Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Retarded Righties and their evil crapSome chick on Fox News this morning was saying in a rather bitter voice "The Democrats haven't gone down there to help out at all..." talking about Katrina.
All I can do is sigh and roll my eyes and say she's pathetic.
Moving along. Stephen set up our wireless connection to our laptop. So now when The Apprentice and CSI start back up again we don't have to fight over who gets to be on the computer while watching our show (he watched The Apprentice while I never miss CSI).
Now all we need is to make our laptop a gaming laptop. That'd be better for me since I hate (HATE) using the mouse while playing a game (makes me dizzy), and I just use the keys.
Other than that- my boobs hurt and I feel like throwing up. Is this whole pregnancy thing over yet?
It's Wednesday- Time for Wednesday's Random Blogs:
1) El Catavinos
-The layout is boring and the font is ginormous. He is from Colorado Springs though.
The blog is all about wine tasting. Not exactly my idea of a good blog.
Let's move on, I've wasted too much time with that one.
2) The Trip 2005
-A blog about finding a cure for Parkinsons Disease. While that's all fine and dandy, not something I'm going to be putting on my blog roll. Moving along!
-It's a pretty design, but there's not a lot of rhyme or reason to it. And the subject matter is boring.
So there you have it.
And now ladies and gentlemen- racism at it's finest!!!
This was borrowed from I Am Dr. Laura's Worst Nightmare:
Look at the two of these photos on Yahoo News - notice anything different between them? According to Yahoo, black people "loot" -- white people "find."
Tuesday, August 30, 2005This book is a must for every mom, hehe:
Oh you know if we have a girl I'm going to make us a matching dress and a matching apron.
pfft! Yeah right! And I greet Stephen naked at the door too!
Let us stop the dreaming. lmao
I noticed the above picture had a link so I thought I'd go and check it out.
If you go there, don't click on free smut (am I that stupid that I didn't register the word "smut?")- it's all just porn.
I don't know about you, but fake boobs with nipples the size of saucers just don't appeal to me.
I just didn't think that the picture above would come from a site that completely dishonors the female body.
I'm sorry I can't help it- I need to go off on a rant.
Why on earth would female want a career in porn? Are they all molested girls who's parents didn't want them? They can't all be.
People say it's people like me who have the low self-esteem (the people like me who think the human body shouldn't be objectified)- but I think it's those girls.
If you need approval from a man *that* badly, that you'd be willing to rip your clothes off and let the world see then you need the therapy.
Women who get off by getting men off have absolutely no self esteem.
*small update* I know I'm one of the few remaining people in this world who feel this way.
I know it's the new thing to be ok with letting women objectify themselves (or it's not new, there's just a new spin on it). Usually I'm pretty pc- let them ruin their own lives. But the objectification of women is a subject I feel strongly about.
I'll back down when women know they're better than to feel they need to rip their clothes off for approval and when men realize that having a real woman by their side is a million times better than drooling over a fake woman. What is the point of hunting? What? I'm serious.
You go out, camoflauge yourself so you "blend in," and then shoot an animal so you can stuff it and display it.
Does that sound completely retarded to anyone else?
I mean you have to be real quiet so the animals don't hear you, so you can sneak up behind it and shoot it. And then for all your "hard work" (all the hard work it takes sitting still and then pulling a trigger) you get to display the dead animal.
Is it just me or is that the most moronic "sport" on this planet?
Can we even consider hunters to be real sportsmen?
Ok, now that I've pissed people off right off the bat (I like to make a great entrance, hehe)- my neighbors across the street are pissing me off.
They are so loud! Everything they do their car stereos are blaring and making our walls and windows shake. And the suck ass thing about is that every time we call the MPs, the second we hang up the phone they turn the music off. Either our neighbors have damn good hearing andcan hear us call the MPs, or they're just psycic. Because an hour later the music is back on.
I can't wait to move- hopefully we'll have unselfish neighbors in Atlanta.
