Monday, October 31, 2005
I'm not gonna have time to blog in a while
so I thought I'd leave you guys with a meme. You know you can't live with out me doing a meme.lmao
Three ways that I am stereotypically female
1. sparkly pretty cute things.
2. I put my family first
3. I cry. A lot
Three ways that I am stereotypically male
1. I curse like a fucking sailor
2. The Home Depot is one of my favorite stores and I love to use tools
3. I think chicks are hot - (This answer stolen from Dirty Flower Girl).
Three names I go by
1. Chris
2. Honey
3. whore (another pet name from hubby, lol)
Three parts of my heritage
1. Italian
2. Mexican
3. Cherokee
Three physical things I like about myself
1. My ass
2. My long ass Italian nose
3. My long fingers
Three physical things I don’t like about myself
1. I want to be taller.
2. I love my boobies, but yeah I wish I were about a 1/2 a size bigger.
3. adult acne. All I need to say
Three things that scare me
1. large bodies of water
2. the unknown
3. being vulnerable
Three of my everyday essentials
1. a kiss from hubby
2. computer time
3. music
Three LIES
1. I've thought about cheating
2. I was a virgin when I met my husband
3. men who wax their bodies are sexy
Three TRUTHS
1. sometime I wish I had straight hair
2. I'm really smart but really damn ditzy
3. the color yellow makes me sick
Three things I want in a relationship
1. comittment
2. honesty
3. laughter
Three physical things about men that appeal to me
1. Smile
2. well toned arms
3. an interesting nose
Three of my favorite hobbies
1. video games hehe
2. coming up with Harry Potter theories
3. learning new and intersting things
Three things I want to do really badly now
1. be home
2. know how to knit. It's frustrating to learn.
3. slap these parents on dr. phil
Three careers I’ve considered
1. actor
2. ballet dancer (just because I took lessons does not mean I have any talents, lol)
3. anything with a briefcase. lol
Three places I want to go on vacation
1. Italy
2. Morrocco
3. Russia
Three things I want to do before I die
1. Learn multiple languages
2. Travel
3. have kids (no more invisible sperm! hehe)
Three celebrity crushes
1. Rob Thomas- derrrr
2. Frodo
3. Daniel Radcliff (HP)
Three suckers who got tagged:
Katy
Amy
Jenna
and Jennifer as a bonus lol
Update
Ok, I'll be the first to admit it. I'm mean.
My sisters and I have been known to sit with drinks outside and make fun of people that walk past (not loudly, geez I'm not that mean). We just don't see how some people can buy and wear certain clothes and think they look good.
So now I don't have to go out.
I saw the following site via Katy's blog and couldn't resist the temptation.
Before I give you the link let me just say that no I do not think I am *that* cute or whatever.
So without further ado, ladies and gentlmen I give you
Ugly People dot com
Happy Halloween!!
Today is my favorite holiday and I'm stuck in a hotel room with no costume (no reason). We're leaving tomorrow for KC to visit Stephen's family (and our friends) en route to Atlanta.However, finally, City of Villains is out. So I'm gonna spend my Halloween playing someone in a costume kicking the ass of some goody-two-shoe super heroes. Hehe.
Oh and I have some laundry to do before we leave.
You're jealous of our exciting lives aren't you? Hehe.
Yesterday I stopped into Victoria Secret to get some pajamas (so cute- pink and polka dotted) and slippers cause I forgot to pack pjs and it's not like I can be running around in what I normally wear to bed at our parents' house.
I wish I were a billionaire- I would so buy one of everything in VS. Well except for a couple of annoying and uncomfortable things (ie the thong).
There's this new bra that's too too cute. And it's a demi bra (the cups over-floweth bra, lol).
Ok, shutting up.
Off now to throw laundry in the hotel machine
Update
I have the best husband. No seriously I do.
Not just because of the way he treats me while he's with me but the way he acts and treats me when he's away from me.
When we thought he would have to go to Korea for a year I heard from a wife of a guy hubby works with that hubby looked so depressed because he had to live away from me for a year. People in hubby's old office have told me things like "yeah, he'd do anything for you and then some..."
It feels good to know hubby is as comitted and loving to me away from me as he is near me.
But then again, how could I expect anything less. How could he give any less. I suppose then if he gave less and I expected less we wouldn't be as happy as we are.
Sigh- I'm such a girl
Saturday, October 29, 2005
TV sucks ass early in the morning
Especially when you're in a hotel room and have limited channels. All that's on are morning news shows- like the Early Show. I can't stand morning shows. I think they should all go off the air because they're that annoying.Ok, no more of that. Getting to what I was actually going to talk about today.
I know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. And I know several friends (and friends of friends, and aquintances, etc) who've either had breast cancer or who've known someone with/died from/etc breast cancer.
With that said - it's pretty annoying for people with other, just as life-threatening diseases who don't have AIDs or cancer to see everyone put their time and money behind the charities that give to those 2 diseases.
My best friend has had SLE (the form of lupus that attacks to the central nervous system) since she was around 12. And doctors are pretty good and treating the effects of lupus but to be honest- there's like only a handful of lupus awareness charities that raise money for lupus research.
My best friend has done chemo, I believe, 3 times now. Takes literally 3 million meds a day (hehe) and he effects of her lupus has gotten so bad she can't walk long distances and has to use a wheel chair.
All I'm asking is that while everyone is all hyped up to give money to a charity to help people with disease you take a look here and maybe give a portion of your time and money to a lupus foundation. We need help too.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
What's with all the cheating lately??Recently hubby and both have had dreams where we were having sex with different people.
What the hell? LoL!
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
witchy woman
I hate Ann Coulter.Ok, maybe hate is too strong a word. But seeing as how I say I hate the color yellow maybe it's not too strong a word.
So, I hate Ann Coulter.
She's rude, close-minded and simply put a bitch. With a dried out raggity pussy. Ok, so that was immature of me to say- but admit it- you think she's got Death Valley in her vagina too.
I don't go around say Republicans this or Righties that (I always talk about a specific person, and a small group). So she thinks she doesn't need to be decent to people? She runs around spitting out ridiculous assumptions because she can't sit still and be comfortable because she's got spikes up her ass and vagina. And the sad part? Is that people listen to her and start forming the same hate-filled ideas.
to be honest I'm scared of the fucks who take that woman seriously and think "hey, yeah, she's right...."
These are probably the same people who think that just because they believe in Christ/Christianity that it should be made public and in our every day lives. The extreme.
The people that should have absolutely no real decision making in this country. The country that is a melting-pot and not one set type of people.
We are a democratic nation- where people can have their say, and then some.
The day they put prayer back in public school is the day I home-school my kids.
Ok, I don't really know I got from Ann Coulter to prayer in school. My thought process is sometimes strange. Hehe.
