoy
borrowed from:
Baby Jewels
Friday, December 09, 2005
Ok the KC chick on Survivor needs to go. I don't remember her name- but she needs to go.Yes she's from KC and yippee and all that... let her wear her "I think I'm sexy" KC cowboy hat. But I can't stand looking at her.
Anyone who has *that* much plastic surgery, to me, is a really fucking selfish person.
Plus it's ugly and disgusting. I mean, ok, I've had an eating disorder so I know- she's taller than I am and like 10 lbs thinner than I was at my thinnest (which was like 90 lbs btw). And yet somehow with all the wight she's lost she can't seem to manage weight in her boobs where it's mainly fat. It's a miracle!
Or plastic. Either way. You choose.
And her mouth- yeah, helllloooo collegen!
I wouldn't be surprised if she had Botox too (look at how old her body is and then look at her eyes. I mean the oldness could be from the eating disorder....)
Anyhoo- I think she's nasty.
Personally I don't see why anyone would get any sort of plastic surgery. It's a complete disregard for the beauty you *have* and everything that's ever happened to you.
I have tiny little kid-sized boobies but I don't run out and get a boob job becuase I love them. They're cute and perfect.
Yeah, they're gonna start falling to the floor after we have a kid and he/she starts sucking on them. But- there's a child.
I'm gonna get wrinkles when I get older- from laughing, frowning at our kids for doing something stupid, etc.
I'd rather people know I did something in my life than to look at me and think wow she looks really young!
But that's just me.
I decided to play SPF (That's Stuff not Self now) this week:
1) Tattoo or birthmark- Ok, what do you mean you can't see it? I circled it! It's right there!
2) Bumper Sticker- Well we don't have any on our car. These are 2 that I have on my matchbox twenty scrap book (god I'm retarded):
3) Something you keep changing- Duh, my undies (these are just the bras since, well, I hardly wear the other half lol).
Thursday, December 08, 2005
I'm non-black. I *must* be racist!
I got sick of the post that was here. I don't want to complain aobut race all day. For those of you who missed it, a summary:In this day and age it seems like only non-blacks are racist. Well that's fucking retarded.
Anyhoo- a new post:
-I am a huge fan of the ORIGINAL movie of Cheaper By the Dozen. So naturally I want to throw whatever I can get my hands on at the screen whenever that movie (or the commercial for the sequel) comes on.
This is not a remake. This is a totally different movie with the same name and I think they should be sued.
First, there was the book- and the first movie got it pretty much right and did a good job of putting the book on screen. Then the "remake" of the movie came out. Ok, um did the makers of this new CBTD not read the book or watch the movie- EVER?????????????
Fuck! It's pathetic. Goddamnit I hate Hollywood! Fucking illiterate ass monkies.
-I love that video- Helena, and now I can't remember what band I'm thinking of... Oh yeah! My ChemicaL Romance. The song starts off kinda blah but then by the end I'm singing along (every time).
It's just a great video. The lead singer is a little melodramatic but it seems to be working.
-Has anyone else noticed that there arne't any children's Christmas/Holiday type movies coming out this year (excluding Narnia)?
BWAAHAHAHAHA We are victorious in the War Against Christmas!!!!!!!!! Our evil plot has pulled off!!!! MWAHAHAHAAAHAAA!
Ok, sorry... I'm retarded, I know.
-Narnia is going to be awesome. And yes, why shouldn't they market it to Christians? Ummm it's the Lion Witch and the Wardrobe.... and CS Lewis.... derrr.
-I used to hang out with surfers. I went to the beach a lot. I not only grew up in Southern CA but lived like 3 years in VA Beach. So I do not with every fiber of my being understand why there is a surf shop in Atlanta GA. I mean, there are boards for sale and everything. Does that sound retarded to anyone else?
-On a similar note, boardshorts are sexy and you know it.
-I love lamp....
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
It's early and I'm hungry
The song Chocolate by Snow Patrol always makes me want to skip around the house. Not in your normal skip- the retarded, fast, knees up all high, arms movin' skip.Ok, anyway...
-I ::heart:: Dr. Phil. I don't think that's any surprise.
I wanto to read all his books (ok, I'm souding like one of those people who will read anything Oprah puts in front of them).
But I really do like Dr. Phil and I wish he were my therapist.
-I love love LOVE the new Shakira song. But I've loved her music for a long ass time now. Ever since the Donde Estan Los Ladrones? album.