Speaking of Atlanta- I am beyond excited to move to a more liberal section of the map.
Finally- sane people! lmao (I'm only kidding Righties. Sort of, hehe).
Monday, August 29, 2005
Everyone mother wants a deaf childIf you can't have a child that's born deaf- why not just *make* them deaf?!
I was walking up to my porch after going to the commissary and a car pulls into the parking lot across the street.
A couple comes out of the car- and the bass was so loud that you could hear it 30 miles about but feel it 500 miles away.
And then they open the back door (mind you all the window were up) and take out a baby carrier.
I don't mind them volunteerily (I told you I can't spell) ruining their own ear drums- but everyone elses? Quit being an asshole.
News people are retardedI was watching VH1 like I do every morning while making breakfast (actually flipping between regular VH1 and VH1 Country) and that new Backstreet Boys song came on. Ok I'd watched that video like 2 times before I found out it was the BSB. I watched it and I was like "wow, that looks like Kevin..." and it not registering that it was him. Because if you hear their new song and see their new video you'd be shocked it was the BSB too.
And yes I won't deny that I have a few of their albums. lmao- man I'm a dork.
Anyhoo... moving along.
Stephen came downstairs and turned it to Fox News like we do every morning.
Why are newcasters so damned stupid?!
Didn't Dubya say that everyone in New Orleans had to evacuate? And wasn't it declared a state of emergancy? I thought so.
So what genius thought "Oh let's put someone INSIDE the middle of the storm and we'll put it on video!"?
I mean they couldn't thrown 'em in there and showed us the level of the storm- but to stay in there?
I am just sooo annoyed at the stupidity of people.
Ok, update on the
I don't think he/she likes Stephen- lol. Every time he comes over to rub my belly and talk in a sweet, sing-songy voice my stomach churns and I feel nauseaus.
Every day I go to Overheard in New York and read what people have over heard. This has got to be the best one, I laugh every time I read it:
Boy #1: I have to tell you and you have to believe me. Somebody died for you, do you know who that was?
Boy #2: Abraham Lincon?
Anyhoo I found some pretty funny icons that I thought I'd share:
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Well that explains a lotThanks to MuggleNet for some very useful information.
Harry Potter fans you'll enjoy this:
(the last 3 explain a lot. At least to me)
-Prefects can take points, Ron got it wrong in Order of the Phoenix, which makes him a pretty poor prefect, eh?
-Fred and George Weasley were born on April Fool's day (no joke).
-Ginny Weasley's first name is Ginevra and she is the first female Weasley born for "several generations," says JK.
-Arthur Weasley has two brothers.
-Molly Weasley's maiden name is Prewett.
-Crookshanks is half Kneazle.
-The infamous Weasley cousin who was cut from the books was called Mafalda. She was in Slytherin.
-Dean Thomas's father was killed by Death Eaters when he refused to join them. Neither Dean nor his mother know this.
-Dean Thomas was named Gary in the first drafts of the Philosopher's Stone.
-Harry's middle name is "James."
-Hagrid, Lily, and James were in Gryffindor. (Hagrid was NOT in Hufflepuff.)
-Lily Potter's maiden name was Evans.
-There are about a thousand students at Hogwarts. (True, that doesn't seem right, but J.K. said so, and she's the boss.)
-James Potter was a Chaser on the Gryffindor Quidditch team. (They said he was a Chaser in the books, Seeker in the movie.)
-Hermione's birthday is September 19th, Ron's is March 1st.
-James Potter inherited lots of money and didn't need a well-paying profession.
-James Potter inherited the invisibility cloak from his father.
-Witches and wizards have longer life spans than Muggles.
-The Gringotts' goblins return the Muggle money they acquire back into circulation.
-The approximate value of a Galleon is about five pounds ($7.30 or 8.00 Euro), though the exchange rate varies.