And yeah, I know that they probably won't put prayer back in public schools (thank god we woke up and came to our senses)- I'm just saying. Maybe I'm too, I dunno, American to let someone tell me and my family what to do and believe and try and influence us.
Fuck no
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
licky licky
Ahhh I love hotels.Well the packers came today and boxed everything up. Tomorrow they're moving it out in the van. Ooooh!
Omg- best damn packers ever! I've always just moved myself except for one time and that one time was awful. They broke all the dishes- bla bla bla. But this time- they were professional, and they were perfect.
I want to carry them around for whenever we move. Hehe.
Still have a lot of outprocessing to do- so we're not actually out of here until Novembe 1st.
Anyhoo it's Tuesday! Time for Too Much Info Tuesdays!
Enjoy:
1. Have you ever cheated in school?
-Um, well this would be a DU-UHHH! Ok, let me go into more detail. I am a total goody-two-shoes. The type where if I weren't wearing a seatbelt and a cop asked if I was wearing one I'd tell the truth. Sickening I know. So usually in school I never cheated (I got those Ds on my own!) until my senior year. Then I didn't give a fuck and blatantly cheated.
2. Have you ever skinny dipped?
-Hm, surprisingly no. I've taken baths and showers with hubby, does that count?
3. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
-Well that depends on the situation. When it comes to anything where I might die (like bungee jumping, sky diving, or going in an elevator) then I'd say I'm a 3 (maybe a four). When it comes to the bedroom- maybe a 7 (possibly an 8). When it comes to like asking people for stuff and having to be mean to like a bad waiter or something totally like a 2 (sometimes a 3).
4. Do you know what a "Phony Pickle" is? What about "snowblowing?" How up to date are you with your sex terms?
-Sigh... Ok. When it comes to terminology I am a moron. Now I've probably done them- just have no fucking clue what the terminology is. The extent of my sexual lingo is that I know what rainbow kissing is (never did it).
5. How often do you fantasize?
-About non-sex stuff... a bit. About sex stuff. Well more than a bit. Not as much as a guy... but see sex fantasizing isn't just about sex itself. Sometimes a passed experience will pop into my head and well... whatever. ok, so shutting up.
Oh and I must admit that usually when a mbt/rob thomas song comes on I have this um thought that always pop in my head of me licking his cheek. That's it- no I swear. Seriously shutting up now
Bonus! Take the 5 question quiz and report your results
You scored 75.
Not only do you have fantasize, you like to share it with others and use it to enhance your sex life. If your day job fails you could do some freelance erotic writing.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
ou scored higher than 83% on Imagination Link: The What do you Fantasize about Test written by volpare on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Monday, October 24, 2005
man I rule!
Ok, not only did I learn how to make backgrounds and wallpapers on photoshop, I learned how to make banners (sort of)- AND fixed the huge problem with my blog last night. I had accidently deleted a code and well, the top part of of my blog was cut off. I was irritated at not being able to find it I was in shaking tears. But it's all fixed now. See? TaDAAAA!Anyhoo- We've got pre-inspection today. I need to get my ass up and clean the house.
hehe
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Woopeee
I was tagged! Enjoy:7 things I want to do before I die:
1. Have kids for real. No more of this phantom baby makin' sperm! Hehehe
2. Go to Italy
3. Take kids to CA/Disneyland
4. eat as much chocolate as I can. Yum
5. Learn to make a cake that doesn't fall apart
6. tell hubby I love him a few billion more times, hehe
7. See a step foward in feminism
7 things I cannot do:
1. Avoid becoming passionate and seemingly upset when talking about politics/feminism/vegetarianism
2. cheat on hubby
3. not trust hubby
4. eat meat
5. leave the house dirty for too long
6. bake perfectly
7. have a conversation in Italian.
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. intelligence. Not a false sense though. Those guys who set themselves up in coffee shops with a book on philosophy.. the one who think they know it all cause they read one book. I'm talking real intelligence.
2. a sense of humor.
3. compassion towards others.
4. a strong sense of duty to his family (not so much that it over takes him and he kills himself because he lost his job or something. I watch too much TV lol)
5. a genuine smile
6. passion
7. hubby's ass.
7 things that I say most often:
1. low on mana! oom! totally out of mana!
2. what's the plan?
3. where are my keys?
4. love you (too)
5. ohhh sam! ohhh hermione!
6. k, I need to go make dinner
7. I can't find this damn.... whatever it is
7 celebrity crushes:
1. Rob Thomas. Um, duh. I just wanna lick his cheek. mmmm lmao
2. Pippin. Well the guy who plays Pippin
3. Frodo. Elijah Wood?
4. Giada De Laurentiis
5. That guy that was in Save the Last Dance and Finding Forester
6. the lead singer of Switchfoot
7. Josh Groban
7 people I want to do this:
1. Celebrating Women
2. Dr. Laura's Worst Nightmare
3. Pie Hole
4. Red Headed 8itch
5. Not So Sweet Caroline
6. Say That Again!
7. Cilla
Friday, October 21, 2005
"Don't you wish your girlfriend were hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend were a freak like me?..."
It's Friday! Time for SPF! This week's theme is a "before and after..."I'd taken new pictures today and then looked at them online. I know I don't have wrinkles yet but somehow they snuck into the pictures. Um, sooo not putting those up. So I found some I have on my computer already. Enjoy!
Big dorky girls before make-up, hair, and the magic sexiness wand:
Big dorky girls after the make-up, hair, and the magic sexiness wand:
Sorry this was so late. I'm off now to go finish watching Lost!
Update
I'm somewhat slow (no really? Me? Slow!?) I forgot to say who's who in the pictures:
1st- Kathleen, Anne. Beating the crap out of each other
2nd- Roxi, Kathleen, Diana, Anne.
3rd- Roxi, Kathleen, mom, Diana, Anne. Some one explain to me why people who wear glasses take them off for photos? Um, we all know you where them....
4th- starting at top, Barry, Diana, me, Roxi, Kathleen
5th- Kathleen, Roxi, me, Diana. Yes I'm in there. I'm just better at hiding in the jungle. Heh.
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Gee wow neat spiffy!!!!
After everyone and their mother told Stephen and I that the show Lost kicked serious ass, we finally decided to rent the first season. We're only on like episode 5 or 6 but oh my holy monkey's ass! This show is so fucking awesome! We can't stop watching.Now please no one say anything about the show as we're only the 5th episode.
Anyhoo... It's Thursday, but I've decided not to play HNT anymore. I'm just gonna stick with SPF and TMI and WWB. I think that's enough.
I need a new mp3 player. Two buttons on the one I have now are broken. Including the volume down button. Great.
I think I'm just gonna get a real iPod. I'm all for off brand crap- but obviously with this sort of thing I need a name brand peice of crap. lol. Speaking of which, Target makes cute little pink ones. Who cares if it works or not! It's pink!!! hehe
Ok, I want to be serious now. Stop it you guys! I'm being serious! Hehe.