Ok, I'm starving. I'm gonna go make breakfast and get all fat.
Do I think all food = fat on me? Sometimes, yes
Update
If Crazy-LL thought I was a bad Military wife before she's gonna LOVE this one.
Hillary Clinton wants to pass a law that would make it illegal to burn the American flag.
I'd like to quote my favorite Liberal blogger about that:
"Oh, of course Hillary doesn’t want it to be a constitutional amendment or anything, just a plain old every day law. As if violating Freedom of Speech is OK if it’s just a law. Mrs. Clinton equates burning a flag to burning a cross. Well they have fire in common, but the intent of the flag burner is normally political protest not racial intimidation and harassment.
What the hell are these politicians wasting their time for on this issue anyhow? How many flags have you ever seen burned in your life? Is this country rife with rogue flag burners, running around the country lighting up the Stars and Stripes? I’ve seen it on TV a few times, and you know what - America still stands tall. Instead of pandering for the “Guns, Guts, and Old Glory” vote maybe they should be tackling some of the real issues facing this country. Like steroids in sports. Wait I mean....
I don’t think people burning the flag are very smart. It isn’t likely to make your case any stronger. If I saw someone do it, I’d be tempted to grab the flag and shove the pole up their *#$ - but when you start chipping away at the freedom’s the flag represents in order to “protect” it, you left with nothing but cloth.
Senator Clinton should have remembered that."
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños, Y no los confundas con montañas....
I like GA in a lot of ways. There's so much to love about it.Atlanta is a big, beautiful, city with loads of artsy crap.
But there's a lot that sucks donkey ass about GA.
*Big breath* (watch out, I was already in a complainy sort of mood, lol).
-People here do not understand how them throwing trash out the window of their car- and basically just throwing trash anywhere they want instead of recycling what they can- is bad for the enviroment and that throwing trash whereever they want has it's consequences.
I fucking shit you not- I saw on at least 3 occasions- some stupid mother fucker throw an ass load of trash out of their moving vehicle.
I haven't seen such a blatent disregard for the enviroment quite a while.
It's disgusting, selfish, and really damn annoying.
We're no longer as stupid as we were in the 70s and earlier!
Come on people!
There is more to this planet than just where *you* are and what's happening in that 2 seconds. Geeeeez!
-the food here is nasty ass gross crap. Ok, sorry, not all the food.
But if you ever wanted to have a triple heart attack, have your veins, and all the rest of your body flowing with grease and fat then come eat here.
For the record a vat of oil is NOT NOT NOT seasoning. Ok?
Chicken might taste better fried to you- but not everything under the fucking sun tastes better fried.
Personally I want to taste FOOD and not take a bite of soemthing and have a mouthful of bland grease.
The food here may be bland, but at least it's fried in enough grease to give a small Army heart attacks!
Ugh, thank god I know how to cook....
-BUT! DragonCon is here in Atlanta!!!!!!!!!! We are so going next year! I'm so excited. I've never been to anything like this before. Teehee.
Hell yes I'm proud to be a dork and will flaunt it any chance I get! :)
Update
I totally forgot it was Tuesday!!!
Here's this week's
:1. How often do you skip work? What is the last excuse you used?
-Well, considering I'm a house-wife I don't get to skip work. Ever. Unless I'm too sick to do anything.
2. Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
-I used to have my ears peirced, but they've been closed for I don't know how long.
3. How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
-0! I don't drive! lol
4. Did you get anything for St. Nicholas's Day today?
-Nope.
5. Have you ever dyed your hair a different color? What was your fav?
-Oh please! I've dyed my hair so much I hardly remember what my real hair color is. My hair has been black, blonde, red... it's even had a streak of blue in it. Right now it's brown with blonde and golden highlights and streaks. I think blondish colors look the best on me. I read somewhere once that if you want to streak/highlight your hair then bring the colorist a picture of you at 3 and those colors will look the best on you.
Bonus (as in "optional"): What do you like to do after sex (cuddle, fall asleep, smoke, start over...)?
-Usually cuddle. Um I'm a girl! lol. I like either a lay down cuddle session, or a realy long hug followed by kisses and me giggling and being retarded. I don't plan that- it's just what I do lol.
Damn, why do I have to update 3 fucking times a day????
Ok, I wasn't going to update- but then I went to Potter Puffs and saw new icons and I couldn't NOT share!