-Dumbledore is 150, McGonagall is 70 (and is really an old softy, just doesn't act like it), Snape is 35 or 36.
-Hogwarts' school motto, "Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus," means, "Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
-If placed in front of a mirror, the inscription on the Mirror of Erised ("Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on whosi") reads, "I show not your face but your heart's desire."
-The happiest people do not become ghosts (12) (therefore we can take it that ghosts are people that died while sad, angry, etc. Myrtle was teased, Nearly Headless Nick didn't have his head completely chopped off, the Bloody Baron was...lonely?)
-The Hogwarts teachers do not stay at Hogwarts during the Christmas holidays. Filch, Hagrid, and Dumbledore do.
-A few of the Hogwarts professors have spouses, but that information is restricted for reasons we will find out about later. (5)
-To remove the tail that Hagrid gave Dudley in the hut on the rock, the Dursleys went to a private hospital where the staff was very discreet, and said that a wart had got out of control. (9)
-Aragog is an Acromantula (see "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them"). (6)
-Dragons can't be domesticated, no matter what Hagrid thinks. (6)
-There's more to the cats in the story (Crookshanks, Mrs. Figg's cats, Mrs. Norris, etc.) than meets the eye. (9)
-The animal an Animagus turns into is a reflection on his/her personality. (8)
-For Hagrid, keeping dangerous creatures is all about overcoming something that could kill him. (6)
-Azkaban is in a sea north of the North Sea. A very cold sea. (12)
-You can do unfocused and uncontrolled magic without a wand (like when Harry blows up Aunt Marge), but to do really good spells you need a wand. (5)
-Muggle school is not required for wizard children prior to attending Hogwarts. (9)
-A magical quill detects the birth of every magical child, and records it in a book; Professor McGonagall sends an owl to each child when he or she turns eleven. (14)
**Now, On a side note. I was watching James and Giant Peach the other day (because I like that movie! hehe) and noticed that his name was James Henry Trotter- sounds somewhat similar don't you think? Or am I stretching things a bit?
but hey there's magic in that book too!
Friday, August 26, 2005
finallyOk, I got my mom to start her own blog.
She just started so be nice to her. Leave her some comments (but make sure you tell her that I sent you or else she'll email me asking me how all these strangers know about her blog).
So here's her url:
Remember, she just got started so there won't be much there.
SPFI almost forgot it was Friday!
Hehe, so it's time for Self Portrait friday. This week's theme is "your friends."
This is a picture (from a few years back) of my best friend, Mary.
Let me tell you a bit about her.
Mary and I met at the end of 1997 / beginning of 1998 in a Paul McCartney chat room. Yes yes, we are both recovering MaccaHolics. We weren't friend right away, but after talking for a bit we both felt a closeness. A sister relationship from the start really.
We've spent these passed 7/8 years being completely retarded.
We spend our time bitching about lazy people, quoting Beatle movies, quoting Edward Norton movies, drooling over Edward Norton, lol, etc.
She forced me- yes she used force! I swear she did!- to listen to N Sync. Sigh, must I admit it here that I'm a fan? Must I admit that she took me to my first real concert and that it was N Sync? lmao.
We've had our rough patches, but eh, who hasn't?
To be honest I tend to smother her sometimes.
Mary has an auto-immune disease called Lupus. Her form is SLE.
We've been through years of all sorts of crap together.
SLE, eating disorders, Josh, CLASS, Mike and the "older group," a marriage, male assholes (*cough* Julien *cough* J.L *cough*), etc.
So the picture below is of my little Moo moo.
**btw, I have a picture of both of us, but I can't seem to find it. I think it's in Nashville with a butt load of my other crap.** Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.
Did I get your attention with that one? lmao.
I fully admit it. I have a female crush on Giada De Laurentiis.
Not in a sexual way- but in a female way. Men will never understand "female crushes" since they don't have man crushes really.