Ok, seriously. For those of you who've ever had an eating disorder you'll understand (I'm talking anorexic or bulemic not the eating for comfort disorder)
When I first met my husband and for quite a while when we were dating I weighed a whopping 90 pounds (at one point I was down to 87). I'm 5"6' so you can imagine how thin I was. Hubby told me recently that when we were first dating he could see the bones in my back.
And though every logical part of me says "ew gross! Really? That's too thin!" every other part of me remembers looking in the mirror and thinking I'm not thin enough and not even fathoming my thighs ever touching- or hell even weighing more than 110.
Well that's all changed. I now weigh a record 120.
I won't lie- I see that number and my initial reaction is to freak out and not eat lunch. I look in the mirror and I'm like "shit! You can't see my ribs!!!"
I feel so sorry for the girls (and guys) who don't have the support system I do.
If I'm ever feeling selfish (yes I realize that this is selfish) I think of my best friend, Mary.
I mean she's got lupus for fuck sake. She doesn't have the choice of what her body looks like. With all the meds she's on and the lupus itself she doesn't get to be selfish about her looks. She's got more substantial stuff to worry about.
And thank god for hubby- who makes sure I know that he finds me more attractive now than then.
For those of you who've never had an eating disorder or who've never known someone who's had one.... for me (and for most cases) it never starts off as an "I'm fat" thing. Oh no. It's about control mostly. For me in particular it was an attempt at suicide. Surprised? It later turned into a "fat" thing. Unfortunately now my body has gotten so used to not eating that I can't sit down and eat a whole meal in one sitting. I become full so quickly. So I eat constantly through out the day (well I try).
I'll never fully be over this. I don't think. And yeah it's an everyday struggle to not look in the mirror and worry about the fact that I can't see bone.
I just feel sorry for all those others who don't have someone every day to tell them "you're not fat. You look good." and then act on that sentance *wink wink* hehe.
Now, I really should take my shower and start cleaning the house.
No seriously I should.
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
I am Flabbitha McFatterson
Man I sersiously need to start working out again. Not to lose weight, but I'm not at all flexible anymore and am all flabby. I just want to tone up. I have a ballet workout routine. Yeah I think I'll start doing that again.Stephen and I are in the middle of doing all the crap we have to do to get out of this place.
He's out right now turning in all his Army gear. Why, when they're gonna issue him the same stuff at the next place, does he have to turn it in here? Why can't we just take it from place to place and turn it all in at the very end?
So, in any case from about November 1st to like November 11th I won't be posting. But that's a while away. Just giving a heads up for all you person who reads my blog. Hehe.
Ok, no I'm serious now. Why when you go into outerspace is it dark? The sun is not in our atmosphere. So why is it light here on Earth but not in space? I'll give a lollipop to whoever can answer that for me. A cherry lollipop, mmm. Hehe.
Ok, it's Wednesday time for Wednesday's Random Blogs! Enjoy:
1) Left Lane News:
-boring! All about cars. Ok, so if you were wanting to buy a car... umm still really isn't the place to go. A whole blog about cars? Why is it a blog? Who's going to comment? Why can't it just be a regular site? Pfft.
2) Just to the Left:
-Another boring blog template, but let's read on. It's mainly a political blog commenting on different news stories. Yeah like that's uncommon
3) Ryan's Ramblin':
-Well the layout is a little busy, but I like it.
Ummmm yeah. Sorry guys I got nothing. lol
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Licky Licky
Hola my little chica-dees!It's Tuesday! Time for Too Much Info Tuesdays!!
1. Have you ever hit anyone?
-Yes. Oh yes.
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
-Ok, here's the deal. ahem Size does NOT matter when the man is bigger than normal. Because it's what you do with it that counts. However if the man is, well, really fucking small then size DOES matter. I'm sorry. I just don't see how a man with a 2 inch penis can give any sort of satisfaction. He'd better have good tongue muscles (lmao. What? I'm serious. hehe).
But if we were talking about muscles bigger is *definately* not better! EWWWW
3. Ever stood anyone up for a date (as in "not shown up")?
Almost. This guy was a liar. Not a vicious liar. But like he asked me out and I said, um sure and then a week later he asked me out again like he'd forgotten he asked me out. So I, of course, thought well he just wants some ass. Turns out I was right. We went to go watch a movie at his house (yeah, I am stupid lol) and he started trying to turn lights off and light candles. And THEN wanted me to sit on his lap. Um no. When he realized he wasn't getting any he drove me home (scowling the whole time). I said good night, got out of the car and had barely shut the door when he raced off. He nearly ran me over!
Ladies trust your intuition.
4. Seen/heard anything really funny lately?
-South Park. The episode where BeBe grows her boobies and all the boys are acting like apes. So fucking funny.
5. Do you read magazine articles to learn mpre about what your partner might "want in bed" or "special moves to wow them" etc etc... :)
-Well, I used to. But then it became obvious that not all men are the same. So I learned to ask my husband what he liked and try new things to see if he liked them ot not.
Bonus! How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here...)
-The first time I had intercourse I was around 17 (nearly 18). But my first sexual experience with another person- I was 8. Yes 8. Yes it was with someone else. No we were not "playing doctor." There was kissing, rubbing bodies, etc.
Ooohooo that was exciting. lol
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Yes yes I do hate you all
Ok just kidding. I just like complaining about any and every thing. But some things really do get under my skin. So, here now, is a post of me complaining about certain things.Yesterday was that march in Washington DC where all those black-Americans were marching because of how they were wronged during hurricane Katrina.
Let me take a deep breath. This will be hard to not lose my temper.
First off, dumbass, the government cannot make natural disasters. They don't have a giant weather machine underground where at the touch of a button they can bring a hurricane to anywhere. To say the hurricane itself was a product of the government and to blame them is as fucking stupid as people blaming God for every stupid thing that happens. People need to stop pointing fingers. Everyone does it.
Secondly, I grew up being taught about Martin Luther King Jr and all his greatness- and some people speaking yesterday at the march were using his words for their pathetic cause. Just because you are a black-American does not mean you can use King's words for every goddamn cause a black person has. If King were alive today he'd think you were a moron. He's probably rolling over in his grave right now because people like you have taken a small portion of his words and ideas and twisted them so fucking much only to benefit you. You're pathetic.
Now on a side note about hurricane Katrina. Yes you were told to evacuate and yes I understand that some people don't have cars and there should have been buses and whatnot to help you out. And I know that the mayor and his people were slow and stupid and didn't provide the people of New Orleans with transportation out. I'm sorry your mayor is such a dick-head. I'm sorry so many lost their lives. I'm sorry that people made you think you had to leave family members behind (pets are not inanimate objects people. It's about time we realized that).
Ok let's move on.