*giggle*
Monday, December 05, 2005
The results are in!
Before I get to the results of our little game I'd just like to thank all of you for being so sweet and nice and supportive of me this weekend.Usually I don't care what people say about me (quit laughing Katy! hehe). That is *until* they insult my friends, family, our troops, and/or my roll as a Military spouse. I draw the line there.
Oh, and- I don't really think Crazy Library Lady is the same as the LL with a blog. So please do not go to Bloggin' LL's blog and give her crap. I don't want anothe renemy by default! Hehe! :)
Shall we get to the results.
btw, I did not vote in these
1) Best Looking Female Blogger:
Mama Duck
2) Best Looking Male Blogger:
Stephen my hot hot hubby
3) Male Blogger with the Best Body:
Clint and Matt are tied.
4) Female Blogger with the Best Body:
Mama Duck
5) Male Blogger with the Best Smile:
Wide Eyes and Erik are tied.
6) Female Blogger with the Best Smile:
Katy, Mama Duck and Christie are tied.
7) Blogger You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life:
Katy and everyone are tied.
8) Blogger You Have a Crush On:
Me (um, k. But thanks! lol)
9) Blogger Most Likely to be a Millionaire:
EpTiger, Mama Duck, and SuZan were all tied.
10) Blogger Most Likely to be a Serial Killer Someday:
WarCryGirl and Curt were tied. I don't have Curt's blog address, sorry!
11) Blogger Most Likely to Sleep with you Mom or Dad:
Toni I don't have Toni's blog address, either, sorry!
12) Blogger Most Likely to Succeed:
EpTiger, Jack Army, and Cat were all tied.
13) Blogger Most Likely to Get into a Bar Fight:
Me
14) Funniest Blog:
Katy, Steve Jones and Sara were all tied.
15) Best Written Blog:
Poop and Boogies and mine were tied.
16) Best Blog Layout:
Peices of Me and Christie were tied.
17) Blog You Wish Updated More Often:
Mom is Nutz!
18) Biggest Blog Friend Whore:
Katy and Cat are tied
19) Nicest Blogger:
Bayou Babble, and Cat are tied
20) Blogger Most Likely to do Play Girl/Boy:
Mama Duck
Congrats to all who won!
You get your name mentioned on my blog! Hooray for you!
lmao
Friday, December 02, 2005
I'm helping! I'm helping!
A change in the postI wanted to leave up the voting rules and categories but if I added what I'm about to say then this post would've been a bit *too* long, and I like my readers. Hehe.
In reply to The Library Lady's comment (sorry I don't have a link to her blog. I know she has one. I've seen it. But I guess she just "forgot" to leave it in her comment).
First off- no I never delete comments. No matter how wrong or vile they are. Like my husband says "I let them bury themselves while I sit back."
Secondly, obviously you don't know me very well. Well, lol, if you did you woudln't have been so wrong in your comment.
To clear things up for you, let me explain some stuff.
-My husband joined the Army because he felt it was the right thing to do. So he took action. Everyone stands up for what they believe in different ways. He joined the Army.
He's leaving for Iraq next October. He knew he'd have to eventually. I mean he joined the Army and we're in wartime! I knew, and accepted, the possibility when I married him.
When we were dating I knew he was a meat-eating, beer-drinking Republican who might one day go off to war, and he knew I was vegetarian, liberal, pacifist against all violence. But we aren't 2 stubborn as fuck individuals. We fully support one another in all we do.
Like Dr. Phil says- marriage isn't 50/50 it's 100/100. He brings me out to my fullest self. And I try damn hard to do the same for him.
I have been called every name in the book at one point or another, and I've been hit below the belt (literally and mentally). But no one has even hit, and twisted below the belt so viciously.
I don't really need to prove to anyone that I fully support not only my husband but the rest of the Military.
I know I do- whole heartedly.
Oh, and if you think I'm in this for the money.... lmao!!! My husband is an E4! If I were married to him for his money.... don't you think we'd have nicer stuff, and I sure as hell would've bought my own domain name by now. Oooh our BAH is so high- we live in a mansion. Why yes, those photos are from the west-wing of our summer home.
And I'm sorry you don't like the layout or colors of my blog. But I do. It's strange how you're the only one to have trouble reading it.
Oh yeah, and... I'm not one of those people who want our soldiers to die because it'll make Bush look bad. So please don't lump me in with those people.