I mean, a female can look at another female's body and be like "wow, she is gorgeous." and list in detail how she's beautiful.
Can you see a straight man looking at another man and saying "wow, look at those washboard abs, he's really hot?"
Um, no. At least I can't.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Warning: Being bitchy!!!Sorry if I offend anyone, but I'm in a bitchy mood and can't hold it in any longer.
Why on Earth do women volunteerily (ok so I can't spell) want to shove all the acheivements of women to the wayside? I mean, what year is this? Last I checked it was 2005, soon to be 2006- Not the 50s and so on.
Aren't we more than our husband's last names? I thought so.
And we are *definately* more than our children.
So naturally it bugs the Hell out of me when I come across a million blogs with titles like "So-and-so's Mom," "mom of whoever," etc.
I'm not saying being a mom isn't an important job- it's very important. (The most important for those who have children).
But if your children are the only things that make you who YOU are- then damn bitch, make your husband (or your sister, or your brother, or your parents) watch the kids and get your ass out of the house.
I happen to fully agree with Dr. Phil (Yes, I'm a Dr. Phil girl) when he says "the best thing you can EVER do for your kids to give them a healthy parent."
And if all you are is your kids and lose the entire meaning of who you are- what of you is given to your kids?
How is that possibley healthy?
On a similar note: helicopter moms- calm the fuck down.
Quit worrying about whether or not you're a bad mom because you're child was crying over some retarded peice of shit that you couldn't give them. Quit worrying about what others might think of your child if god forbid you need to punish them in public.
You're the parents. You know more (oh what an idea! I am a genius!!!).
So act like it. Ok, so I've become a traitor.
Stephen (and Ron) got me to try World of Warcraft.
I won't say I love it ('cause I still love CoH better), but I do like it. I'm going to start my tailoring training (or whatever) soon so I can make pretty pretty clothes. I think I'm more excited about that then actually playing the game.
I am *so* going to have fashion shows (lol jk).
Ok, shutting up about that (as I realize that most of the people who read my blog don't play games).
Moving along... According to that book I have we can now hear the baby's heart beat.
I don't have my doctor's appointment until September 13th, so we'll have to wait to hear if he/she's there or not (lol). Of course as I say that she makes my stomach churn with nausea (man she's fiesty).
Ok, at first I had this gut feeling that we were having a boy- but now I'm kinda thinking that it's a girl.
Oohhh. What if it's twins.
What kinda freak-ass sick joke would that be?! lmao.
I've noticed that, while flipping through blogs, there are so many friggin "helicopter mom" blogs.
It makes my head spin. lol
Anyhoo- I'm afraid my ass is ready to fall to the floor.
For the passed week or so it's been hurting (yes, my ass aches). I don't think she can hold her head up any longer. I think she's ready to drop the fat. My ass has been perky all my life- but let's face it, my ass is getting old and can no longer hold as much gadunkadunk-ness as she used to.
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and be able to sit down while walking.
some fun to pass the time:
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
I am so boredSomething to pass the time:
What time do you get up?
-at 5:30 and then go back to sleep until 7:45/7:50
Would you say you have a bad temper?
Are you irritable by nature?
-Socially being a chicano female the obvious answer would be yes. Generally I'm mild mannered, but little things tick me off.
Do you like old black and white movies?
Do you smoke pot?
What is the most major drug you have ever done?
-I plead the 5th. Besides that's no one's business. Have I don't stuff harder than pot? Yes. Do I still? No. Let's leave it there
Where would you like to retire?
-where my husband is, hehe
Best rock group of all time?
-The Beatles (ok so that was seemingly an easy out answer, but for me it's the truth)
-Um, I don't really have one
Are you a cryer?
-Sigh, if only you knew how much I cry
What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?
-Ran away from gang members, then they shot at us
Do you wear white tennis shoes for anything other than sports?
-Yeah, I used to wear them everyday. I love those things
Favorite cut of jeans?