I don't like Bush. I never have, and I never will. And as dumb as he is how dumb are you in comparison to blame him for something like a hurricane? Goddamnit quit giving smart and intelligent Bush-haters like me a bad name! In fact just stop talking. Just stand there. Let us do the talking ok?
teehee, righties wish they could say that to Bush... hehehe. J/K- or am I? bwahahahaha
A side note- just for the record.
Not all vegan/vegetarians support PETA. Please don't mesh us all into the same group.
ooh fun
I stole this meme from Jen:First you go to Google Image Search and look up the following categories. Post the first picture that comes up for each question. Have at it!
side note- Jen said appropraite picture, but this isn't that sort of blog, bwahahaha.
The name of the town where you grew up:
I grew up in Highland CA
The name of the town where you live now:
Fort Carson
-Your name:
oh yes all we Christies look soo much alike, lmao
Your Grandmother's name (pick one):
Josephine
-Your favorite food:
mmm chocolate
Your favorite drink:
I put Coke andthat's what I got, lol
Your favorite song:
"Push" by mbt
Your favorite smell:
mmm coffee smell gooood
Friday, October 14, 2005
Happy SPF
This week's SPF theme is you "acting like a jerk ass."And since this is totally open to interpretation here's my first entry:
plus 
equalsjerk ass!
I'm funny and you know it. lmao.
Ok the story behind my contribution (below) for this week's SPF:
Hubby and I recently had a giant blow-out. And it all started because I leave candy wrappers on the floor instead of immedietly putting them in the garbage can.
So here's me being a total jerk-ass about that-
Thursday, October 13, 2005
A question....
How come when astronauts leave the atmosphere it gets dark? How come it's dark in outer space?I mean the sun isn't inside our atmosphere....
So why is it dark in outerspace.
And for the record- no I don't think all men want a stupid woman. I was just wondering. It only seemed strange to me since there are all these shows that have gorgeous women acting stupid.
I mean, even Jessica Simpson said the producers wanted her to "dumb it up" for the Newlyweds Show. Whether or not that's true I have no idea. but why make all these shows with dumb gorgeous women unless by some means men (and women) want to see gorgeous women who are dumb?
All I'm saying is that maybe we should think about it.
No need to be mean to me *cry* (yeah right lmao).
*snore*
I'm tired.Why do I insist on staying up and reading 'til the late hours when I have to get up early the next morning?
Anyhoo... it's Half Nekkid Thursday. Warcry Girl's theme for this week is colorful boobies. And since I don't take pictures of my own boobies for strangers (or even friends lmao) I'm not playing this week. But if you want to see pictures the others took, or you want to participate then please go to Warcry Girl's site (by clicking the link above).
Things I'd like rant and rave about today but won't because I just don't feel like it:
1) Kanye West thinking he's gonna win the most awards for one album.
2) Oprah's show yesterday.
3) Some dumbass who's been commenting on hubby's blog giving decent vegetarians/animal rights activists, like me, a bad name.
4) Transvestite porn
5) "The porn movie for all you guys who've wanted to tell your girl 'swallow it bitch'." fuckers
Maybe if people leave a comment about which one they want to know more about I will be happy to start ranting about it.
comment whore lmao
**UPDATE**
Boy, we start them off young here.
I'm watching my 3 year old neice, Grace, all day today. So I took her to Katy's house to play with the twins and to talk to Katy. Well usually Katy leaves her and Clint's door locked so the kids don't get into any adult stuff. Obviously she must have forgotten because we go upstairs and all 4 children (Grace, Steven, Emily and Ethan) have lube all in their hair and clothes and... well everywhere.
I felt sooo bad for Katy since she and Clint *just* bought the bottle of K-Y. And there it was, the entire bottle, all over the kids and the floor.
So I rushed Grace out of there asap- before those kids had double spankings. lmao!
I took her home, threw her in the bath, told her "you do not go in Ms. Katy's room!!" and put her down for her nap.
Sigh.
Anyhoo- I'm watching that little video clip of Kate Moss snorting.
What? A model doing drugs? I know that's such a crazy thing to hear, but it's true!
Watch it here
I think that's the right link.
In other news. Ok, I have to ask.
Do men really want women to be stupid?
Ok ok ok, so you're immediate answer in no. Of course it is.
So then why on Earth are so many shows that portray busty and cute women being total dumbasses?
The Man Show- women jump on the trampoline like "wee! This is fun! *giggle*"
On my beloved Brainiac Show- before they showed the girls blowing up their office they showed them looking for the tools to do so. "Oh I love finding stuff? Now where is it? Golly! I just don't know!"
Which makes me think that in this day and age- yeah even now- men still want their women to be:
hot
quiet
give them sex when and wherever the man wants.
And it doesn't help that women take these ridiculous roles. Oh yeah, and then complain that the stereotype of a gorgeous woman is that she's stupid.
Well there are plenty of jobs out there lady! The fact you took the job makes you a big fat fucking DUMBASS.
Eh who'm I kidding? We all know smart chicks are ugly chicks.
Ohhh if only I could find a man. Wait....
Well now that I have one it's time to start the transformation into dull and brunette with no boobs to a blonde with some.
Gonna call the plastic surgeon now! And then it's off to the hair salon for some bleaching!
Goddamnit if I don't look like Pam Anderson when this is all over *cry* my husband will leave me.
Note- yes, was being totally sarcastic there. No I was not calling blondes dumb- I was mainly teasing my husband because he likes blondes. Just giving him a wink and a hahaha
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Well I have good news and bad news.I'll start with the good news.
They had a 2 for 1 sale of board games at Toys 'R' Us so we bought a game that I can't remember the name of and Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit (DVD edition).
We played LOTR Trivial Pursuit last night. Stephen totally kicked my ass. Big surprise there. Hehe.
Then we stopped by the mall and bought this Camelot game (yes we buy a lot of games).
And then I ran in Victorias Secret. They need to stop having such cute stuff. I bought a couple of the Ipex bras. Very comfortable. I mean it's just a bra- it doesn't really do anything special. I don't put it on and then suddenly out of nowhere have boobies. But it's soft and comfortable- it really is the lightest bra I've ever had on.
Too much info? Yeah, thought so.
I bought this other bra too- non-Ipex (I guess you got that from "other bra"). Oh lord it was too cute not to buy. Hellooo- it was pink (and black)!
I love Victorias Secret. They had a keychain there of a VS shopping bag that said "shoppaholic"- hell yes I bought it. I need a 2nd dresser just for all my cute girly crap.
Ok, now for the bad news (yes I consider buying the Ipex good news, leave me alone, lmao).
As all of you know hubby is in the Army and we are, in a month, moving to Atlanta GA for our next duty station.
We found out yesterday that even though hubby will still be in the public affairs department, sigh, in October of 06 (so in one year) he will be deploying to Iraq for we don't know for how long (but no less than 6 months).
He'll be doing tiny/short deployments for about a month or so to train to be deployed for so long.