I"m not bitter towards the fact that my husband is in the Army. What on Earth made you think that?
Is it because in earlier posts I said that I would be sad to see him go and that I'm scared for him to go?
I'm sorry if I'm not some shrivvled up old hag, kicking my husband out the door saying "see ya sucka! Have fun in the land of sand!"
You know maybe if you opened your eyes and saw outside of your narrow, comforted path you'd see there's no way in hell I could ever not support hubby and troops.
And I'm so sorry you think that becuase I don't kiss the ass of our current President means that I don't support our troops.
I thought this was America and that means I get to dislike whoever bumbling fool is in the White House. But if that means I'm a bad Military Spouse- then so be it. I guess I am.
I happen to like Army life. Sure there are things I don't like.
Like how maintenance always treats me like I'm 12 whenever they come to fix stuff, or how much I miss my husband when he's deployed, etc.
You are more than welcome back to this blog, but I would suggest getting some information before you comment.
And the background is red. Not orange. Perhaps you need to fix the coloring on your computer.
side note- sorry to all my loyals readers for this. It's over and done
Quick update
I was at Attention Whore's blog and she stole a brilliant idea that I shall now steal from her.
It's time to put my blog friends up against each other in competition!
Basically you name the person you think best fits that question.
Here are the rules...
1.)You can vote for yourself. So the voting will be annonymous email me your votes (the email is on the side bar, but in case you can't see it my email is chlnature@hotmail.com).
2.)I'd rather people didn't vote more than once but since I'm taking anon. votes I'm leaving you evil doers to the honor system.
3.)You can vote for anyone you know on blogger. It isn't exclusive to just the people on my list or just the people who comment here. Just remember to give their blog address.
4.) Feel free to invite other people to vote as well.
5.) Any disrespectful comments will be deleted and I will cuss you out and make you wet yourself, and not in the good way.
6.) You can vote for the same person in different categories.
7.) Voting ends Sunday night and I'll tally it up and post the results Monday.
Happy voting!
1.) Best looking blogger, Female-
2.) Best looking blogger, Male-
3.) Blogger with the best body, Male-
4.) Blogger with the best body, Female-
5.) Blogger with the best smile, Male-
6.) Blogger with the best smile, Female-
7.) Blogger you'd like to meet in real life-
8.) Blogger you have a crush on-
9.) Blogger most likely to be a millionaire-
10.) Blogger most likely to be a serial killer someday-
11.) Blogger most likely to sleep with your mom/dad-
12.) Blogger most likely to succeed-
13.) Blogger most likely to get into a bar fight-
14.) Funniest blog-
15.) Best written blog-
16.) Best blog layout-
17.) Blog you wish was updated more often-
18.) Biggest blog friend whore-
19.) Nicest Blogger-
20.) Blogger most likely to do Play Boy/Girl-
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Christmas
Why do people keep saying there's a war on Christmas? Sure some people may be waging a war on CHRISTmas, but in general there is no war. There is a war, however, on helping people realize that there's more than one religion in America.It's not that we don't like Christmas (who doesn't like Christmas? It's thrown at you every day for 2 months. I mean who doesn't hear Christmas songs all the damn time)- it's just that there is more to this country than to make money off of one religious leader.
Well- then again we *are* a capitalist society rolling eyes.
I don't believe Jesus is God (oh yeah, there's a big surprise everyone). But I celebrate Christmas. I don't celebrate CHRISTmas (which is really what it's supposed to be- for all you "Christians" out there knocking people over for a god deal).
I celebrate on the 25th simply because I love my friends and family and want to give them presents. :)
I show them I love them all year round- But on Christmas... well that's when I show it the most.
Please, celebrate Christmas. If you want. Whether you're a Christian or not. As Christmas has now become, too, a celebration of humantiy.
But don't shove it down our throats. And don't assume we're waging a war on Christmas because we hate everything to do with Christianity.
That simply isn't true.
Just like some people will think you can't be black in this country- some will think you can't be Christian.
That statement (that you can't be Christian in this day and age) is old, and tired, and only the extreme think that.
But if that statement is all you have to hold on to... then by all means, please keep doing so.
Update
Ok, I just found these. Are they not PERFECT for me and this blog??????
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To see the rest of the bumper stickers and the site go Here
Second Update
Pictures of our new place, just for you Jenn:
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