-low rise boot cut
Do you groom your "area"?
Do you take good care of your finger and toe nails?
-well, I'm so particular about my feet so yes I take care of my toe nails. I'd say I take care of my finger nails, but I chew on them....
-bar or liquid? I like anything the Body Shop sells
-Aussie. The best. Ever.
Do you wear makeup?
-not every day
if so, how often?
-maybe once every 2 weeks
-my mom's vegetable and my grandma's Minestrone
Favorite way to eat potatos?
Speak a foreign language?
-I used to speak German, but am too rusty to carry on a conversation now
Democrat, Republican or other?
-I used to be Republican, but I've seen the error of my ways (lol). I think I've always been a Liberal, I jsut realized it 8 years ago.
Did you vote in the last Presidential election?
Will you visit a mall?
-Will it have cookies a tea?
Do you love leather?
-No, I despise it
Have you ever hurt someone physically for sexual pleasure?
Have you ever been tied up?
Do you like whips?
-No, bondage is fine, but I'm not a big fan of whips
What is your favorite ice cream?
Do you like the beach?
-I didn't used to, but then I lived on the beach for 3 years and love it now
How often do you drink?
-I don't really. And I don't especially now that I'm knocked up
Do you feel you need a drink to enjoy sex?
What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
-Well I don't know what other people consider kinky. I'm mean I've been tied up and all that, I've done it in public, I've done it via the computer (with an ex, not with a stranger, lol). So if those are kinky to you... then there we go.
Should illegal immigrants be allowed to stay or be kicked out?
-Stay. Why is it that this country was founded by illegal immigrants, but it's like "we were here first, no one new! Out!"? Instead of being frightened by what we don't know we should help, and at least try to understand. I'm only 4th generation American- so my feeling on illegal immigrants (as my family were all illegal) are different than most
you wear socks?
-I hate socks. HATE THEM!!!! hehe
Do you wear underbritches?
-Not usually, but yes occassionally
Do you pray?
-not as often as I used to
What did you want to be when you grew up when you were little?
-a nun (seriously)
veterinarian or a world famous chef?
-World Famous Chef
What is your heritage?
-Italian/Mexican/Cherokee and a little sprinkling of German and English
What is your favorite flower?
-Paris st. Yves
*tagging Jennifer, Jenna, and Merrit*
HOLY ASS MONKEY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found out that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas was that little blonde chick from
Kids N'Corporated (shut up, you know you watched that show).
Geez!!!!Our bathtub was broken (basically I couldn't take baths as the water wouldn't stay in the tub) so we had housing come and fix it. Which they should have done in the first place- they were here a month or so ago fixing the shower because it was clogged and in the process of fixing that broke the bath *sigh*.
So the bathtub guy came at about 8 am and just now left- it's 10:30.
It takes 2 1/2 hours to fix the bathtub?
It'd better be fixed.
They left the bathroom nice and dirty (probably that dirt that refuses to come off), and the landing on the stairs is nice a damp (they had to go behind the shower/bathtub).
And as he was leaving he noticed my new
What exactly am I supposed to say to that? Was I supposed to flip my oh so bouncy hair and say "it was expensive at all!" or was I supposed to say, "My husband buys me whatever I want for a blow job" (btw, totally not true, lmao). So I said the truth- "We got it on sale and saved a bit for it"
Then he said "yeah, but those things are like 600.00$..."
What business is it of his? And we did not spend 600$. Besides this is the best vacume in the universe (ie one of the greatest turn ons...*cough*) and is therefore an investment. We'll have this vacume forever.
Why do the housing/maintenance guys always come into our house, take a look at our shit and then feel free to give me their opinions? And do a crap ass job while they're here?
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
I am so lazyI was going to change the design of this blog to celebrate it's 3rd year anniversary. I was going to change it to what design I had originally. But I decided that would be too much work and effort. I haven't felt like doing much lately.