Yes I'm a Military spouse and I knew marrying that big lug that there was going to be a chance that he would deploy. But now that I know it's fact (ok, so I shouldn't say fact since things change in the Army by the second) it's hard to wrap my head around.
I'm still not quite used to the fact.
Even though hubby isn't infantry- meaning he isn't going there to "fight" and such but to be in media- I won't lie, I'm terrified. I'm trying to be logical about the whole thing. He'll be safe. But still will be in a war zone.
Hell yes I'm going to be selfish right now. We've never been apart for more than 3 months at one time.
I'll accept the fact that he's deploying and will be gone for 6 months to a year. But that in no way means that I'll ever like it. And that in no way means that I will ever be content with going to bed with out him next to me.
Sure he'll have his PSP with him (and actually more than likely the lap top) so we'll be able to send each other retardly cutesy message while playing games together or over ICQ- but we won't be able to touch eathother in any way, shape or form for at lest 6 months. I won't be able to smell his stinky-ness every day (hehe).
We'll of course try to have a kid before he leaves. Hopefully our thought of "we need to have a kid before you go" won't make it harder for us. Hopefully the stress won't get to us too much.
It's going to be pretty hard on both of us (me being the only one here to get up for 3 am feedings and such and him not getting to be there for all the 3 am feedings- a blessing or a curse? lmao).
So that's that.
At least we'll be close to family.
update
Just some fun to lighten the mood.
Christie in The Military Campaign |
| Christie (Lisa Kudrow) has a crisis on her hands. The world is on the brink of war, her public image is in tatters, and Stephen, her lowly subordinate (Tom Hanks), is implicated in an international scandal. Katy (Anjelica Huston) has a plan. Much touted is the infamously mind-numbing lobbyist scene near the close of the film. It does cartwheels around its peers. |
Produced by  ianiceboy |
lmao
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
TMI Tuesday
I've found a new game to play for Tuesdays:TMI Tuesdays
1. How long do you carry guilt around with you?
-Well, how old am I? lol. A long time.
2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be?
-Rob Thomas. If he weren't married. Or I'd probably hook up with my old friend Jack. If I'm being honest here.
3. What is that one thing that gets you going the fastest and just makes you melt?
-When hubby comes up behinds me and gives me kisses on my neck and puts his hands on my hips.
4. Do you gossip?
-I love to hear it but I try not to repeat it. Unless it's good. If someone tells me not to say anything though I won't.
5. Do you take reading material with you to the bathroom?
-Don't need to take it. We have a magazine basket in the bathroom.
Bonus! On a scale from 1-10, how loud are you?
8 or 9. I'm pretty freaking loud.
Monday, October 10, 2005
My parents have had an off and on again store selling collectibles. Baseball cards, rare childrens' books, toys, etc.So they have a new store up online. This is just the beginnings of the store. The website will definately improve, etc.
So do me a favor and go check them out here
****Quick Update******
Some please tell me why? Why me????
I was at Chevy Rose's blog and saw a funny picture. On the bottom of the picture was link. So me being the gullible dumbass I am I type in the link thinking "hey more funny pictures for me to see!"
Well unless you consider a site all about how damn sexy it is for men to cum all over women and take pictures funny....
smirk and a snort
I don't see how the funny picture came from that site?
I have a husband I don't need pictures thank you very much.
***Second Update***
I stole this meme from An Ethereal Girl's Adventure in Cyberland.
The rules:
Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Add your blog name in the #5 spot. Link to each other other blogs.
1) It's Morning Somewhere
2) The Gypsy's Caravan
3) The Fat Lady Sings
4) An Ethereal Girl's Adventure in Cyberland
5) I Miei Pensieri
Saturday, October 08, 2005
I ::heart:: my TV
So it's Saturday and like every other dork in town (me being the queen, lmao) I'm watching TV and in front of the lap top.I am so friggin awesome.
I'm watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (ok, so we have the movie and I"m watching it because it's on TV) and watching Maxim's Hot 100 on VH1 (what you thought I hated women?).
Who doesn't like a few boobs and Daniel Radcliff? lmao. Totally robbing the cradle on that one. Hey if guys can have a countdown to Hermione's 18th birthday....
Ok speaking of guys- the one across the street is totally watching porn. And does every night at the same time. On his big screen TV.
Ok, let's move along. girly moment I got out of the shower today and was brushing my teeth and noticed that my thighs touched standing up. Ugh. I guess if I want some boobs I'll need to have some thighs too. God women have it hard!
Hehehe.
I am so bored right now. I wish my sisters were with me. I need some silliness in the only way they know how to bring (ie turning on music and seeing who's got the best booty dance).
Hey! Quick interuption- of myself- Jaime King was Goldie in Sin City??? Wow. Ok, shutting up.
Anyhoo- I totally had straight hair all day yesterday. I gotta admit I like it better. But if I'm gonna go perma-straight I am so getting a different cut. When it's curly it looks good, but when straight I look like I have 80s hair. Not good. Not good at all.
Ok, I suddenly feel really nauseaus.
Sexy ass strippers headed your way!!!
Ok so Stephen and are back from the sex toy party.Good stuff. Little drunk. Ok, not drunk. Little buzzed.
Anyhoo. As promised- some pictures of us sexy ass bitches (don't lie you know you think we're hot).
Pre-warning! Some of these pictures might be a little graphic (but not really). So make sure the kids out out of the room! If you don't want to see- then go away.
That's hubby, me and our neighbor Mike.
That's me showing off the pearl rabbit. The lighting sucks sorry. But that's a pearl rabbit. I am so Vanna White. lol
Katy showing off the DD. We should be on the Price is Right. Hehe
Katy and Dee with the penis shaped shot glass. Teehee
Jolene. Yes those are boobies on her nose. So hot. lol
Jennifer, Katy and- crap! I totally forgot her name. She lives across the street from me. She's awesome. That's her.
*** To go along with the theme of this post. A few names:
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (name of first pet + street you live on): Sugar-Plum Cherbourg
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack): Josephine Chocolate
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Scissors Luigis
4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME: (silliest childhood nickname + first place where you partied): Froogle-Fraggle Beach
5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial + first three letters of your last name): C-Kre
6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal + name of high school): Cheetah Eisenhower
7. YOUR BAR-FLY NAME: (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink): Chipotles Coke
8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name + street where you first lived): Maria Cunningham (or it could be Hasenberg Cunningham).
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name): Milk Duds Thomas
10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] last friend that you commented + cell phone company you use): Stephen Sprint
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name+ last 3 letters of mothers middle name /+/ first 3 letters of your pets name + first 3 letters of the town you live): Krenne Herfor
Friday, October 07, 2005
Finally my SPF
Sorry this took so long.Stephen had the day off today and Katy asked me to watch her
Damn I love those kids.