Ugh is the 1st trimester over yet?!
Ok, quick "my husband is better than yours haha!" moment.
He came home last night (or I should say yesterday since he got home at 4:30is) with a vase of roses AND yet another stuffed bear (the 3rd he's given me).
I was reading The Cranky Liberal Pages as I do every morning, and found a rather interesting quote from Sean Hannity (friend to all Republicans and Righties alike):
"Explain to the mothers and fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?"
But this is my favorite:
"Victory means exit strategy, and it’s important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is."
–Governor George W. Bush (R-TX)
And righties say *we're* flip-floppers?
Monday, August 22, 2005
oh brotherEvery once in a while you come across males who should be taken out back and then thrown off the planet so no female will ever have to encounter them.
I went to the PX today to buy some needed essentials (you know, a dress that was on clearance, a pretty new shade of eye makeup, etc, lol).
Anyway, so I had finished checking out and the cashier called me back 'cause I had forgotten my water. So I whip around and grab it, and while doing that see 4 guys (in their mid to late 20s at the most) coming my way. And they were far enough down there I thought they would've stopped and let me go first. No, they kept walking.
Oh, but here's the kicker. They stopped walking- and started strutting. No lie. I was waiting for them to pass (as I had no room to just walk quickly beside them then leave them), and the 3rd one (I swear to God) looked at me and bit his teeth at me.
Remember how in Top Gun Val Kilmer bit his teeth at Tom Cruise?
That's exactly what this guy did.
I shit you not.
I don't give off the vibe of "hey stare at me" and I haven't for a long time.
The only man I flaunt my ass for is my husband.
I'd forgotten other guys exist. Until they act retarded.
Seriously what was the point of that?
Did he want attention? Because he certainly got it- I looked at him like he was a fucking moron.
Did he not see that I have an invisible barrier around me with clear signs that say "wrong way. Turn around. Go Back. Dead end?"
I'm still trying to understand why of all things he bit his teeth at me.
blahOh what a loverly weekend. *snort*
Hehe, just kidding. Saturday Stephen and I went to the mall and I found some more awesome baby clothes in Hot Topic. I had seen a onesy with a picture of Chewbacca on the front that said "mommy's little monster" and bought it. Then, when we went back in I found:
-A onesy with a "tattoo looking" heart with the word Mommy written in the middle,
-A onesy with a picture of Darth Vadar that says "Who's your daddy?"
-A bib with a picture of Yoda that says "Good food? Hmm?"
-and a hat with a picture of Yoda that says "Judge me by my size do you?"
Man, ours is going to be the coolest baby on the block! lmao!
Anyhoo- then after the mall we wanted to drive to Manitou Springs to go to this awesome candy store (we love candy stores 'cause we always think of Hogsmeade lol. Man we're dorks).
But it was raining bullets and there was no way we could get out of the car. So we went to go see The 40 Year Old Virgin. Omg, that movie was so fucking awesome. Of course me, 1) being pregnant and 2) being a big mushy dork,had to cry at the end of it. Seriously that movie was so so so sooo funny.
Side note. Most of you reading this blog won't find this funny. But I found it rather amusing so I'm sharing.
Come on, it is a little bit funny.
maybe it's funny becuase partially there's some truth
Friday, August 19, 2005
SPFOk, It's Friday! Time for Self Portrait Friday!
This week's theme is "what stresses you..."
So- here's my contribution:
Dirty dishes left out- especially when I need to cook something. I mean I clean my house in the morning. But there's something about a plate of sticky syrup that just not only grosses me out but it can really get under my skin.
These are my feet on the kitchen floor. I sweep and mop every day and I cannot (not not NOT!) stand for my feet to touch the kitchen floor barefoot. Plus, look how big they are. I have rabbit feet.
Stuff on the kitchen counters bugs me. I like lots of space on my kitchen counters. Lots of room.
Ok, I have this thing about the bed. This is one of the things that annoys me the most. The sheets and blankets MUST be even. They cannot tough my back, inner thigh, inner arm, nape of neck and must not go over my head. I will throw my husband out of bed to remake it (and believe me I have done it too).
This is my husband. He's in the Army. Enough said. (but isn't he handsome in his dress greens?)
Another thing that really stresses me out that I just have a hard time handling is being touched.
Don't touch me. Ever.
That and porn stresses me out. Hey it makes sense to me!
ughI really can't think of anything to say.
I don't feel good (like that was a big surprise).
Stephen and I are going to The Black Eyed Pea with everyone in his office for a farewell lunch for JoAnne (she's getting out of the Army).
Then he should be getting off work then. And then he'll play WoW- I'll clean the house and such.
Man we are some exciting people huh?
It's SPF but Stephen took the camera into work so I'll put my SPF up later on this afternoon.
Ok, I have a new favorite blog. I'm obsessed with it.
Overheard in New York it's just a bunch of little converstations people have overheard and typed in.
It so appeals to me since I'm so damn nosy. lol.
I am at a stand still and need help.
My blog is having it's 3rd anniversary (yes, I've had my blog for 3 years- 2 years and 350 days it was on livejournal). But I don't know how to celebrate.
Should I come up with a new theme?
Should I pass out Cherry Lollipops? *smirks and laughs with Mary*
Should I punch a monkey in the nose?
Thursday, August 18, 2005
I'm *brilliant*!I have a plan to get filthy stinkin' rich.
I'm going to design and draw for a comic book. Now, ok- listen to my plan.
1) I've always been pretty damn good at art (drawing and painting, etc).
2) If I can get into the mind set of "I am a loser and I'm not satisfied with the way *real* women look" then I can get passed that pesky problem of exact proportions and realism.
3) So then I'll draw women with disproportioned bodied (y'know- boobs you can see a mile away from all angles, waists smaller than their heads, legs longer than a basketball players) and stick either a gun or a sword in her hand.
4) It won't matter what the comic is about. I think every other line I'll have her say something like "but look at my boobs...," "and yet again her natural floatation devices kept her adrift and she survived another day in the middle of the ocean..." etc.
5) I am so going to Jr. Highs and High schools and start selling there. Then those little boys will give them to their dads (little boys/dads, sometimes the same thing).
And men won't need porn because they have comic books. And who'd care because they're only comic books.
And I will over throw Hugh!
Yes, it's brilliant!!!!!!!
Why didn't I think of this sooner.
I never got any dates in High School either- it's time I put all my woes on paper and made a friggin profit!
Ok no more me being retarded.
Warning about this next bit- well I'm gonna talk about my hoo-hah (that's a delicate term right?).
Preggo women you'll know what I mean about this one.
Yesterday I was taking my shower and it was that time of the year to shave my legs (lol, I'm pretty lazy in that dept) and usually when I shave my legs I shave my bikini area.
So I did my legs (ran out of shaving cream half way through and had to switch to conditioner). Then looked down to do my hoo-hah and realized that it was gone. I've always had a flat tummy and have always been able to see perfectly where I needed to shave.
I'm only 3 months pregnant and already I can't see my hoo-hah. I can still see my feet thank god.
So I guess the days of me grooming myself are quickly coming to an end.
Well at least I don't have any greys down below (*laughs and points at Katy* hehe j/t).
Watch, now after I pop this kid out and I can see my hoo-hah again they'll all be grey.
*barf*Update on the demon spawn:
I'm about 3 months and 3 days along and according to that book I got (From Conception to Birth) the spawn has started moving. It's only about an inch big but the brain has started sending signals to his/her limbs and such. She he/she's twitchin'.
This might not make any sense- I can feel it. Not physically because he/she's only an inch big. Maybe I can feel it 'cause I know it's happening.