Anyhoo. Stephen and I went to the mall today. He got a few games and comic books (ok, so I totally typed boobs instead of books the first time, lol), and I got my hair cut (as you will see in the spf). Now, yes my hair is naturally curly but my stylist said she wanted to straighten to see if there were any imperfections- which is why you see me with straight hair in the photos.
Anyhoo the theme for SPF this week is "your oldest peice of clothing you own and the story behind it"
The photo:
side note- please excuse my giant zit. I'm not 13, I swear.
The story:
In case you can't read it, the shirt says, "Matchbox Twenty since 1995."
I got that at my first ever mbt concert. I'd waited a really fucking long time to see them in concert. I've been a fan since 1997 (my favorite band ever they are) but never saw them live until the MS tour in 2001 (4 long years I waited!!!!).
I have older clothes- it's just, well, I threw them out. So I guess I don't have older clothes. lmao.
Anyhoo- tonight is the sex toy party at Katy's WEEE!!! Everyone and their mother is coming (of course we weeded out the annoying bitches- so they're not coming. lmao).
As promised I will take photos of our awesome craziness and post them.
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Finally! Oh how I missed my internet
Heya suckas! (teehee)Our internet was down all friggin day. Oh joy. But thankfully I had a great time here with some firemen. Hehe.
I was taking my shower and not only had my hair full of conditioner but my face full scrub (so fresh and so clean clean) when the carbon monoxide alarm went off. Oh joy.
Now contrary to popular belief I am not stupid. I know that steam can make the alarm go off. Which is why I always leave the bathroom door open when I take a shower- thinking the house is open enough for the air to circulate and no steam to build up by the alarm. And for the most part that works.
Not today. So I rinse the soap out of my eyes really quick and dial 911 thinking something was wrong. So the operator said ok go outside and don't go in until the fire dept. says it's ok. So I grab my robe and take my dripping wet ass outside in this lovely 30 degree weather (Wishing you were me yet?).
So 15 minutes later the firemen come and say "you could've gotten dressed..."
Thanks fellas.
So then housing came to check the battery of the alarms. Oh how I love the men from housing.
Since when does having boobs and vagina mean that you're stupid and that people have to right to speak to you like you're 3? The housing guy was not only speaking slowly to me, but in a baby-ish sort of voice.
So I batted my eyelashes and thanked him for being such a strong and smart man and waved at them as they left.
Ahhh, fun times.
Anyhoooo- stealing from Katy:
A game of 13 Thursday!
1) I can smell colors.
2) I used to be a Conservative (shhhhh!!!!)
3) my sisters and I give each other (mock) lap dances and then critique each other on the other's technique. (What the hell is wrong with us?)
4) I was an actor for 10 years of my life.
5) As if you couldn't tell, I have a sort of boob obsession. With my own boobs, not just boobs in general. It's relaxing to me to just sit there and jiggle them. lmao.
6) I pretend I don't think Jenny McCarthy is fucking awesome because hubby has a crush on her. lmao
7) If you asked me, without warning, which is your left from you right I wouldn't be able to tell you.
8) I love sex toy parties but I've never seen the point, and have never bought a vibrator.
9) I love to buy/wear lingerie even though hubby doesn't really care for it.
10) I think people who have died are in Heaven watching my husband and I have sex
11) I'm scared I'll be in an accident and have to have someone else's blood in me- that would mess up my flow and chi
12) I don't put laundry away.
13) I would *love* to have Laura Bush over for dinner.
Anyhoo- it's Half Nekkid Thursday- this week it's in support of the Boobiethon.
First off, I'll never post photos of my boobies on my blog. I will talk about them non-stop, and I have taken nude photos (for my husband- god I am such a friggen awesome wife, lol).
So, I'm going to steal the picture that Katy had on her blog:
It's a stress ball! Isn't that awesome??? Sorry, I just think that's neat. lol
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
"...when my smiles gets old and faded, wait around I'll smile again...."
Time for Wednesday's Random Blogs:1) Eddie Breen's Piggy Back Art
-the layout isn't anything special. The colors are nice. A little too 8-year-old-girl for me. Another painting/art blog. His (I assume it's a he) paintings are interesting. Nothing you couldn't do in high school.
2) Fish's Revolution.
-Another green blogger layout. Yeah I haven't seen that before.
Let's just say this blog is as boring as it's layout.
3) The Rebelution.
-The design is boring. Again, one we've seen god only knows how many times (since I'm unable to count in my head lmao, jk). The master of this blog has a request for us... "Do hard things. Learn a lesson from the Vikings. Do hard things and you will carry the battle every time...."
Well fuck. If that doesn't inspire you I don't know what the hell will!!!!! Goddamnit Oprah! Here I come!
I'm really not this mean. But those blogs really did suck. *shrug* Sorry.
Anyhoo... Tonight Stephen and I are going to see a touring production of Chicago. Oooooh. My anniversary present in case you were dying to know.
I get to get all dressed up (nothing too fancy) and go see a musical with my hubby? Awesome. Soon I'll get him to come to ballet. Hey a gal can dream can't she? Hehe, whom I kidding? Stephen loves musicals and would go to the opera with me in a heart beat. Soon though he'll love the ballet too. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don't know what to wear though.
Warning! I'm going to be a girl in about 2 seconds and start calling myself fat and etc.
I've been thin all my life (sorry, it's in my genes). I've been anything bigger than a size 6 once in my life. Once. So then I get pregnant and start eating like there's no tomorrow (thinking I'm giving nutrition our kid). And then I was never pregnant. Oh but I've got the ass to show for it. All my clothes are a size 5 (some are even a 3). And what do I fit into now? A size 7. Seven.
I could use this as an excuse to go out and buy a new dress (which I'll probably do anyway), but I'd much rather be able to fit into my old clothes.
Anyhoo- I'm off to go clean the house.
A frumpy ass housewife doing dishes in her fuzzy pink robe. How does my husband keep his hands off me?!
I don't know, but he manages somehow.
lmao
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
What is wrong with me????
I hate (HATE) talking on the phone. If I have to speak verbally- well that's just a chore in itself. But when it comes to my blog I just can't shut the hell up. As you've obviously seen.I can never just leave well enough alone when it comes to my blog. I'm constantly redecorating, posting, rearranging, etc.
Anyhoo- it's Tuesday which mean it's hubby's night out alone. I know we need alone time- but it doesn't mean that I like it. I'll accept it.
I can hear you other wives thinking how lucky I am that hubby and I get to have time apart. But I'm not that type of wife. I'm sorry, I enjoy being with him and miss him when I'm not.
He's eating dinner out tonight. Am I wrong to feel strange about that? Or am I just that clingy and don't realize it?
Tomorrow on Dr. Phil it's all about lazy husbands. My favorite topic!!!! YES!!! lmao- kidding. Kind of. I think I like that subject because I like looking at my life and knowing my husband is better than all those other lazy ass husbands. I think we both know how hard the other one works and appreciate the other. Hubby knows he'd get an ear full of anger if he ever came home and said something like "where's dinner?"