In any case- though it took me a while I admit- I am completely aware that I have something growing inside me. This is not my body anymore- oh hell no. I'm just here as a home until he/she is ready to move out. He/she has moved in and totally took over. Moving furniture, remodeling, etc. LoL.
Anyhoo- moving along.
I like blogspot however I'm used to being able to use html code within posts but blogspot won't let me. And for me it's so much easier if I can write the code to put a link or a picture in the post.
So I'm getting used to that. *grumble*
Ok getting back to the baby (lol)- Oh I hope we have a baby like how I was. My mom said I never cried.
She said when I woke up I just sat there smiling until someone got me. I was never fussy when my teeth came in. The only thing is that I didn't like to be touched or held (lol it's like that now too).
So I'm hoping our kid is like that. I dunno though- those are big shoes to fill, since I was the perfect child. Hehe!
My mom never forced me to learn to walk- I mean she knew that I needed to do things on my own time. I didn't walk until I was 16 months. Not that I couldn't- I had started walking but decided that crawling suit me better so I crawled until I was 16 month. My parents said I was a speed demon too.
So I'm not worried about our kids walking "on time" and such. But if they're not potty-trained by the time they're 4, something's wrong. lol.
Ok, no more blabbing from me.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
I can't sleep....I woke up at 6:50 and couldn't go back to sleep (yeah yeah all you moms, I already know. I'm getting sleep while I can, trust me).
So I figured since Stephen is at something for work I'd come here and blog for a bit.
I thought I was hungry before- in the first 2 months of my pregnancy. Damn my mouth hurts from eating so much (ok, just had dirty thoughts, lmao. I'm retarded).
Seriously, the second I stop eating and feel full my stomach starts growling again. Our poor grocery bill is going to be huge.
It doesn't help that my gums are swollen and hurt.
I'm racking my brain trying to think of something to blog about besides the baby. lmao.
Ok, Green Day sucks.
I'm watching VH1 on muted while listening to music on the computer (waiting for a video I like to come on)- and the Green Day video is on (the latest one).
Aside from being crap-ass musicians they're stupid.
I was watching a quicky interview with them on VH1 once and Billy Joe was like "Music was so much more of an education than school ever was...."
Not only are millions of kids watching you right now, but you just told them that they can get an education from music.
MUSIC?! You want children to form their opinions not based on facts but on the opinion of some dumbass musician who thinks he knows everything because he watched a Michael Moore movie once?
And I ever once wondered why my parents never let us watch MTV when we were little.
Anyhoo- It's Wednesday. Time for Wednesdays Random Blogs!!
1) The Bulldog Manifesto
I come across this blog a lot. What can I say? It's another political blog. As a liberal myself I find a lot of what he/she says rather funny. Righties might not want to read this one.
2) Pearls of Wisdom... And Mindless Rants
First off, who ever owns this blog cannot spell to save their life- which makes this blog annoying right off the bat. But his personal information is kind of funny.
3) The Bearded Man
Loooong posts- Mostly about south Africa. If I ever want to read news from African newspapers I'll go here.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
First post (sort of)I finally moved from LiveJournal to Blog spot and I thought I'd better blog about something here before people came here and then were like "what the hell? This blog sucks" and leave.
We don't want that.
I say we because "the demon spawn" likes to help me blog.
Thank god I'm not a celebrity (for multipul reasons), because if people ever knew that I have nick-named my unborn child "the demon spawn" there'd be a field day about how horrible of a person/mother I am.
The fools! BWAHAHAHAA!
I'm probably not going to be that talkative for the new couple of days.
Things happen and I'm having a hard enough time learning how to deal with it all without having to come here and blog about stuff.
Or maybe to blog and look at other blogs is exactly what I need.
As of now, I'm feeling rather blah and when you're feeling blah you tend to not want to blog about anything.
We all know this is what Stephen comes home to every day:
LMAO! Ri-ight Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog. Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog. Ok, now I'm testing my haloscan comments. Hopefully this works