Hubby knows that being a housewife is a tough job- he acknowledges that is a job in the first place. I don't get paid with money, but I know I'm appreciated.
And I have no doubt that when wse have kids there'll be no problem with me going to him and saying "take these monsters! I need 5 minutes!!!" and he'll say "sure, let me just finish this up" and he'll finish what he's doing and whisk the kids out of the house for 10 minutes.
You're jealous of my husband aren't you? *Flips hair*
lol.
Shutting up- no more from me tonight. I swear. I hope.
I lied.
I had to share this.
This is just a little something to make you mad. Or to make you laugh. Maybe both.
I saw it on this guy's site:
Top twelve reasons homosexual marriage should not be legal:
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
Hooray for migraines!
When I was pregnant (or at least when my body was telling me I was) I didn't have any headaches (except maybe minor ones that went away after like a minute) the entire time. Now that I've completely flushed of every hint of a baby guess who's got a migraine?! Feels like gremlins are in my head going at my eyes with little pick axes.And the best part? I can't take my migraine medicine and lay down until housing leaves. They're always fun. *snort* They'll "fix" the problem and then the problem will come back in 2 or 3 days and they'll have to come back out. Genius huh? I think they like coming here again and again 'cause they think they can talk to me like I'm 3 (and since I'm a wuss, they can).
It's Hispanic Heritage Month. Hooray for me!
Ok, my mom is evil. Hehe. When we were little and we had to clean the kitchen- when we were done we'd go to our mom and tell her we were. Then she'd say "did you sweep?" and we'd say "yes." Of course then she'd say "you didn't sweep well enough, get back in there" without even checking mind you. So then we'd go back in sweep some more and tell her we were done. And then she'd say "well if you picked up more dirt that time you're obviously not done." So we'd go in there and pretend to sweep at least 3 more times (because god forbid you disobeyed your mom). I tell you my mom is evil. lmao. But I cannot wait to play that dirty little trick on my kids. BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Sometime (sometimes??) I just do not understand the minds of conservatives. I mean (and using my dear hubby for an example) how can you say that there is a problem with global warming but think humans play a huge role in that? Like there's a minimal to what we can do about it? Do we really need to drive around the corner? Why can't we walk? Maybe this country wouldn't be so overweight if people would stop using their cars to get from their house to the mail box.
And volcanoes are more cause to global warming than fossil fuels and what not? Um k. Then how do explain that since we've been using fossil fuels and coal and what not the pollution rate has gone up considerately? I mean in huge numbers? The volcanoes are still here right?
Maybe I'm just sick of people who just shrug and say "oh well, nothing we can do."
Talk about frustrating.
Frustrating enough to be a hypocrite and blow up buildings? Um, no. Those people I don't get either.
God my head hurts- housing needs to hurry the fuck up.
side note- hubby does not drive everywhere and certainly doesn't drive to the mail box, lol.
Housing needs to hurry the fuck up! My head fucking hurts soooooo fucking bad
Just a quick update 'cause it's too funny not to share.
go to Google and Google the word "failure."
Ah man that was a good laugh.
In other news- I can't find my migraine medicine. Sigh. Why does God hate me? It's cause I'm not a conservative isn't it???? lmao- I'm just kidding.
Another quick update
I just can't shut up for some reason today.
Ok, what the hell is it with "Hollywood" and marriage? Why is commitment such a bad thing in Hollywood? Stephen and I are in the middle of watching that movie Sideways. It's a pretty good movie thus far but for anyone's who's not only read my blog but has watched that movie you can imagine how irritated I am.
First off I demand a very high amount of respect from my husband (and I think every spouse should) and he gives me a huge amount of respect so I do not understand these movies where men are getting married and just need one "last night of freedom" to sleep with some hot chick.
I don't even think men should have strippers at their bachelor parties so you can bet your ass I think it's fucking stupid that men think they need one last night of freedom to sleep with someone.
First off your last night of freedom was the night before you met your spouse.
If you're committed (I know I spelled that wrong, sorry) to someone... ok, if you're dating someone, in a committed relationship, knowing you're going to get married why the hell would you want to throw that away by sleeping with someone else? Sounds to me like someone isn't truly committed. Before you get engaged or even started talking about marriage you owe it to your future spouse to be like "ok, not ready to marry yet, I'm still just a selfish bastard." Whether you break up with her before you sleep with someone or after you sleep with someone you're just a selfish little fuck and you shouldn't be in a relationship until you grow up.
Unfortunately some people never grow up (*cough* like a certain ex I know... the fucker literally *cough*).
In other news- or rather for some more rambling....
You should never use the phrase "you people," it's rude and well, wrong. Because no one group of people is exactly the same. With that said- for those of us who've grown up, um, shall we say with not a lot of means (an understatement really) do you (as I do) feel a little strange when you later get the opportunity to buy stuff you didn't get a chance to do before? There is a small feeling of "them." I didn't grow up in a place where people sent their kids to private school. That was reserved for people on TV. That was never even an option.
So I'll admit it- I feel strange about being able to buy clothes when I want, eating when I want, having the luxury to have the choice to be a stay-at-home mom/wife.
Not all the time mind you. I love my life- I love the fact that my hubby and I have great credit and that we're financially secure (one less thing to worry about).
It's just a lifestyle I'm not used to.
Stephen's gonna root for our kids (more than likely) to go to private school (because he feels they're better than public is a lot of cases) and I'm going to fight hard to keep our kids in public school and do what we can to help the schools.
But one thing is for certain, we'll both do what's best for our kids and we won't (hopefully) be like "well this is better because that how I was raised." We were both raised well just in different ways. He had food on the table growing up, and sometimes I did too. lol.
Isn't it fun when the two universes collide? lmao.
Monday, October 03, 2005
First off- in responce to Mare's comment(s):Yes, Adam left the band. Rob said mbt will be back in the studio some time next year, minus Adam. Like you can still call it mbt without him, but.... Not too big a fan of 3 Doors Down. I agree, celebrities are too full of themselves.
Anyhoo, moving along. Stephen and I are in the middle of watching Spanglish. Not sure if I like it or not. I do, but then again I don't. I don't know, it's a weird movie.
Why does lake water feel so gross? Or maybe it doesn't and I'm weird.
**On a side note. I'm in the middle of rearranging and updating my blogroll list.
**Second side note. Have you ever had one of those days where for no apparent nor good reason Republicans just irk the hell out of you?
As most of the people who read my blog lean to the Right, I'm gonna think no you haven't had one of those days.
**Quicky 3rd update. The Cranky Liberal has written another lovely post. I love that blog!
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Some memes before bed
I'm a bit bored so I stole some memes from My Life as a Middle Child.Enjoy!
What I was doing 10 years ago (Oct 1995)
Acting. Moving from Rialto to San Bernardino. Dressing in the most god awful baggiest clothes (back then I didn't think I was a girl, lmao).
What I was doing 5 years ago (Oct 2000)
Living in Nashville. Working in a resteraunt where every day men grabbed my ass and offered to leave their wives for me (ri-ight). On my way out to live in VA Beach.
What I was doing 1 year ago (Oct 2004)
Was being a newlywed (you could probably still consider us newlyweds, but a year ago we truly were). Living in a house with crappy ass furniture.
Yesterday
Played War of the Ring all day with hubby. Spray Painted the figures so it's easier to tell the different nations apart. Had my crazy lady appointment.
Today
Played War of the Ring again. Played a bit of World of Warcraft with hubby and Ron. Ate Chinese food. Watched some Mr. Show.
5 songs I know all the words to
1) All songs (even obscure non album songs) by matchbox twenty
2) Head & Shoulder, Knees & Toes
3) Chocolate by Snow Patrol
4) Suerte by Shakira
5) I'm a little tea pot
5 Snacks
1) Chocolate. Ok, so I know chocolate is the answer all females give. But come on. It helps relieve cramps, there are orgasmic qualities, and it's yummy.
2) sweet tarts (the chewy kind)
3) black licorice
4) pickles and chocolate (I honestly eat that)
5) artichoke hearts
5 Things I would do with $1 Million
1) Hubby has rubbed off on me- invest some for the kids' educations
2) the most kick ass kitchen appliances
3) games for hubby
4) new car
5) Travel
5 Places I would run away/like to go
1) home
2) Italy
3) Disney World
4) Mexico
5) Morocco
5 Places I've been
1) Nashville TN
2) LA CA (ok so I've been all over Southern CA as I grew up there, lol)
3) VA Beach VA
4) Henderson KY (I dread admitting that. The most god awful place on the planet)
5) Disney World!
5 Things I would never wear
1) socks with open toed shoes (omfg!)
2) those pants with the ass implants in them
3) A thong
4) a t-shirt declaring a love for Bush
5) anything with shoulder pads
5 Shows I watch on TV
1) Survivor
2) CSI
3) SNL
4) Oprah
5) Dr. Phil
5 Great Joys
1) My husband (most of the time, lol jk)
2) games (board and computer)
3) our cats
4) family
5) my friends
5 Great Toys
1) Digital Camera
2) the computers
3) my Dyson (so it's not exactly a toy... or is it? *wink wink*)
4) my plastic little alien from Toy Story that I've had for god knows how long
5) cell phone
5 Things I am currently reading
1) High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
2) Name All the Animals by Alison Smith
3) a plethora of blogs
4) the Mountaineer (post newpaper hubby writes for).
5) just finished re-reading the 6th Harry Potter book
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List ten songs that you are currently listening to. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're no good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other random people to see what they're listening to.
1) Into the West from the LOTR: ROTK soundtrack by Annie Lennox
2) Chocolate by Snow Patrol
3) A Real Fine Place to Start by Sara Evans
4) California by Phantom Planet
5) Don'cha by The Pussycat Dolls
6) Ever the Same by Rob Thomas
7) Lonely No More by Rob Thomas
8) Bedshaped by Keane
9) Fix You by Coldplay
10) Como La Flor by Selena
Tagging
Katy, Meritt, Landismom, CillaV, and Tara
Off to bed....
There are so many things that annoy me, because well, let's face it, I have no patience for anything. Hehehe.The season premier of SNL was on tonight and the guy from Anchor Man and 40 Year Old Virgin (etc.) was on so of course we had to watch. The downside was that (*snork*) Kanye West was the "musical" performer.
That guy just irks me so much. He's so fucking arrogant and so full of himself it just pisses me off even to look at him.
I'll admit it- I listen to rap. I won't apologize for it. I like it. But I don't listen to crappy rap (ahem, P. Diddy...). I happen to love Dr. Dre, Snoop, Eminem and Ludacris (those are my favorites).
Usually it's pretty common for a rap artist to sample another band's music (or well, to just sample music) and when a rapper goes from one song to another the rap beat usually changes. Different song different beat. Makes sense, right?
Apparently not to Mr. West. During his SNL performance half the performance was one song the other half another. Though the background music (or the sample music) changed his rap beat stayed the exact same.
And this guy is supposed to have changed the face of rap?
No, I don't fucking think so.
Snoop changed rap (cause Snoop fucking rules). Dre did, etc.
Not Kanye. He's a washed up wanna be that isn't.
In other news... have I expressed to everyone how very deeply dissapointed I am that I will not get to see the ever marvelous Rob Thomas *swoon* in concert this year?
Do y ou understand how upsetting that is?
I've seen matchbox twenty in concert every time they come to whatever city I'm in. I've never failed to see them (except for the beginning part of my fandom when I had no money). But for the passed 5 years now I see them whenever they come. I figured now that Rob is going on a solo tour I'd see him. But since we're moving... I can't.
*sob*
WHYYYYY????!!!!!
I know my husband has crushes on certain celebrities- no big deal. We all have them.
Rob Thomas *swoon* is mine.
But anyhoo- now that Adam has left the band it's not like I'll ever be able to see mbt as I know them ever again.
'Tis a sad sad day for me.
*sigh*
Ok, I'm tired. Off to bed for me.
Nighty night suckas!
teehee
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Old people are funny
I was blog surfing and came across thisI could not stop laughing. I think Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne are my favorites.
BWAHAHAHAAAAAA
It's late, you know what that means
Just getting ready for bed, thought I'd pop in and talk crazy talk like I do late at night.It's (soon to be) October- which we all know as breast cancer awareness month (right?). There's this thing to help raise money for research by taking a picture of your boobies.
Not in a "girls gone wild" sort of way. I'm debating whether or not I want to do that.
I mean on the one hand it's not like I've never taken pictures of my boobies before (what? No big deal), and it's for a good cause. There wouldn't be any nipple showing. So why not? We'll see.
Could I possibley talk about boobs more on my blog? Seriously.
I think for a while, just to add variety, I'll start talking about asses non-stop.
Then maybe move on to legs. Throw in a waist or 2. Hehe.
Anyhoo. We're moving soon. The moving guys are coming the 25th to pack up, loading the van up on the 26th, cleaning is coming the 27th, clearing is coming the 28th, and we're in the car leaving Fort Carson on November 1st.
So little time, so much to do.
Sigh.
I can't to get all un-packed into our new place. Sigh.
We'll only be a 6 hour drive from Disney World! SCORE!!!!!
God we are some serious dorks I tell you.
Ok ok ok. I'm tired. And thirsty.
I'm off to bed.
Night suckas!
teehee
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Since everyone else is doing it:
The Rules:
1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same.
"I think Jack and I should go with our plan to bombard the coollist with emails and take over."
Ok, tagging.... sinc everyone's done it. Whoever hasn't- I'm tagging *you*
